Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Military Parade Is a Big, Ugly Waste of Millions of Dollars
Most Americans, it turns out, do not think it is a good use of taxpayer money, according to a recent poll.

President Donald Trump has described the upcoming military parade using a familiar theme: its size. It will be a "big, beautiful" event, he told NBC's Meet the Press last month.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The parade will, however, objectively be big, from the contents of the parade itself—25 M1 Abrams main battle tanks! Dozens of other military vehicles! Aircrafts! 6,600 soldiers marching!—to the price tag, which is currently estimated to come out somewhere between $25 million and $45 million for an approximately 90-minute event. That comes out to $277,778–$500,000 per minute.
A majority of Americans, it turns out, do not think that big cost is beautiful; 60 percent of respondents in a recent poll said the parade is not a good use of taxpayer money. The sample size was 40 percent Republican and 40 percent Democrat, with the remaining 20 percent identifying as "independent/none."
The millions of dollars the public is paying to fund the parade—which will take place on Saturday, Trump's 79th birthday—are "peanuts," the president said, when "compared to the value." Yet it is difficult to reconcile that position with one of his hallmark campaign promises: reining in wasteful government spending.
Indeed, during the 2024 campaign, Trump promised to slash $2 trillion—the size of the budget deficit—in federal spending. That was always a bit hard to believe, particularly when considering the immense amount he added to the national debt during his first term, trillions of dollars of which came before the COVID-19 pandemic. (His recent budget is another example of his proclivity for big spending.)
Even still, it was a welcome promise. A return to fiscal sanity was the animating force behind creating the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), formerly led by tech entrepreneur Elon Musk. DOGE has failed to live up to its promise to the people, most notably because, as Reason Contributing Editor Veronique de Rugy observed, it has been primarily concerned with "rooting out leftist culture politics and its practitioners in Washington." Many of those cuts needed to happen. But Trump's parade is a reminder that he is serious about cutting wasteful spending that generates splashy headlines and galvanizes his supporters while green lighting wasteful spending that generates splashy headlines and galvanizes his supporters.
Some in the GOP are willing to say so. "I would have recommended against the parade," Sen. Roger Wicker (R–Miss.) told Politico after he learned how much it would cost. Sen. Susan Collins (R–Maine) added that the cost was "steep," while Sen. Ron Johnson (R–Wis.) said, "If it costs money, I won't go."
There are other reasons for skepticism. "If I say picture in your mind a military parade, I challenge anybody not to think of the Soviet Union or North Korea, because that's the only image that pops into my head," Sen. Rand Paul (R–Ky.) recently told The Fifth Column podcast. "It's like, yeah, we can commemorate. We can talk about how great our military is. But you know, missiles and tanks in the streets just isn't a great symbol. A free country is a country with a limited government, and really not one predicated on a massive military."
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You know Trump is paying for the parade, right?
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1932161609251586282
https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-news/whos-funding-trumps-army-parade-the-president-makes-new-claims-about-dc-event-article-151823510
It's called lying and TeenReason has taken to it like a fish to water.
I would’ve said they’ve taken to it like maggots in rotten meat, but I digress.
Rotten synthetic meat? That seems to be a Reason pet technology.
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Binion looks like an even bigger asshole than usual. What a fucking clown.
Even if he wasn't, what's the real (taxpayer) cost?
The officers and soldiers were gonna get paid anyhow, the hardware had already been paid for (by whoever was acting POTUS that day with slobbering Joe snoring), and far less police protection than Newsom is funding in LA.
Fuck off and die, Binion. We don't need yet one more lying pile of TDS-addled shit.
"(by whoever was acting POTUS that day with slobbering Joe snoring)"
And shipping free shit to Ukraine.
It's like them whining about the flybys at NASCAR races and Football games. Flight crews have to log so many cross-country hours per year. Combine that with a real world mission of being over a target at a specified time. It's good training. Add in the free TV time that helps recruiting and it's basically free.
You know Trump is paying for the parade, right?
It appears no one knows. There are donations but no article claims that they cover the total costs nor even mention a ballpark figure for how much was donated to the cause.
And that means what? Nothing at this point. How about all you fucks wait and if it is actually being paid for privately, hooray. If not, then you can jam your thumbs back up your asses and complain. There are far worse things that the govt spends money on than military parades that instill patriotism in the citizenry. But, then, you fucks wouldn't want that.
Take a pill, dude. It means we don't know, just like I said.
You stay silent about the insinuation above that it was privately funded, but go off on me for merely pointing out (while making absolutely no complaints) that we don't not know who is paying what.
So we can't even ask questions of you dear leader's birthday/pretend-dictator parade?
...military parades that instill patriotism in the citizenry.
This attitude is sickening to me. There is no way this is within the scope of limited government.
Fuck off and die, dude.
The republicans are toast.
Nice job backpedaling there.
You should read those comments again and reconsider, maybe come up with something slightly accurate or witty.
I’m a fucking stitch, with more wit than you’ve ever displayed here. Maybe you should just bow out.
Why don't you show us some of that, then?
No mention that Trump, as well as companies like UFC, Palantir, and Coinbase are paying for the parade?
Aside from the fact that Binion is lying his ass off here, so are his sources:
Defense officials told NBC News that the estimated cost could be as high as $45 million, with individual Army units ultimately bearing the cost of the parade — which could potentially impact funds used for training.
NBC doesn't say who these "officials" are, or where they got their figures from, and then NBC misrepresents Trump talking about the outlay he and these companies are making by inferring/lying/pretending he's talking about taxes.
"“Peanuts compared to the value of doing it,” Trump said of the cost. “We have the greatest missiles in the world. We have the greatest submarines in the world. We have the greatest army tanks in the world. We have the greatest weapons in the world. And we’re going to celebrate it.”"
This is how people become like Sarcasmic and Sometimes a Great Notion. Always watch unedited announcements folks, and remember: No matter how much you hate the media, it's never enough. You may think that you hate them enough, but you don't.
This is how people become like Sarcasmic. Always watch unedited announcements folks.
And lots of booze.
Lots and lots of cheap booze.
123% DEBT TO GDP
WTF, I hate Trump now. I can't believe he did that.
Is this helping reduced that ratio?
Nope.
Dumber Than a Bag of Rocks,
Care to expand on that bullshit, especially regarding training (and recruitment) costs?
It might force an imbecilic pile of shit like you into more than one-dimensional thought!
Probably not....
Is this helping reduced that ratio?
Is it hurting it, Sarcasmic Jr?
Remember, Binion is lying about it using taxes. Trump and a bunch of sponsors are paying.
Literally the libertarian ideal for public events.
You can't stop beclowning yourself because everything you know comes from cable news.
Never an Intelligent Thought is yet one more lying pile of TDS-addled slimy shit, ain't he?
Wait, wait, wait... you're at the point of impugning Trump because he personally chose to put on a parade with his own money rather than personally pay down the debt with his own money?
That's where you're at on this? Out of curiosity, do you happen to recall Biden's 2022 "Blut und Ehre" Address was paid for out of pocket and whether you complained about him not paying down the debt either?
Are you going to don an "Eat The Rich" dress and attend the Met Gala every day until all the billionaires pay down the debt with their own private money too?
ALWAYS A LYING PILE OF TDS-ADDLED SHIT,
Fuck off and die, asshole.
"Paying for" or donating and undisclosed amount that may or may not (and we could assume "not" or it would be publicized) cover all or most of the parade costs.
But TDS-addled shit piles like you are certain it's not, right?
No. I don't know.
The media certainly hates all of us. So yes, fuck them. And his is a good time to remind you all of my legal theory to out them all in prison.
Most of the political ‘news’ ‘reported’ by network and cable news, plus much of the legacy media is not news at all, but coordinated campaign speech on behalf of the DNC. I don’t need to explain that this is a proven fact. You all are well aware of that.
As that is absolutely true, it constitutes criminal violations of a number of election laws. Further. Since this illegal campaign speech is both coordinated and ongoing, RICO attaches.
Therefore, much of the democrat media can be put in prison. Some of them for life. And this must happen.
Know who else liked military parades? Every tinpot dictator ever.
Like Lincoln, FDR, Eisenhower and Kennedy, right?
They probably also liked milk, candy, and funny things. Go bathe in some more stupid juice, you dumb fuck.
Hey, you know who is engaging in open rebellion right now? Your fellow travelers in blue cities.
Waste money on Peruvian transgender operas and cultural marxism or a military parade?
I'll take the latter Binion. I'll take the latter.
Billy wouldn’t have a problem if there were MiG-15s at the parade.
Flown by trannies.
A show of American pride and patriotism is anathema to the staff of tReason.
>25 M1 Abrams main battle tanks!
Why the exclamations? That is not a lot of tanks - like 2 companies worth.
How many F-15’s is the important number.
Still on hold in case of more maga uprising.
Years ago, prior to getting some ed on military matters, a friend who had been a pilot in the AF corrected me after I griped about fly-overs at ball games:
'We are required to engage in X hours of formation flying per month; this satisfied one month's requirements'.
Any serious reading regarding "The Bulge" (Zagova is one if the best) shows that the Nazis were largely beaten as a result of the loss of tank crews fleeing France and the lack of fuel to train new ones.
If you are to have a standing Army (and Washington made clear there was no alternative), they must be trained.
I think a military parade is kinda dumb, but if he (and presumably other, private actors) are paying for it, I’ll just say meh.
They (private money) definitely aren't paying for all of it. Trump said he and other donors are paying for "a lot" of it, whatever that means, and even the article in the previous comment said "Officials have not confirmed the exact breakdown of public versus private funding."
It's obvious that taxpayers will be footing at least some of the bill, probably more than some at the end of the day - these things always cost more than projected. Whatev. It'll be quickly forgotten about. But the whole thing is so dumb and pointless I don't even see the MAGA faithful defend it much.
The linked article states that the Secret Service plans to erect over 18 miles of anti-scale fencing and deploy multiple drones to monitor the event. My guess is that neither trump nor his donors are transferring private funds to the Secret Service to cover all of that.
Nor, given the savings in externalities such as recruitment and training, does it amount to anything.
Seek treatment for your TDS, asshole.
Doesn't come out of the Secret Service budget and yes, the parade organizers are paying for it. Lie smarter next time, Sarckles.
So, is it your position is 100% of the cost will be paid by private funding, and 0% will be paid by the taxpayers? Even trump said "a lot", which seems like something less than 100%. I'd say that the taxpayer's burden is minimal if its share is less than 20%. If any reports come out afterwards that say it turned out to be more than that, you'd probably just say that it is all fake news.
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You're claiming otherwise. A good TDS-addled pile of shit ought to be able to come up with some cites, TDS-addled shit pile.
I doubt the taxpayer burden for this is significant. Especially when you care it to all the leftist perversions democrat administrations have displayed that were 100% on the taxpayer dime.
They’re also not paying for the salaries and equipment for the personnel and hardware on display. But we were already paying that.
The Average Dude (Who's Dumber Than a Box of Rocks) is, of course, dumb enough to make assumptions totally ignorant of military training and recruitment cost externalities, but given that Dumber Than a Box of Rocks is a lying pile of TDS-addled shit, that's not really surprising.
Fuck off and die, asswipe.
It’s the 259th birthday of the Army. I think we can have a parade celebrating th Army’s birthday every 50:years or so, don’t you?
Oh, I forgot, patriotism and reverence for our constitutional republic is anathema to your kind.
I will be there. I got a cute anti-Trump shirt and I am hoping I won't get murdered by MAGAs.
I doubt you'll get your wish of martyrdom, Molly.
You don’t have the nerve.
Does your cute shirt match your hair color not found in nature?
"I am hoping I won't get murdered by MAGAs."
Well if the last ten thousand incidents of political violence since 2016 are any indication, you're the one that will be doing the killing, Tony. Not them.
Political violence in the US only goes blue on red (or blue on Jew).
They just had a blue on blue in Minnesota today.
I can hope you'll trip over your amateurish 'Fuck Trump' sign and get run over by something enough to kill you and make your family proud.
You're confusing MAGA with every other Leftist/Democrat piece of shit waiting for the opportunity to burn their neighborhood down, retard.
No fag, your kind are the murderers.
https://apnews.com/article/minnesota-lawmakers-shot-d7983e1e4f1a7573a487cab1a98cd172
FTA:
“Hundreds of law officers fanned out across a Minneapolis suburb Saturday in pursuit of a man who authorities say posed as a police officer and fatally shot a Democratic state lawmaker in her home in what Gov. Tim Walz called “a politically motivated assassination.” Authorities said the same suspect also shot and wounded a second lawmaker and was believed to be trying to flee the area.
Democratic former House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, were killed in their Brooklyn Park home. Sen. John Hoffman, also a Democrat, and his wife, Yvette, were injured at their Champlin address, about nine miles (about 15 kilometers) away.
Drew Evans, superintendent of the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension, said at an afternoon news conference that authorities were looking for 57-year-old Vance Boelter and he has not yet been caught.”
Two democrats were murdered by another democrat when they dared to vote the wrong way on some legislation. This is just another on a string of assassinations perpetrated by radical Marxist democrats. So maybe you should be locked up now Tony. With all your fellow far left Marxist insurrectionists.
Donald J Trump = Lt. Gen Scheisskopf
Alberto Balsalm = TDS-addled slimy pile of lying shit.
It doesn't even rise to the level of stupid. It's just bad. Below the level of good men's room wall insults and trash talk. Like shitty stick figure w/genitals graffiti.
Agreed.
You'll notice I didn't engage the slimy pile of shit. Only noting it was a slimy pile of shit.
Sounds like a threat. You should be interred along with Tony.
45 million out of 6 trillion is literally nothing. The Pentagon loses that much in the couch every week.
It's zero out of 6 trillion. Trump announced at the beginning it was going to be paid by donors including him.
Binion is doing something popularly known as 'lying' in journalistic circles.
Might equal the amount he does not take as salary.
But you know, missiles and tanks in the streets just isn't a great symbol.
It would be in Los Angeles right now...
Just saying.
Yeah, we could better project an image of strength with rainbow flags, assless chaps, child pornography, blue/pink hair, sexually confused deviants, and men with dildos up their asses.
I think it’s pretty fucking awesome to put our military might on display to celebrate the Army’s 250th birthday.
Yea, NGL I'm kinda excited to watch it. I hope we get a visit from the Angels or the Thunderbirds or something to start it off. Y'know, a little hat tip from the Navy and USAF as a show of respect for the Army before they get their party started.
The conservatives are absolute toast. Your only way to stay in evolution will be rape from now on. And that's when we, better Americans, will replace you.
It would have had more oomph if you'd said it in your native Arabic.
This is the kind of bullshit statement that dictators like to make, so unsurprising that Trump is making it, and that cultists approve. Still, we're not at the Nuremberg--on-the-Potomac stage yet. If Trump wants another parade next year, we will be.
Actually, it's the Army that's making it - but yea, go with the whole "fascism dictator nazi" thing. That never gets old.
Polls 8%, according to a D strategist who is not happy with the D messaging at this point.
SRG was a slimy pile of TDS-addled shit and it seems when he got his/her ass tossed the asshole learned nothing at all.
^ This is the kind of bullshit statements that TDS-addled lying piles of slimy shit like to make, so it is unsurprising that SRG2 is making it, and other TDS-addled cultist approve.
Still we're not anywhere close to the brain-dead fantasies that shitbags like this imagine and have predicted for the last 8 years or so; almost like the lying piles of shit predicting a "climate crisis", right, ass wipe?
And if there's another parade, slimy piles of TDS-addled lying shit will parade their same fantasies, to the amusement of those not so afflicted.
Fuck off and die, shitstain; make your family proud.
"Still, we're not at the Nuremberg--on-the-Potomac stage yet."
Too late, Biden already did that during his infamous 2022 Red Speech, in which he called half of America a "threat to (D)emocracy".
Thank goodness he was already too senile to act out on the malevolent threats.
You remember, right? You clapped like a retarded seal to the hate and demagoguery.
"This is the kind of bullshit statement that dictators like to make, so unsurprising that Trump is making it"
Nothing more Hitler than celebrating the continental army's 250th birthday with a parade paid for by donors... Oh no, wait. That's retarded.
Recommended by a friend; reading Chernow's "Washington, a Life".
Only ~200 pages into it, but the writing is nearly as engaging as Atkinson, and the treatment of Washinton is imminently fair.
Similar to Atkinson's critical judgement of Ike on the African littoral, he learned to be both an organizer of disparate forces and to be a commander.
And, yes SRG2 is the sort of TDS-addled slimy pile of shit pile who does not deserve engagement even if I did mistakenly do so.
"Washington" - oops.
Ta time to start locking up the left.
Reminds me of the Philosophy joke: Wife says "do you love me?" and husband angrily says " I married you and I told you several years ago I loved you, bug off"
Billy hates all the things that Josef Pieper said make life worth living !!!
“To celebrate a festival means to do something which is in no way tied to other goals, which has been removed from all “so that” and “in order to.” True festivity cannot be imagined as residing anywhere but in the realm of activity that is meaningful in itself.
The further implication is, then, that anyone who is at a loss to say what activity that is meaningful in itself is will also be at a loss to define the concept of festivity. And if that incapacity is existential, instead of merely intellectual, then the prerequisite for achieving any kind of festivity is lacking. With the death of the concept of human activity that is meaningful in itself, the possibility of any resistance to a totalitarian laboring society also perishes (and such a regime could very well be established even without concomitant political dictatorship). It then becomes a sheer impossibility to establish and maintain an area of existence which is not preempted by work.”
― Josef Pieper, In Tune with the World: A Theory of Festivity
A sad misrepresentation by REASON. The only REAL cost is if they drive big tanks on the streets, which would cost many millions of dollars in road repairs. Tanks should NOT be in such parades -- unless mounted on trucks, perhaps.
But the rest of the parade costs the taxpayers next to nothing. Military personnel are paid by the MONTH, not by the hour. The variable cost to taxpayers is relatively insignificant.
Believe it or not, Semis do more damage to roads than tanks will.
I think it's a waste of money, particularly since today is Flag Day anyway, but it doesn't bother me. For full-on authoritarian fascist display, Dementia Joe's September 2022 Philadelphia 'speech' is still the winner.
You know who else loved military parades?
It's Army Day. Commemorating the 250th anniversary of the founding of the United States Army- June 14th 1775. As a vet, I like to point out that the Army is older than America itself. Is it so bad to show off every quarter of a millenium what we look like and what we can do? Army- slapping bad guys around a long time. You're welcome.