Brickbat: All Things Must End

For the first time in 111 years, Pennsylvania's Upper Moreland Township will not host the June Fete Fair and Horse and Pony Show. Township officials canceled the fair citing recent youth violence at other area events. Organizers had offered to cancel evening hours, install metal detectors, and beef up security, but town officials said the changes weren't enough. This is the second spring festival in the region canceled because of violence and robberies at other events.
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Western Civilization is coming to an end.
Remains to be seen whether dying or sloughing off dead skin.
Too bad Filthacrapia has an infinity-year tradition of being Filthacrapia.
Probably Amish teens on Rumspringa. Who else could it be?
Democrat blackshirts in their never ending fight to destroy America as a free country?
Who else could it be?
The FBI trying to break up an East Coast ring of horse thieves.
Two guys wearing MAGA hats.
A pregnant nurse trying to use a rideshare bike.
Also, Russian hackers.
I mean really, at this point, it could be anybody. Hard to say. Anybody except African Americans, transgendered individuals, or their mass of subversive political "advocates".
"Probably Amish teens on Rumspringa."
WHO puts the rum in "Rumspringa"?
Whoever it might be, MORE laws against booze and drugs will FIX shit all, damn-shit-all!!!!
(If the Amish teen babes are good-looking enough, I MIGHT spring for some rum for them, rum-springer that I am, IF Government Almighty will just STOP with the too-damned-high rum taxes!!! Twat's next, pussy taxes?!!?!)
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, get neither Liberty nor Safety."
>>This is the second spring festival in the region canceled because of violence and robberies at other events.
if the events are held and no crime happens people won’t think crime is rampant.
Or people might notice demographic differences and that might lead to the better fit cultural differences. Or the criminals might stick out like a sore thumb and meet the consequences of the previous sentence first-hand.
so.... the answer to punk kids with too much time on their hands.... make sure there is nothing to occupy their time at all.