Ferguson Grand Jury Decides–Police Press Conference (Parody)

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Ahead of the grand jury decision in Ferguson, Mo., law enforcement held a press conference detailing how they would respect the constitutional rights of citizens.

Performed by Justin Monticello. Written and produced by Monticello and Paul Detrick. Graphics by Will Neff.

Run time: 2:20 minutes.

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[Fist of Etiquette]

This is Remy's least recognizable parody.

[davec52]

Agreed.

Further, it does not mock the press. The press deserve a good chunk of the credit in Ferguson for willful dissemination of misinformation.

It also does not recognize that so far, the national guard that has been brought in was stated as not being used against protesters directly. They are ( at least last I heard ) only being used to protect other things to free up normal police for dealing with protesters.

I'm all for criticizing the militarization of the police, but at least as far as I know this isn't one of the things to raise a red flag about.

I will also point out that if predictions about the violent reactions and the now found bombs among the new black panthers are true, then this turns into a case of domestic insurrection. If that becomes the case, it is the militia that ought to be summoned into service.

[Agile Cyborg]

Blacks have been literally fucked by the police for decades.

Your inept crassness indicates a fucking total disconnect from history which illustrates that your brain is swimming in irrelevant facts.

Stop.

Study.

For weeks.

Then post.

[PapayaSF]

Oh, come on. First, please don't use "literally" that way. Second, anyone who knows history knows that mistreatment of blacks by police has greatly declined over the last 50 years. I won't say there aren't still abuses, but the professional agitators are having a harder and harder time finding cases. Mike Brown was just stupid and violent and made a series of idiotic decisions the day he died. It has nothing to do with mistreatment of blacks by police.

[Cytotoxic]

Actually it's still quite common for blacks to get the short end ex MJ arrests at a disproportionate rate.

[dragon mirovic]

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[Ammy]

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[Ammy]

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[Notorious G.K.C.]

For a second, I thought the grand jury had done something...no such luck.

[AlmightyJB]

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[Warrren]

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[Notorious G.K.C.]

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[Warrren]

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[Old Man With Candy]

I'm glad the registration system is working so well.

[Steve G]

Awww, Marion Barry's dead. Who will look out for teh colored people now in DC?

[Almanian!]

I'm sure the super-genius, Eleanor Holmes Norton, will fill the void admirably.

[Steve G]

DC: the laboratory where Gruber developed his voter hypothesis.

[Bo Cara Esq.]

Keep it classy there, fella.

[Steve G]

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[DEG]

I guess the bitch won't set him up again.

[Bo Cara Esq.]

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