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This is the last scandal. Hillary promises!
(THIS WEEK)
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Fake. Scandal.
Yes, because obviously her email server bypassing official government servers is a made up story just to discredit her politically.
And her agreement that she broke this rule...is obviously just a lie. It was those evil FAUX news morons who just made this entire thing up, and she is just going along with it. You know how stupid that sounds?
Did you know that lizards are in control of our government and that aliens control our business leaders? You can make yourself immune to their rule by buying a tinfoil hat.
That is ironically what you sound like by calling it a fake scandal. Anyone who uses that word just kind of screams to me "idiot."
Your sarc meter wasn't working.
Maybe your sarc meter wasn't working, Sevo. Ah, damn, maybe mine isn't working. Down the sarc hole we go.
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Hillary Clinton made 15 million for her charity from Government and all she did was get into control of a few scandals. I think her method is much better.
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You mean the leftist foot, correct?
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The latest is that State employees are supposed to sign a separation statement when they leave.
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, like all departing federal employees, was required to fill out and sign a separation statement affirming that she had turned over all classified and other government documents, including all emails dealing with official business.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/article/2561407
Either she did, and lied when she did so, or she didn't, raising the question of why not?
I doubt she signed anything that could later bite her. She is a snake, and you will watch her wiggle her way out of this one.
She didn't sign it. And no one will hold her responsible for not signing it. FYTW.
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In a land where Saudi Arabia has the Constitutional right to give politicians anonymous money, you want me to think emails are a sign of corruption? Gaining from insider information is legal for Congress, but I'm supposed to be outraged at emails? We spy on our friends and citizens in defiance of law, and emails are in the news because Hillary might have broken a law?
This has nothing to do with "corruption". This whole topic is a Party press release for no good purpose. We KNOW their lips are moving, We KNOW what that means, it's just that this time, they appear to be doing us favors.
Are you really suggesting that hillary Clinton is NOT corrupt?
Why in the world would she break these rules with emails if she wasn't?
Well, I guess you could always use the old Obama excuse, and just call her incompetent and stupid....
"In a land where Saudi Arabia has the Constitutional right to give politicians anonymous money, you want me to think emails are a sign of corruption?"
That's complete bullshit. Only US citizens and/or Green card holders can donate to PACs.
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Leftists set up a fake gun shop in New York City to guilt people about gun ownership, get trolled by a gun organization.
This reminds me of when Mother Jones did an anti-gun piece and committed a shitload of felonies.
"This reminds me of when Mother Jones did an anti-gun piece and committed a shitload of felonies."
They meant well.
LOLz!
Although there was this creepy all seeing monocle that was giving me a weird look while I was laughing..... (^~?)< ^(^o^)?
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Hey... microsofto... what is this right click on that goddamn service called hillary.wtf? Fuckin amoeba? Shit, what is this shit? what the F do amoeba do on this multi thousand buck shit? Is hillary amoeba a predated time stamp? is this a smash head from a gangstar... alleys where aliens fuck garbage cans and midgets have 12 inch cocks and those tunnels into the star seem to cry celery... the u/s is booze plant and things could want unnecessary evils and I'm thinking that cookies made from deep fried spaceshops can fix the neighborhoood of those tunes no one understands.
They rock like a fucking granular pi squared like a crashed 1950'z plane
So remy is illegal ivory..
Remy is elton john jizz
I think this reason laser is not tuned into that deep thang called where those fukin alienz lives..
Tune this shit into that fuckin place where those fuckin deep evolve negative time things thrive.. yea I have no fuckin idea what just got typed but at some geotimetric lines evolve and wecan inward live past this thing of compression space...
fonts ripple.
time ripples
can time ripple us back and forward...
i lived altered time... but i want to travel deep into human tears... I will one day soon
I am imaging a deepest trip into that old pit...
The coal pit?
the vampir calls a histroy into the fuckin bass angels... and vampiers have a callls at the portal..... shit might be getin fuked up at this point cuz the king vamp is enjoyo some serou fuckin cocainae...and these lists are like a lightining riffs for hemingway and russells... and supra pretty vagianas
A thousand ribbons of time are ripping me... time hates this escape ..is time a tyrant? i think so..
I must conquer these time squads... i am fist into the future and this ship has a deep hull made from modern expressions of [power... we don't let tet tje s[acce wait we dont let tje s[ace we dont fucking let space fuck with us humans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's all this jazz about time? Live for today cause tomorrow isn't worth a dime. Be weary of those to whom every little effing thing should be considered a crime, where they wish for you to be locked up forever cleaning up grime.
Liberty is sublime, so don't be like a little mime and enjoy this rhyme, and forget about those who treat you like slime.
light just ate my ass...
The night is a knife into my face
A knife into your face? Does it kind of feel like mace? Or being strangled by a shoelace? Or is it just your friends fall from grace? Or are you saying this shit because you want is to get out of this place?
Someone call that fucking ship back..so Vamp can ride with me...this ship into the galaxy ain't designof for those bros who eat bologna sammichos
:0)
feeel hurt in yo heart from deeeeeeeeeeeeeep basss sweet new dude
?what is this vampire dude
Those things are lived and I don't know these times and tunnels into that vat of letters... letters call and i cannot rape fonts cuz i have no cum left....
time just ate its cunt and that universe swallowed the rays of th e sun into its lunch box of space thumps
Space thumps? Are they like jumps, or super hard humps? Is that your face, did someone give you the mumps!!? Make you their bitch and dress you up in high heel pumps?
They can't do that though, cause I'll protect you and give their face some giant lumps, as you look on cheering, giving some weird ass fist pumps.
vampire is a bad evil comic bitch and so booshwa
Does the universe jack off... do planets get cum... does this galax fuck the sun in the ass?
Never touch jupiter in the starfish... jupiter might storm yo asssss
Deep space is a trip where you will die after finding that those pretty streams past the milky way are in fact made of nothing more than dead space midgets..... yea ... I know that midgets isnt pc but if I was a I midget and I killed astronauts in those pretty streams I might be kinda happy?
Deep space?....or is it more like the time that it takes my fist to arrive at someone's face as I defend you with such grace?
Come on dude, pick up the pace, grab the bat and hit them like a demolition derby ace. Our theme song could even include some killer bass, which is a guitar whose name sounds not like the fish, but a base.
Vamp a xstreams into the tired hardcore smash faces and broekn brain s and chopped limbs where all that fuckin bloood gets ass bood
Yupo...
streaks fuk me like smashmouth.... like a lasers from tiny bird faces... and i'm rollin on several places and none can be found on gooogle...
no maps.. we are shot in the fucking head with shit. bitches
my heart was shot into the heart with an alien hamster
a line of fun created a fucking math that no dumbas jackass on all the maths made and we have to rule....
My head is banging like dimebag happy
RIP dimebag
Get hurt by bones
Get skerfed by drone
Don't take a look, it ain't in no book because this isn't reading rainbow mothereffer. Hell no my house doesn't have a breakfast nook!! Now grab that aunt Jamima mix and go effin cook and don't go giving me that crazy look.
so hillary is a laser
and this tired dead philosophy is seeking what?
hillary world has no brain . no philosophy. no ...zero... no beat in the deep energy
I have to say, your mind has gone away, and with the streaks, space hamsters and things you were being really gay....but I'm glad I helped you save the day, because next month I'm busy until the second week in May.
Oh.....and Don't forget to brush yo mothereffing teeth to prevent nasty breath and tooth decay.
Kiss me yuou horribe monster I want your tonge in my throat
why are yuo= progressive boys and girls pretending this old tired ham fuck has a chance?
feel that planet rhtytm but it don't include your old lady
This is deep shit.. lightning smash
So this buxx funds those radiant suns and i am seek the inner math on all thise bears
Well these places fly into a sail and
ENB is a new galaxy created from all that universe dust and i love ENB
Reason is a sail into the dead new planets and all the special moindsof all the past brains can't not die on this sail
so this brain stem culls alls the alls and this reason brain gats alll sexay and i'm sure Nick is going to kicks my as and thi s bitch fon't even no me.....
just rollin in a country state of mind cuz...
Just got some new hazelmeade!
My face is about to rock some shit...
And my girlfriends Elizabeth and Hazel and my sweet darlings are in those churches enerchosi
like a motherfucking mofo old deep valleys where the screamin boyz and I am fucked up and this shit does pierce a fuckin tired mountain and I love these women and my wife and this energy is super tighti and no way I can get on top this..
thos I if hazel and sweet enb showed up at my house I akin feed these bloody superbitches some good foods
all of my beer bottle s are emtpy... gonna fix this shit rithti now...
I have tons of empty beer bottles in my office... bro
I found a startling loop in this piles of all my female love and these math made a trap for my brain becuase I love all these special sweet girls but I realize in this cached reality that this drunked poster played with all sort of energies tho I admit lots of love for all my sweet men and women cuz I am going into a deep place where I might not come back from cuz once you go deep the planets cry for your poems and the earth hillbillys fight for you and the old planets dont get what goin on
Bitch. sittin at a bar at spaceship and the fuckin bartenders have no fukin vodka left
I do not fucking belive this fucking piece of steel can fly out all my sweet girls from this world and i am chasing all sorts of creatures to where we can all find that planet where the spacefalls mist into this and that and JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST i love my girls....
I also love George Jones my glorious angels
The fuck is going on here?
preacher man sez its the end of time. you lovely man
We get all merle haggard on all the shit ... but agile gets fucked up on cocaine and and meth and lsd and booze...
so, I love all my girls and i get fucked up way past this shit playing and i love the old monsters
can this fucking shit make a shotgun from those old stones , all you sweet aliens
My grandpa used to send film of his zombus punctures and I thought no pretty girl will understand all the insanity of this planet so I took those photos and burnt them
Sweet countrty girls have the tightest clits to suck
AC, you may get fucked up on all that, but those of us who have gotten crazy on some of it know there are limits to what you can do and still type.
So I'm gonna call bullshit here.
My old dude had a story 'bout this fucking bitch called Sevo? he told me that Sevo lived in deep moonshine Kaintucky... Sevo was an onlee child... Had a single parent cuz his mama killed his Daddy with a log to the head...sevo was a small child on the creek... and his mama was pissed and left him to kill all sorts of men... Sevo was a little catfish boy.... he learned to fish the cricks... he learned to eat frogs, and crayfish, and Tennessee river eels... and skeered SEVO grew some balls on the river and the river respected SEVO and SEVO became a river supraSEVO cuz he started to own all the tugs on all that ol river and SEVO bacame the god of tennessee river and so here's SEVO fucking wid old Agile... Sevo wins cuz agile is going to disappear into time and he LOVES reason lords....
The problem here is that Hillary probably wasn't trying to hide anything, she was either too bullheaded, stupid, or a combination of the two to care that what she was doing was not only logistically wrong, but legally wrong.
Sec. of state is a couple of heartbeats away from being the President. About four heartbeats to be specific.
When you get to that level of government and think that it's ok to use a personal email service which will house your emails god-knows-where with lord-knows-who reading through it, it says something kind of awful about your fitness for the office that's literally four steps up the staircase.
Paul.|3.22.15 @ 12:13AM|#
"The problem here is that Hillary probably wasn't trying to hide anything, she was either too bullheaded, stupid, or a combination of the two to care that what she was doing was not only logistically wrong, but legally wrong."
I'll disagree, somewhat.
She wasn't trying to hide something specific, but she wanted to control what was later available to those who wanted to see her comm simply because she didn't want to make the decision for each comm.
So she put them all in a basket from which she could later chose, depending on conditions at the time, and the hell with those who point out she broke the law, 'cause "Hillary Clinton" and 'what difference...'.
She purposely and with intent broke the law and is now daring anyone to cal her on it. And "they" won't.
Oh, and while "they" won't, it may yet convince those who aren't "Shrills" that she really shouldn't be pres.
Maybe.
you do understand that time is being taken from us and we are on a wave right? the energy of the 'that' is moving and beyon... I'm trappped in my poetry... i can't escape time is to me is an oil painting .. where all the fluids express myriad tone
Agile Cyborg|3.22.15 @ 12:43AM|#
"you do understand that time is being taken from us and we are on a wave right"
There are times when I think I have a visualization of [a physical/chemical process], and on testing that prediction some months later [after producing the parts and arranging the tests], it turns out I do have some valid conception of what goes on!
Other times not.
But I'm not sure of the time being taken from me and the wave, even though at one time I was a real fan of [one psycho-tropic drug or other]. I have many stories of fast cars, lovely women, city fathers wondering WIH 'those people' are doing, etc.
But I couldn't have typed at the time...
She wasn't trying to hide something specific, but she wanted to control what was later available to those who wanted to see her comm simply because she didn't want to make the decision for each comm.
That's possible, but when it comes down to it, it's an incredibly reckless way of doing that.
Imagine (and we still don't know if this is yet to occur) if a system admin working for the company that hosted the email made copies of her inbox.
Hiding your email to protect it from Fox News but exposing it to pretty much everyone else in the world suggests a high-level of stupid.
Paul was a north carolina boy, a tired still in the deep carolina moonshine dapper dance....
Paul thought his daddy was shot dead... his mommy left when he was 8.... Paul realized at 12 that white lightning was his ticket to getting into the big bucks and his pappy agreed and Paul created huge bucks and the clouds one tired night followed the moonshine detective and Paul as a young man ran to the front of the old shack ready to fight the government and Paul realized at that moment the government had a bullet for his daddy... Paul ran hard into the deep Smokey mountains .... and cried because he couldn't bury his dad killed by the government bullets...
Agile loves the reason universe and its many glorious players......
What you bitches be thumbin? This thread is a thumb into a rainbow of solid country gold...
Bitches be showin up on this ship but I don't think they understand time.... time is a monster... time is an orgasm... time is a trap.......... time is all sorts of spaceship....
Here is nickle into the the slow dance, sweet heart.
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Are cowboys easy to love. ENB?
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