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New Shows for Your Consideration: Bull, This Is Us, and Lethal Weapon

Steer well clear of the one inspired by Dr. Phil, obviously.

'Lethal Weapon''Lethal Weapon' / FoxBull. CBS. Tuesday, September 20, 9 p.m.

This Is Us. NBC. Tuesday, September 20, 10 p.m.

Lethal Weapon. Fox. Wednesday, September 21, 8 p.m.

If there was any doubt that the Internet, having wreaked havoc on the music and newspaper industries, has now set its sights on television, the new fall broadcast season should quell it. Not only are the networks pulling back on long-term investment by cutting their series orders, filling out their schedules with specials and sports, but they're actually taking programming advice from the business' heirheads-apparent, digital-streaming companies. Last month, Fox executives admitted at an industry event that their network decided to revive the 2005-2009 drama Prison Break after learning old episodes were drawing a lot of traffic on Netflix.

That probably wasn't the only conversation Fox bosses had with their counterparts at Netflix, because no network has more profoundly cast its lot with the ghosts of falls past. More than a third of the shows Fox will introduce over the course of the 2016-17 season are remakes of old movies or TV series. (Or, as network suits prefer to call them, reboots: Hey, kids, we speak that Interwebs lingo!) In addition to Prison Break, The Exorcist, 24 and the Lethal Weapon movies will all shamble back onto the scene, proving that there is indeed something shallower than Hollywood's current creative instincts: Its graveyards.

That said, the startling but undeniable truth about the new Lethal Weapon, which debuts Tuesday as the nets start rolling their new dramas, is that it's pretty damn good: sharply drawn characters, snappy dialogue, and awesome action sequences. I'm not sure that Clayne Crawford (Rectify) and Damon Wayans Sr. are going to make anybody forget Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, but they'll be more than good enough for the large audience that's never seen the four films, the last of which is nearly two decades old.

The show follows the template established in the movies: Crawford plays a brash young military special-ops vet turned cop left suicidally reckless by a family tragedy. Wayans, with 22 years as a policeman, is struggling with health and retirement issues, which aren't exactly clarified by the near-universal greeting of his colleagues on his first day back at work after a heart attack: "I thought you were dead!"

Thrust together as partners, their initial relationship ranges from wary to openly hostile. "I'm just in a place in my life where I don't want to be the cowboy anymore," declares Wayans, to which Crawford retorts: "There's plenty of good people in this world who aren't cops. Go be one of them."

But they're eventually drawn together by their mutual antipathy toward the criminal-justice system brass, their love of hardball wisecracks and their affinity for truly insane gunplay and car chases. (One of the latter takes place inside a Grand Prix race.) The madcap stunt work and the buddy-cop badinage make Lethal Weapon seem like a throwback to the 1970s or '80s, which of course is exactly what it is—but in a loopy, fun way.

NBC's This Is Us, on the other hand, is not a throwback or a remake. If you get the eerie feeling you've seen it before, it's probably because you actually have—on Facebook, where an early release of its two-and-a-half-minute trailer was viewed a remarkable 51 million times in its first week online this summer. (To put that in perspective, it represents more eyeballs than were assembled for Johnny Carson's final Tonight Show.)

The immense popularity of a trailer that doesn't include a fire-breathing atomic lizard remains a mystery to me. But the full pilot episode of This Is Us is a captivating experience, an interlocking series of vignettes of despair, joy, rage, regret and hilarity.

Though it takes some time to sense the connections, This Is Us concerns a handful of curiously intertwined people suffering though miserable 36th birthdays.

Jack (Milo Ventimiglia, Heroes) has his dreams of birthday sex quashed just short of fruition when his pregnant wife's water breaks—and then learns her pregnancy is far more problematic than expected. Kate's (Chrissy Metz, American Horror Story) morbid obesity has reached such desperation that she's removing her earrings before stepping on the scales, in hopes of showing progress in her newest diet.

Randall (Sterling K. Brown, The People Vs. O.J. Simpson) has just come face to face with the father who abandoned him at a fire station when he was just a few hours old. And Kevin (Justin Hartley, Mistresses), a bit actor finally getting a shot at stardom in a witless new sitcom, suffers a meltdown, not just in front of the studio audience, but on it. "It's you guys!" he screams. "Why are you watching this stuff? ... Shame on me for taking the money! Shame on you for making me famous!"

This is soap opera, to be sure, but soap opera elevated into something much finer by delicately honed writing and excellent performances. This Is Us is what TV people refer to (usually more in delusional wishfulness than real belief) as "relatable," meaning that you'll recognize the characters and their quandaries and triumphs from your own life.

Executive Producer Dan Fogelman (who wrote the 2011 rom-com Crazy, Stupid, Love and produced last year's poignantly funny and wildly unsuccessful sitcom Grandfathered) has a sure touch with the script, pushing the throttle at a wrenching pace but pulling back with a joke when it threatens to redline into melodrama. One wringing scene between the actor Kevin and his sister ends when she grudgingly concedes, "You're a lot smarter than you look." He nods: "That's what Michael Bay told me."

The most startling thing about This Is Us is that it may not be Fogelman's best show on the fall schedule; he also created Fox's Pitch, about major league baseball's first female player, another superb soap. But that's a story for another day. For now we must take up a dreary discussion of the unfortunate Bull, the latest CBS crime procedural.

No show on television enlists more marquee power to less effect than Bull. In front of the camera it's got Michael Weatherly, the stud-muffin alumnus of NCIS; in back, Stephen Spielberg and Paul Attanasio, who created Homicide: Life On The Streets and House, and wrote the screenplays for Quiz Show and Donnie Brasco. And yet, it's a wretched mess and arguably an offense against human intelligence.

Photo Credit: 'Lethal Weapon,' Fox

Contributing Editor Glenn Garvin is the author of Everybody Had His Own Gringo: The CIA and the Contras and (with Ana Rodriguez) Diary of a Survivor: Nineteen Years in a Cuban Women's Prison. He writes about television for the Miami Herald.

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  • DaveH||

    Hey, guys -- it's correct to say something wreaks havoc, but when it goes into the past tense, the word you want is wrought.

    After all, we never say, "What hath god wreaked?"

  • Hamster of Doom||

    Could've been worse. Could've been much worse. Could've been "wreked" and in the subtitle.

  • commodious, stupor sleuth||

    *rekt

  • Agammamon||

    Nearly killed 'im.

  • GILMORE™||

  • Heroic Mulatto||

  • ||

    I'm getting too old for this shit.

  • kinnath||

    +1

  • GILMORE™||

    When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out. It was a rifle shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing I was ever good at.

  • Heroic Mulatto||

    Gilmore is John Denver?

  • Crusty Juggler||

    Gilmore does have a strong affinity for West Virginia...

  • Crusty Juggler||

    Last month, Fox executives admitted at an industry event that their network decided to revive the 2005-2009 drama Prison Break after learning old episodes were drawing a lot of traffic on Netflix.

    A new generation discovering Robin Tunney? Makes sense.

  • Idle Hands||

    It's just been revoked.

  • Idle Hands||

    but they'll be more than good enough for the large audience that's never seen the four films, the last of which is nearly two decades old.

    False.

  • Crusty Juggler||

    Clayne Crawford (Rectify) and Damon Wayans Sr. are going to make anybody forget Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, but they'll be more than good enough for the large audience that's never seen the four films, the last of which is nearly two decades old

    That better be a typo, Garvin.

    What kind of society are we living in when a large audience has not seen the first two Lethal Weapon movies? Who do I blame? ISIS? Trump? Feminists? I know it's not the Jooz...

  • Lee Genes||

    I blame the hairstylists. They abandoned the mullet perm.

  • You Sound Like a Prog (MJG)||

    The Catholics?

  • Rhywun||

    I've never seen any of them. There is absolutely zero appeal to me.

  • Crusty Juggler||

    And so we blame the gays. You people!

  • Rhywun||

    Hell, even Gibson had already started to let himself go.

  • Woodys mom||

    Such malice afore thought from a reviewer always leads me to watch the show trashed. *I'm simple obvivously*

  • Eternal Blue Sky||

    "Or, as network suits prefer to call them, reboots: Hey, kids, we speak that Interwebs lingo!"

    I'm pretty sure that's network suit lingo...

    Because "remake" sounds like a shameless cashin, while "reboot" also sounds like a shameless cashin, but it seems like a word a suit would think sounds more original.

  • __Warren__||

    Where are these "golden gloves" I keep hearing about?

  • Agammamon||

    Well, let us hope that at some point they will drop THE GODDAMNED LAUGH TRACK FROM COMEDIES!

    If you think you need a laugh track then that means you think your shit isn't actually funny. To wit - Big Bang Theory. Anything with Charlie Sheen. Reba. Friends.

    Not every comedy without a laugh track is good, every good comedy does not have one.

  • ||

    Hogan's Heroes and M-A-S-H both had laugh tracks.

  • Agammamon||

    . . . they'll be more than good enough for the large audience that's never seen the four films, the last of which is nearly two decades old.

    Then why would they be interested in a generic buddy cop series that takes its name and premise from a two decade old movie series that they've never seen?

    If you're calling it 'Lethal Weapon' its because you except to get the over 40 crowd watching. Otherwise you could have called it 'Cop Out'.

    Hell, today, 'Madea Goes Undercover' would have more brand recognition with the 20 somethings.

  • Cynical Asshole||

    'Madea Goes Undercover'

    STOP GIVING TYLER PERRY MONEY!

  • Jay Dubya||

    +1

  • You Sound Like a Prog (MJG)||

    Because it stars the comedian from that variety show that aired two decades ago!

  • JayWye||

    Bull was so boring I hardly paid attention to it while I was on the PC. It's not gonna make it.
    Regarding Lethal Weapon,I'm not watching TV remakes of movies.

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