Brickbat: Consider It a Loan

Former federal corrections officer Andy Steven Johnson has pleaded guilty to theft by an employee of the U.S. and wire fraud. While working at the United States Penitentiary in Atlanta, Johnson took an inmate's cellphone, opened CashApp, and sent $300 to his own CashApp account. He later transferred the money into his checking account. Johnson also applied for and received a Paycheck Protection Program loan of nearly $16,000 for a business that didn't exist. He is scheduled to be sentenced in February.

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[TwilaMiller]

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[SRG2]

"I'm making $90 an hour taking inmates' phones and transferring money to my own account."

[Wizard4169]

Please consider yourself upvoted.

[SiddhiInfosoft0]

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[Adans smith]

It seems he was right where he belongs.

[Wizard4169]

Just on the wrong side of the bars.

[Chumby]

Karma suggests that Johnson ends up the cellmate of the inmate from whom he stole. The inmate may be looking to make additional deposits.

Happy Thanksgiving commentariat and both libertarian staff members.

[Don't look at me!]

Both of them? Who’s the other one?

[Chumby]

That is for the reader to decide.

[Fist of Etiquette]

When an assembly line worker at the carceral factory falls onto the conveyor belt.

[SQRLSY One]

Thread winner!!!

[SQRLSY One]

"He is scheduled to be sentenced in February."

Maybe his sentence will be that "Andy Steven Johnson" will be shortened down a bit, to plain "Andy Steven"... His "Johnson" will be stolen from him, and he'll be CUT OFF from his access to it!!! His "Johnson" will be CUFFED... Forever! Ain't THAT dandy, Andy?

[Don't look at me!]

Libertarians for the mutilation of criminals!

[SQRLSY One]

Libertarians for cuffing Johnsons, good and hard!

(Perhaps our Dear Leader will see fit, for once, in lending some REAL help for the poor, oppressed, and imprisoned, and loan out Spermy Daniels for at least a WEE tad, to help out!)

[Vernon Depner]

But what are their skin colors? We don't know how to react if you don't tell us.

[Medulla Oblongata]

Why did an inmate have a cellphone?

[AT]

Those PPP loans are one of the dumbest things this nation ever did.