Bill Would Have Required Coloradans To Register Their Pets, at $8.50 Each
The bill, which has thankfully been withdrawn, was an unnecessary state intrusion into Coloradans' lives.

A bill in Colorado would have required that pet owners pay to register each and every one of their furry or scaly friends with the state. While the bill was thankfully withdrawn, the meddlesome sentiment among lawmakers is not new.
House Bill 1163, sponsored by Rep. Regina English (D–Colorado Springs), would have required the state Commissioner of Agriculture to "develop, implement, and maintain an online pet animal registration system" by July 1, 2025. Colorado pet owners would then be required to register each of their pets with the state at a cost of up to $8.50 apiece, or $16 for dogs or cats that are not spayed or neutered. Pet parents would also have to "designate a caregiver" for their animals in the event of an emergency; any animals without a designated caregiver would cost $25 per year.
The bill defines "pet animal" to include cats, dogs, hamsters, gerbils, fish, rodents, reptiles, and "any other species of wild or domestic or hybrid animal six months of age or older, that is sold, transferred, or retained for the purpose of being kept as a household pet."
At a minimum, the database would be required to capture the name, address, email address, and cell phone number of both the pet owner and the designated caregiver, as well as the name, age, and breed of each pet and whether the pet is dangerous.
According to the bill's text, the database would function like a next-of-kin notification, in which first responders could "locate and contact the caregiver" if a pet owner is killed or incapacitated.
But it's not clear that such an intrusion into pet owners' personal lives is warranted, or necessary.
After all, police handle next-of-kin notifications for human beings without requiring a centralized state database. While pets are an important part of many people's lives, it's the owner's responsibility to provide for their care in the event of an emergency. For example, many vendors offer "In Case of Emergency" stickers that not only tell emergency responders how many animals are inside but also provide an emergency contact number.
The pricing structure of the Colorado database is onerous as well. The law defines "pet animal" so broadly as to include any animal except livestock. One child with a pet hamster would cost their parents $8.50 per year. But what happens if the hamster gives birth? One hamster litter can contain a dozen or more "pups"—would the owners then have to pay the state an additional $102 and register a close friend's contact information when the hamsters hit six months old?
While the Colorado bill is dead—English told a local news outlet that she had withdrawn the legislation—many cities and counties already require pet registration.
Denver, for example, requires residents to register all dogs or cats over six months old. Fulton County, Georgia, which contains part of Atlanta, also requires owners to register their dogs and cats, as does Maricopa County, Arizona. Los Angeles, on the other hand, requires the registration of dogs and horses.
Proponents argue that registration provides a benefit for both animals and their owners—for example, allowing animal control officers to quickly determine how to reunite a lost dog or cat with its family. But a collar tag serves the exact same purpose, only costs a few dollars, and doesn't require you to give any information to a state agency.
Considering that many jurisdictions—including the ones mentioned above—require you to display a license tag on the pet's collar, it's not clear what function the license serves that a $5 tag from PetSmart wouldn't accomplish just as well. Besides, pets are routinely microchipped, allowing a veterinarian to quickly find contact information for a lost pet's owner.
Local governments are within their rights to ensure, for example, that dogs are vaccinated against rabies, a deadly communicable disease that can spread to both animals and humans. And it makes sense to task wildlife or animal control officers with policing dangerous animals—pets or otherwise—that could harm people or their pets.
But otherwise, short of extreme cases of abuse and neglect, general everyday pet care is the purview of a pet's owner, not the state or local government. While undoubtedly drafted with good intentions, the Colorado bill, like the others from around the country, represented an unnecessary state intrusion into pet owners' lives.
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You oughta see what else Coloradoans are on the hook for.
But the governor is super dreamy.
The fact a knuckle-dragging Democrat moron like Regina English is representing the Springs shows just how much the Denver-19 virus has infected the city.
And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!"
And the monster bent down and said "I need about atefiddy."
Ha! Had to read that 3 times to get it. Well Done.
Damn, monster only used to need about treefiddy, inflation is hurting everyone I guess.
Can someone give me the URL of the website so I can register my racing viper (Giboon, female). Her registered pet god-parent will be Lesko Brandon.
The authorities ostensibly protecting animal welfare will likely be the same ones coming to seize and destroy your pet once they pass some breed or species specific law or emergency public safety decree.
Do they refund your $8.50 after the cops shoot your dog?
You get to pay for the bullets.
Registration leads to confiscation, especially if Rep. English wants a French Bulldog without having to pay five large for it.
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That pretty much sums up our state government in a nutshell.
Let's not give them any ideas:
Colorado should register it’s Californians. They're an invasive species.
It's not really Californians that are the problem. Just wokey Millennials from all over the country and illegal immigrants over the last 25 years that saw Colorado as California with a cheaper cost of living.
Now it's still a relatively cheaper cost of living, but the cities are just as much of a bunch of overcrowded, overpriced, overscaled, shit-encrusted cesspools as they are in California now.
California went the way it went largely because of people, coming from elsewhere, all wanting to be the “wacky Californian” when the arrived. They also used to always tell you how much better “real” cities were, like NY or Chicago, the places they left for here.
Those of us who grew up here always rolled our eyes, “you fucking idiots”, and were OK as long as they stayed in SF or LA. Though I was happy to tell New Yorkers “If you heart New York, fucking go there.”
I used to feel a sense of schadenfreude whenever I heard a Seattleite or Coloradan bitching about Californians invading their homes. It’s what we’ve been dealing with since the 70s, now it’s your turn. But I don’t any more. I just feel sad that the fucktards are ruining more places.
You don't even need Californians for that. Try a bunch of Chicagoans. They screw over their own city and spread like a virus from there.
California went the way it went largely because of people, coming from elsewhere, all wanting to be the “wacky Californian” when the arrived.
Yep, it's basically been like that since the 60s.
My county requires a license for your dogs. Anyone want to guess if I got one?
My county does as well, and I've always ignored the licensing requirement with my previous dogs.
I got my current dog from a shelter almost two years ago, with the exact same intent of not re-registering him (the shelter automatically registers them when you adopt). Imagine my surprise when I was contacted by my local police because I hadn't renewed his registration. The fucking shelter ratted me out for their share of the measly $20 fee. Needless to say I don't believe I'll be donating to the shelter anymore.
Were they also lost in that tragic boating accident along with your guns?
So you disobey a law that you believe is unjust, and you think that is right and proper. Huh. So you DO understand that mindlessly appealing to "the law's the law" is a stupid and moronic argument particularly when applied to immigration.
I find your comparison of illegal immigrants to dogs to be a fantastic self-own.
I’m not comparing illegal immigrants to dogs. That would be you and your team. I’m pointing out that disobeying a law that is unjust is not inherently bad.
You're the one that made the connection, you fat piece of shit, not me. You're just assmad that your lefty boos get slagged here so often.
Dude, you’re talking to a pedophile.
No, you made a false connection that didn't exist. I never said illegal immigrants are like dogs. This is just another example of you going out of your way to try to disagree and discredit anything I write *even if I am right* because you don't want to give any credence at all to anyone outside of your tribe. What did you call it, "no entryism", something like that?
Yes, I realize you prioritize non-citizens above citizens. This is just further proof.
Keeping child molestors from declaring asylum here is not unjust.
So if I have an aquarium with 10 fish, 3 cats and 2 dogs I have to cough up (grabs calculator) 127.50? Well OK as long as I don't have to get the fish spayed.
Just be glad they aren't requiring you to register the algae.
Your aquarium sounds crowded.
How do you keep them all separated and just how large is that aquarium?
How do the cats and dogs like living in an aquarium?
Jeeze, I've been living in the northeast too long. I thought dog licensing (not even just registration) was a universal thing.
“But it's not clear that such an intrusion into pet owners' personal lives is warranted, or necessary.”
Of course it isn’t. It’s just another excuse to squeeze money out of people, just like the “sugary drink” taxes that were supposed to eliminate obesity.
That's basically what it is. Colorado is fee-crazy because the Dems are cock-blocked by TABOR, and there remarkably STILL isn't enough public support to end that measure even with Colorado being East California now.
So they do shit like jack up fees on as much as possible (a license plate is about 400% more now than what I paid for them back in the mid-2000s), and convince the voters to approve absolutely stupid measures like get rid of the Gallagher Amendment, which resulted in skyrocketing property tax bills when the average cost of a house went from about $250K to $650K in the Denver metro between 2008 and 2022.
I don't give a shit what people do with their pets/love partners/snacks in their homes. But I am fucking tired of pet poop in public places, including in bags they will come back and get "later".
But we have been told that if a bill is introduced but withdrawn and doesn't go anywhere, then it is a non-story that is not worth discussing at Reason and we should focus on more important issues like which bathroom transgender individuals ought to use.
Do you really enjoy talking nonsense to yourself this much?
It kind of is a non-story. Careful pushing this argument too far, because you're wildly kicking the ball right around your own goal as the other team stands by with their arms folded.
That seems like a really long article to complain about something that never happened.
But it was something bad that a Democrat was going to do, but ultimately didn't. Therefore we must discuss it endlessly. After all it is a harbinger of things to come and a window into their demented psyches.
But if it was something bad that a Republican was going to do, but ultimately didn't, then it is a waste of time, hating on Republicans for no good reason, distracting people from the real important issues like how many terrorists are in the Biden INVASION CARAVANS that are just pouring through the southern border.
Blah, blah, motherfucking blah,
While I disagree here - somewhat - this is a good example of where 'lower is better'. Because depending on conditions, this may be desperately needed in one place and completely irrelevant in another. For example, city-dwellers, being much closer together, may need tighter regulation on domestic animals than rural-dwellers. So this is something a municipality should be doing - if necessary.
Beyond that, the hard questions need to be asked;
1. What is this law intended to accomplish?
2. How do the mechanisms in the law accomplish this goal?
3. What are you willing to do to those who ignore the law?
Three excellent questions that should be answered before any bill or proposal becomes law. I once read the wise comment that you should never pass a law that you are not willing to kill to enforce, because sooner or later "enforcement" against a scofflaw will become necessary, and too many of our "protectors" in blue will take lethal offense to any resistance.
You say this
>"Local governments are within their rights to ensure, for example, that dogs are vaccinated against rabies, a deadly communicable disease that can spread to both animals and humans. "
But then you say this
>"Local governments are within their rights to ensure, for example, that dogs are vaccinated against rabies, a deadly communicable disease that can spread to both animals and humans.
How is the government supposed to ensure that these pets have received their government-mandated vaccination if government doesn't have a list of pets that have received those vaccinations and their owners - you know . . . *registration*?
Local governments are within their rights to create borders around various neighborhoods and districts, enforced with license plate scanners and geolocation tracking and fine anyone who wanders into them.
You can take my Doberman's license application from your cold, dead hand.
>After all, police handle next-of-kin notifications for human beings without requiring a centralized state database.
This . . . what?!
Police absolutely use a centralized state database - they match your body against an ID card, with an address attached to it, and then they go there and talk to anyone that lives there about your condition.
If they didn't have that, police would be reliant on 'local knowledge' - knowing who lived where based on personal contacts, and this isn't feasible outside of towns of about 1k people.
Dear god Reason, please do some research on how stuff is done before you make these assertions.
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House Bill 1164 calls for the arrest and neutering of pets refusing to pay $9.50 for owner licenses.
They want all potential food sources registered with the state so they can ensure all govt agencies can eat regardless of the crises.