Lebanese-American Rageaholics, or, The Guys Get Shirts

When it was just Casey Kasem's Snuggles explosion, it seemed like a fluke. But when Paul Anka slices like a fucking hammer, I start to wonder if there's some kind of cultural unconscious in celebrity shitstorms. I honor Anka's role in ending the Cold War as much as anybody, but the evidence is starting to pile up: Darrell Issa's Air France tantrum, countless John Sununu tirades on Crossfire… Is anybody watching Marlo Thomas for the warning signs?