GOP Debate: The Rap
Remy tries to out-Republican the candidates in last night's Fox News debate.
Remy tries to out-Republican the candidates in last night's Fox News debate.
Approximately 1:30 minutes.
Written and performed by Remy. Music mastered by Ben Karlstrom. Video by Meredith Bragg.
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LYRICS:
If you were lyin' any more
a dentist would shoot you
that's not what you said before
I seen it on YouTube
"Life Begins At Conception?"
You sure do flip-flop a lot
Check out his bumper sticker
I took this in the parking lot
See I'm building a wall
I've prayed in a steeple
My daddy was poor
I've hugged lots of sad people
Paid off my student debts
I swear I ain't faking
My Jesus tattoo's got
a tattoo of Reagan
Vlad Putin's a danger
it ain't just his vanity
We need to push him back a little
like they did with Sean Hannity
He's being aggressive
just like I've been telling it
Putin ain't been this dangerous
since Bill Cosby was selling it
China hacking our servers?
the solution ain't tough
we just fill all of our servers
with some pictures of butts
You think he's tough on China?
well that's a weak vetting
I'll be so tough on China
you'll think you're at a Greek wedding
cuz the defit's high
the debt is the same
we're spending money like an Arab
at Armani Exchange
yeah just look at this graph
because it ain't getting better, yo
wait, these are the ratings for
the new Caitlin Jenner show
See I'm a Christian man
you know how it is
when God opens a window
he closes a bridge
and what do I do for fun?
Golf despite my back hurting
Go to Bernie Sanders rallies
and try to find a black person
It's like I'm Jared from Subway
sometimes I–oh.
