Oops, I Did it Again! (TSA Version–With Remy)
Remy gets the TSA boy band together to give their twist on the Britney Spears hit.
Runs approximately 2 minutes.
Written and performed by Remy. Music tracks and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom. Video by Meredith Bragg.
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Lyrics:
I think I did it again
I just saved the world
You're welcome, my friend
Oh baby, I've
groped so many kids
by patting them down
I just received this
A four-ounce tube of toothpaste?
No ain't nothing getting past me
Well maybe, maybe
Oops, I did it again
I missed all their bombs
they got on the plane
oh baby, baby
Oops you think I'm the one
keeping track of the guns
I'm not that competent
"Of the 70 weapons they tried to sneak past, you missed 67
leaving you incompetent at the single task we gave you
Is there a reason we shouldn't fire you?"
"Well, I identify as competent."
"Why didn't you say so…"
Oops, I did it again (Oops I)
I missed all their bombs (did it again, missed their bombs)
they got on the plane (I got lost)
oh baby, baby (I'm not that bright, baby)
Oops you think I'm the one (Oops you)
keeping track of the guns (gave us the GDP of Guam)
I'm not that competent
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I wish I could laugh at this, but it's too depressing.
Needs more agents identifying as Black or Muslim.
Other than that, catchy snappy!
I buy travel-size tubes of Crest or whatever, squeeze them out in the garbage, and refill them with the only toothpaste I like, A&H baking soda & peroxide. Once, I thought I'd skip doing that, but I got caught. There's really nothing (that's toothpaste) that gets by those TSA people.
Slow clap
Two by two, hands of blue.
Excellent.
Shiny.
Remy doesn't look anything like a TSA agent. He's not soggy enough in the middle.
Right now, Drudge has 4 links to Gillispie's Woodchippergate article at Daily Beast.
That's going to bring at least a million readers to the article.
US Attorneys, you fucked up very badly.
I guess it's encouraging that our would-be Big Brothers are so damn incompetent...?
Yeah, except for the supremes.
I doubt anything will come of the "Fucked up very badly attorneys".... Likely not even a... WTF?
But what it has done is drawn many like-minded people who were previously unaware that Reason existed to become aware. It is drawing everybody from survival forums to zerohedge all landing here.
^This.
I found Reason long after I found Drudge (but not from Drudge). There are a lot of people out there that I have talked to that have never heard of Reason. Hopefully, Reason will get more regular readers.
I would like to see the traffic reports for this time period... just out of curiosity.
Most likely they will be shortlisted as Federal Judges thanks to the publicity.
I would have preferred, "Runs approximately 1 minute, 50 seconds."
Remy's comedic portion was a mere 1:43
I was expecting more.
Hashtag shortchanged.
This is even better than usual for Remy
Simply awesome
I'm deeply offended. Again.
It's becoming a state of being.
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"Oops, I Did it Again! "
I saw the title and thought it was going to be about John Roberts fucking us in another SCOTUSCare decision.
This is going to be stuck in my head everytime I'm in the TSA lines from now on. Thanks!...I think...
Should've wore a mini skirt.