No Grist from the Miller

Those of you who saw the premier of Dennis Miller's CNBC show know he's telling the truth when he says that 9/11 changed him: It made him stop being funny. His first interview, with the Governator, felt like an E! puff piece, only less edgy. As a one-time addict of his HBO series, it's some consolation to know that this wounded dog will probably be put out of its misery within a few months.