Remy: Students United!

Collegians everywhere are asking tough questions: Why is our tuition so high? Where are our jobs? Can't you see your words hurt me, you dumb piece of sh*t?

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College students across the country are uniting to ask difficult questions, including "Why is our tuition so high?," "Why won't anyone hire us?," and "Can't you see your words hurt me, you dumb piece of shit?"

About 2 minutes.

Written and performed by Remy. Video and graphics by Austin Bragg. Music tracks by Ben Karlstrom.

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We're the students united and nothing can tamp us!
We're taking our message to all parts of campus!
The administration's who we're trying to find
We want to know why our tuition's so high!

So we check the yoga studio–they're not there
The coffee shop, ice cream machine, everywhere
The sauna, the climbing wall, pool, the high dive
We want to know why our tuition's so high!

We're the students united, we won't be divided
We'll get what we want oh and don't try to fight it
Our SAT / ACT scores are sublime
But there still are some answers we struggle to find

We're protesting privilege, we're marching the streets
With the golf and the dance and equestrian teams
We need a safe space from the intolerant
Can't you see your words hurt me you dumb piece of shit?

We're the students united, we won't be divided
We'll get what we want oh and don't try to fight it
Our SAT / ACT scores are sublime
But there still are some answers we struggle to find

We're chanting with vigor, we're chanting with rage
We won't accept less than a good living wage
At a job interview we told them how we felt
But the last thing we heard they went with someone else

We're the students united, we won't be divided
We'll get what we want oh and don't try to fight it
Our SAT / ACT scores are sublime
But there still are some answers we struggle to find
Yes there still are some answers we struggle to find

Comments

[Scarecrow & WoodChipper Repair]

Bravo!

An honorary deagree for Remy!

[Cap'n Krunch]

Hey, I spent $100,000 getting a degree in post Mesopotamian transgender studies and I can't get a freaking job! What the heck is going on in America?

[I. B. McGinty]

Sorry, they're only hiring people with degrees in PRE-Mesopotamian transgender studies.

[Inigo Montoya, Micro-Aggressor]

Are you even remotely Mesopotamian? Or so much as a smidgen transgendered? If not, your entire degree is an exercise in cultural appropriation. You must check your privilege at once and set about unlearning what you've learned, which should not be too difficult.

[B. Woodrow Chippenhaus]

Market failure, right?

[Sevo]

"A guy with $170,000 in student loans who can't find a job in the legal profession is suing his law school and working full time for Uber"
http://www.sfgate.com/technolo.....713782.php

Yes, he's suing the school. Doesn't Uber have an intelligence test?

[Inigo Montoya, Micro-Aggressor]

Did he get his law degree or not? If he did, why doesn't he just apply to be a federal prosecutor? That's got to pay way more than what he's making now, and the only requirement seems to be a room temperature IQ. (Fahrenheit, not centigrade -- and definitely not Kelvin!)

[ace_m82]

Well, to be fair, they also have to have a non-existent conscience. Ergo, I could not work for them.

[mad.casual]

To date, Moffatt has never held a job in the legal profession. He's the primary caregiver for his children as his wife is terminally ill with cancer and does not have the ability to care from them.

It's like opening one of those joke cans of worms except, while you're looking in the can, someone punches you in the nuts.

[JPyrate]

"Many for-profit schools have been accused of aggressively recruiting students with a focus on depositing their federal financial-aid checks rather than providing them with a quality education."

"aggressively recruiting students with a focus on depositing their federal financial-aid checks"

"depositing their federal financial-aid checks"

"financial-aid checks"

" federal "

I thin we have found the problem. =)

[Sevo]

And I'd love to see the job-placement rate of, oh, Cal Berkeley compared to for-profits.

[Alan@.4]

Could it be that these "students" fail to recognize that there is a difference between up and down, the fact that there is legitimacy in some of their cant aside?

[classical liberal]

This is one of the best ones so far, thanks, Remy!

[buybuydandavis]

I don't think the tuition problem is primarily about amenities. Much more about the booming costs for the admins and profs that contribute little to the learning experience of actual students.

Academe is a vested aristocracy feeding off the students and taxpayers.

[GamerFromJump]

And if you really really want to teach your subject, good luck getting a position.

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[Rockabilly]

Koch Bros fawlt they're buying the skools and making them expensive for there profit$

[Robert Winkler Burke]

Shall we blame the students for K-12 Progressive worldview education? That is then bolstered with university Progressive education? Conservative readers want to joyfully proclaim these students are dumb? Folks, these students are brainwashed.

Woe to adults who have allowed the funding of Progressive ed in Ki-12 and university and Journalism schools! Progressivism is at war with any Republic, and at war with sanity! These kids are victims of brain abuse at the worst levels!

Progressive ed must be defunded and replaced with "1776-Tragic-Liberty" worldview ed. This is how to restore and keep a Republic.

Mocking kids brainwashed by the Prog system must be fun for some, but is it cruel to allow this brainwashing to go unchecked? Defund, defund, defund Prog ed!

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[John Bishop]

There are two online assignment help courses for the legislature to control costs. Setting costs and motivation. Setting costs is not free market. The purpose behind the high cost of tuition is institutional voracity and staff avarice.