The People's Dear Leader

Via Chelsea Peretti at the HuffPost comes this partial recounting of Kim Jong Il's superhuman feats and abilities. Did you know?

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played? That does set Kim apart from the masses. Maybe that's why he's so, um, ronery.