Christmas in October? Maduro's Latest Ploy To Distract Venezuela
This latest stunt is nothing more than an attempted distraction from the country's deepening political and economic crises.

In a move as bizarre as it is calculated, Nicolás Maduro has officially rescheduled Christmas in Venezuela to October 1. While most of the world is waiting until December to celebrate the holiday, Maduro seems to think that an early dose of holiday spirit will magically cure his country's political turmoil.
"It is September and it already smells like Christmas," Maduro said on Monday during his television show More With Maduro. "And that is why this year, in homage to you, in gratitude to you, I am going to decree the advancement of Christmas to October 1."
While retailers like Target have been stealthily moving the Christmas season earlier and earlier to sell seasonal decor, Maduro's motives are a little less festive. He aims to distract the population from the political storm brewing around him.
Just hours before the announcement, the Venezuelan prosecutor's office ordered the arrest of Edmundo González, the opposition candidate recognized by many as the winner of July's presidential election.
Officially, Venezuela's National Electoral Council declared Maduro as the victor, with 51 percent of the vote compared to González's 44 percent. The results of the election, however, have not been made public and remain unverified by independent sources.
In response, the opposition reviewed tallies from about 80 percent of the voting machines in the country and found a very different outcome. According to their results, González swept the elections with 67 percent, leaving Maduro with just 30 percent. The United States and several Latin American and European countries have thrown their support behind González, criticizing the Maduro regime for its lack of transparency in the election process.
Following the disputed election, protests erupted across Venezuela, leaving over 20 dead and hundreds more injured. The situation has led to a massive crackdown by the regime, which has arrested over 2,000 people. Even sending a text critical of the regime can lead to charges of "terrorism."
Adding fuel to the fire, a massive blackout plunged 80 percent of the country into darkness last Friday. Maduro attributed the electrical failure to sabotage by his adversaries, but many Venezuelans see it as yet another sign of the government's failure to maintain critical infrastructure, caused by years of mismanagement and corruption.
So what does a dictator do when the country slips into chaos? He creates the perfect distraction by moving up Christmas.
In the weeks leading up to December 25, Maduro's government usually ramps up distribution of aid and food, offering a fleeting sense of relief in a country where the average minimum wage is $3.55 a month, shortages of essential goods are common, and hyperinflation is a present struggle.
This year, by moving Christmas to October, Maduro hopes to give his people something to celebrate. Promising a holiday season full of "peace, happiness, and security," the streets and public places will be decorated with Christmas spirit.
But not everyone shares his excitement. For many, this latest stunt is nothing more than an attempted distraction from the country's deepening political and economic crises.
"Christmas is supposed to be a time of joy, family reunions, parties, presents," José Ernesto Ruiz, a 57-year-old Venezuelan office worker, told the Associated Press. "[But] without money and with this political crisis, who can believe that there will be an early Christmas?"
Venezuela's Catholic leadership has condemned the move, accusing Maduro of using Christmas as a propaganda tool. The Episcopal Conference of Venezuela emphasized that Christmas is "a celebration of universal character. The manner and time of its celebration is a matter for ecclesiastical authority," not the government's.
This isn't the first time that Maduro has moved Christmas. In 2020, Maduro pushed it to October 15, hoping to distract the population from the growing humanitarian crisis worsened by the COVID-19 pandemic. A year later, he opted for October 5. Nothing says "don't look at the crumbling economy" like an early holiday season.
Moving Christmas is something that only a dictator with absolute power can pull off. But while Maduro might dream about uniting Venezuela under the twinkling lights of his forced holiday, it is more likely that people are wishing for a different kind of present this year: a country free from his grasp.
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Kamala furiously writing notes….
And filling with Joy!
Was about to ask if he tried running with joy and a partner who seems incapable of not lying about everything.
Comfort and Joy! Tidings. Unhinged by what we used to be hinged to.
(apparent double post?)
History has shown Marxist dictators are literally insane.
This is a good example.
A Flu Pandemic In March 2020? Democrats Latest Ploy To Distract Americans.
This latest stunt is nothing more than an attempted distraction from the country's impending rigged election.
Remember waking up on Nov. 5th, 2020, two days after the election and discovering that there would be a bright, shiny, new vaccine that you already paid for waiting under your Christmas Tree?
Totally not a political stunt. Even though we now pretty conclusively know that it was dedicatedly orchestrated.
"... in a country where the average minimum wage is $3.55 a month,"
Why must we do your editing?
According to a May 1, 2024 Bloomberg news article I found the Venezuelan minimum wage was increased from ~$100 per month to ~$130 per month. The per hour rate would be so low that $3.35 per month is actually closer to the truth, such as it is.
The situation has led to a massive crackdown by the regime, which has arrested over 2,000 people.
BUT THEY WERE JUST TOURISTS!
What is it about anti-democratic autocrats and disputing the election? (Maduro, Trump, Balsanaro etc)
Newsflash, moron. Maduro “won” the election. His opponent and the free world are disputing it.
Your moniker literally says “Jan 6 =9/11”. So you essentially approve of Maduro cracking down on the election result deniers.
One hell of a self-own from him.
It's also quite the omission from Reason to cover the election bullshit in Venezuela without noting the stark similarities to the 2020 US election. They highlight basically the exact same problems we saw in 2020, but somehow these are legit and cause for alarm while they were crazy debunked conspiracy nonsense here. Complete double standard
Yeah, just alike, except for the part where those challenging "official" results have some actual evidence. No double standard needed.
Don't forget Hitler. Before 13JULY1931 nobody had heard of the guy. But after Anslinger and Bert Hoover helped European narcotics refiners cut into German markets, Hitler's funding went through the roof. In less than two years he was running the circus.
God told them in private conversation they had actually won.
Die.
Beware the creation of new holidays to distract from current political issues. In other news, Happy Juneteenth!
That was also cultural appropriation.
What if cultural appropriation is his lived experience?
Anyone remember Woody Allen's Bananas? After the rebels take over, the new dictator announces:
"From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!"
I remember the movie. That's back when he was actually funny. Then he got serious and self absorbed and bitched that nobody wanted to watch his movies anymore. The collective response was "Well Duh".
Like student loan forgiveness and uh, reparations?
I’ll take things that will cause the democrats to be overthrown for $400, Alex.
Didn't Roosevelt move Thanksgiving during his term?
Immediately thought this will play out like Gob at the Bluth family Christmas party. “Everybody dance now!” *nobody dances* “Everybody dance. Now!”
Everyone will change their underwear six times a day. Underwear weel be worn on the outside--so we can check! From this day forward the official language of San Marcos weel be Swedish!
Somehow I doubt that the Catholic Church in Venezuela will be down with this.
I don't know. As a practicing Catholic, we're all a little confused by our current Pope who could arguably be in support of this. Most of us are wondering if he's some kind of test of the faithfulness of Catholics worldwide.
God and Jesus Himself said some things from time to time that made His respective prophets and disciples scratch their head in confusion and bewilderment, but those who kept the faith were rewarded for it eternally. I've talked to more than one Catholic who's wondering if that's not the role of Pope Francis at the moment.
No. Your Romash pedo god doesn’t exist you god damn fucking Papist.
The reason you accuse all gays of being pedos is probably because you yourself are fucking alter boys!
AT the papist pedo should be your handle you goddamn fucking pedo
No, you’re the likely pedo here. Like Shrike. Are you Shrike? It wouldn’t surprise me.
The irony with your comments is you would probably beg like a wino for mercy if you ever said any of your inane bullshit to our faces.
Why don’t you go to Olympia or Seattle and say the shit you post on here?
Until then shut the fuck up coward.
Traitors like you should be subservient to real Americans like me.
Language, Kar. Seriously.
Fuck off you child sex abuse enabling papist.
Fuck you and fuck your cracker Jesus.
Language.
Language.
You know, the first step to curing your LGBT pedo tendencies is to put an end to your obvious self-loathing. It’s never made more clear that you truly hate yourself than when you lash out at God, Christ, the Church, etc. – none of which has done a single thing but love and welcome you.
Your posts on the subject are like something straight out of the transgender Covenant School murderer’s manifesto. All that lashing out, all that blame, all that incoherent rage – it’s all ultimately rooted in self-loathing when then creates/uses a LGBT pedo persona as a coping mechanism. Which only causes MORE self-loathing, especially once called out on being the pedo that you are, but since you don’t know how to deal with it (let alone correct it) you blindly curse God, the world, and internet randos instead.
It’s sad, really. I’d have more sympathy you, but you actively prey on children. So, y’know… you’re kind of asking for that ride that has you tied to a truck hitch. I don’t condone it, and I wish I could stop it – but unfortunately I’m powerless in that regard.
You aren’t though.
You belong to a church that covered up tens of thousands of cases of abuse.
You are in no place to call other people pedos based on no evidence.
Your papist god doesn’t exist. Your cracker doesn’t transubstantiat into Jesus. It’s just a goddamn fucking cracker. You aren’t intelligent enough to realize how backwards and out of touch you are. Most Americans find your views abhorrent.
If anyone is going to get tied to a truck hitch it will be bigoted, fascist hillbillies like you who won’t leave real Americans like me alone.
We have you vastly outnumbered and outgunned. You are the aggressors.
If you backwards, superstitious rednecks keep pushing it will be YOU being dragged from a truck hitch.
You are in no place to call other people pedos based on no evidence.
The LGBT openly admits that they're pedophile groomers. We all know what the + stands for. Especially in June. That's not "no evidence." That's evidence provided by your rainbow cult.
Most Americans find your views abhorrent.
This is nothing but projection. As a pedophile, you know that Americans despise you. You know they're just champing at the bit to tie you to the hitch of their truck and go on a cross country drive. You wrap yourself in the rainbow flag and block out everything to the contrary to pretend otherwise, but deep down, you know. They're coming for you, Kar. And you know you deserve it.
But you can't openly admit it. This is why you lash out at God. You blame Him, instead of yourself, as a panacea for how much you hate yourself. Because you refuse to take responsibility for your predatory deviancy. You keep trying to justify it, to claim its legitimacy - but you know it's anything but. Like a child who believes that 2+2=5, you scream in frustration at a world who insists, rightly, that it actually equals 4.
You can't fight Reality, Kar. Nor can you fight God, because God IS Reality. The sooner you stop fighting against Truth, and admit all your wrongs and deviancy and truly express a desire to be a better human, the sooner the rest of us can help you.
Until then, you're just a dog barking.
The LGBT pedos are soon coming to a very violent and bloody end, Kar. They came for the kids, and they signed their death warrant. Which side do you want to be on when it all begins in earnest?
Are you going to mass tomorrow you goddamn fucking papist? Gonna eat cracker Jesus? I know you think it magically turns into Jesus but ITS JUST A GODDAMN FUCKING CRACKER!
What evidence do you have that all LGTBQ people and their allies are pedos? You keep saying that but offer no evidence. What have they said that made you think that?
Just because a few perverts may have said things doesn’t mean all gays, trans, and people who don’t hate them are pedos.
It’s much more accurate to call you a pedo because you CHOOSE to belong to a church that has covered up tens of thousands of abuse cases. It’s helped and enabled countless predators.
YOU ARE THE PEDO ENABLER YOU STUPID GODDAMN ROMISH HILLBILLY!
What evidence do you have that most Americans agree with you? The reason there’s gay and trans characters all over media is because most Americans don’t care. There is a vocal minority out there like you, but if you were in the majority there would be more people pandering to you in media. Hollywood and the mainstream entertainment corporations only care about money. If the majority of the country was like you then it would be represented in media much more. Same with sports. The NFL and college football mention their pro-LGTBQ stances on broadcasts and commercials. Do backwards social conservatives like you not watch football?
Look at the RNC. Even they had speakers at their convention saying gays were welcome in the GOP.
You have offered zero evidence for your claims. You’re an ignorant, bigoted, backwards, out of touch redneck.
Just because your inbred yokel friends and family in your rural shithole agree with you doesn’t mean most of America.
Social Conservatives like you have long held far more power than your numbers warranted because you organize well politically. Now that groups you’ve typically oppressed are getting some power you nut jobs are getting more extreme.
We have you vastly outnumbered and outgunned. Keep fucking with real Americans like me and you’ll end up on a cross like Jesus. Not your fake cracker Jesus either.
Your side were the redcoats during the revolution and the Confederates during the civil war. Real Americans like me are goddamn fucking sick of you ruining our country.
Fuck your goddamn cracker Jesus and fuck you you goddamn romish waste of life.
Christmas is a religious holiday, not a government holiday.
Regardless of what Maduro decrees, the faithful should continue to celebrate Christmas during the normal time that Christians in venezuela celebrate.
And to express their disfavor of the authoritarian tyranny of Maduro, the Christians should go all out with their celebrations this year. The down side is that it would be within the twisted mind of Maduro to rail Christians who defy Maduro decree to dictate when Christians can celebrate their religious holidays.
Like Maduro, Little Corporal Adolph was also raised in the romish faith, and practiced sacrificing Jews, unbelievers and heretics until he became world champion of faith-based initiation of force and farce. The trick is to believe instead of know. That clears the way to invent and worship a Deus Ex Perpetual Motion Machina able to raise cadavers and engage them in intercourse. Now that the Vatican, thanks to Mussolini, has its own Political State, complete with pink-cheeked altar boys. Observe that the Baby Jesus got a MALE Lazarus to rejoin the high life, not some unimportant, friendless female.
Great, does this mean Christmas merch will be going on sale before Easter?