Brickbat: For My Next Trick
Stuart Brown, a magician in England known as "Magic Stuart," is planning to fight a bill from the Derby City Council for £429 ($584 U.S.). The council says his rabbit, Snowy, needs a license for a performing animal. Brown thinks the fee is too high and that it's unfair to group him with big companies that have lots of animals. He points out that Snowy is not trained and is only used for a few minutes in his shows, which often support charities.
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In the US, the rabbit would have just been shot. Much more efficient.
The Dems did it first!
- sarcles the diminutive
"I hate shit when an honest person accurately and honestly apes the bullshit that We The PervFected, Mind-Infected-Butt-Deflected Conn Fartists try to pull on the lame-brained Sacred Tribalists AND the innocent bystanders, so that We The PervFected have to settle for ONLY cuntquering the already-cuntquered Tribalists."
- Scumby Chump, in an alternate world where shit was honest and eloquent
The audience isn't safe with an unlicensed bunny anywhere near it.
That bunny's snot dead, shit's just sleeping!
Imagine an unlicensed squirrel on the loose. There would be gibberish everywhere.
Stuart has money.
The government wants it.
The reason doesn't matter.
And the burrocrats in charge don't want peasants thinking they can get away with flouting the law. You let one rabbit get away with it, next thing you know, there will be hamsters and gerbils frollicking about.
Performing animal licenses: The real reason why Barack and the Former First Wookie stopped doing British entertainment.
BNUY!
Convert to Islam. Rape a white girl. Then say the rabbit is part of your religion.
They'll roll over immediately and imprison anyone who has a problem with it.