Remy: Straight Outta Homeroom
Hardcore rap meets zero tolerance.
Schools have zero tolerance for students as dangerous as this.
Written and performed by Remy. Produced and edited by Sean Malone.
Approximately 1:30 minutes.
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Lyrics:
Rolling into school with a deadly device
and every person in my path better take my advice
cuz if I ever draw my weapon you'll be praying to Christ
and if you dare to double-cross me son you're gonna get iced
I'm busting into your crib, got the basement locked
packing super-deadly weapons like a makeshift clock
you're gone be hiding at night, pulling up your covers
keeping one eye open like you're sleeping at the Duggars
I got a finger gun, oh wait I got another
waving "bye bye" as I drive-by brother
taking dead aim, it's about to get gory
you ain't been this scared of fingers since that time you turned 40
Because it's over you lost and now it's early retirement
like Keith Olbermann's bosses all I'm doing is firing
a shotgun's never been deadlier, most deadly by far
(unless you count calling the front seat of Ted Kennedy's car)
Because I'm dangerous, there ain't no debating this
killing people like a VA Hospital waiting list
Busting out my magic ring, it's gonna do wonders
make you disappear like Scott Walker's poll numbers
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Well, the problem with Clockmed's deliberate provocation was that he didn't BUILD a clock in that pencil case, but rather that he gutted a thirty-year-old Radio Shack digital clock and fixed the disemboweled viscera thereof in a package so that (to quote Bill Mahr) "Teachers thought it was a bomb because it looks like a fucking bomb!"
This wasn't a techie trick by an adolescent nerd-boy. It was a bit of Islamic asshole ratfucking.
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Indeed it seemed to be deliberately provocative, but I think a valid point to raise is that the system's response was so predictable and overwrought as to further highlight the reactionary pantry-bunching stupidity that is zero-tolerance. Either the kid is stupid and the system's is stupider, or the kid is smart enough to recognize and provoke the system's stupidity, for some purpose. The the single constant here IS the system's and it adherent's stupidity.
Anyways, I like the song.
Vanilla Ice got nothing on Remy.
Word to the mother
"Either the kid is stupid and the system is stupider, or the kid is smart enough to recognize and provoke the system's stupidity...."
Or - of course - the kid is a ratfucker (with a long history of "pranks" prior to entering high school) who kept pushing the "it's a fucking bomb!" button in class after class AFTER his science and technology teacher told him NOT to keep flaunting that briefcase bomb simulator every chance he got.
Fallacy of the suppressed alternative, much?
Sad, sad.
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Awesome.
Would agree with everything but the clock kid.
Turns out that the kid had previous suspensions AND his sister was suspended for issuing a bomb threat.
The teachers acted entirely appropriate with the clock kid.