Brickbat: Beyond 'Dumbing Down'

Students at New York City's Edward R. Murrow High School said they were surprised by an assignment in their American literature class. In that class, which is for juniors, they were told to read "
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In all fairness Doctor Seuss has been cancelled . So there's that.
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Retaliation for making educators be physically in the classroom.
That's scary and cool; a bit redundant though
Any word on what percentage of these high school students managed to successfully read Goldilocks? I'll bet you it wasn't 100%.
That was my first thought. That assignment would be beyond the reading and writing ability of many public high school students.
Any word on what percentage of these high school students managed to successfully read Goldilocks?
Considering Chemjeff probably read it as a think piece on communism the social irresponsibility of bear domestication and ownership, and TSL as state-sponsored heteronormative propaganda, I don't think the problem is strictly limited to HS.
Or Jeff is deliberately stupider than your average near-illiterate HS student.
Were the bears in trunks?
The first trunk was too small…
The second trunk was too large...
Cliff notes version less than 1/2 paragraph
I have seen people fail labs that were barely more than a completion grade.
I have seen people fail classes that were essentially a completion grade.
I have graded tests where the "what are the two types of water in a kitchen" (potable and non-potable) was answered with "ocean water and holy water".
Kitchens have three kinds.
The newspaper article has samples of the students’ writing and responses. They write like second graders.
Clearly, it’s an assignment for dumb high schoolers, because they are dumb high schoolers.
In all fairness, the central mission of training the next generation of social justice activists doesn't leave a lot of time for reading all that DWM stuff.
Well now we know where the NYU students that complained about their chemistry class being too hard came from.
Everything about this story is racist.
To be entirely fair, The Scarlet Letter is easily one of the worst novels I ever had to read in an English class. Seven pages is too long of a summary, I can do it in six words: Hester Prynne is lonely and horny
I'm by no means a big The Scarlet Letter advocate, or even really English Lit. and the liberal arts education in general. What appreciation I do have for them, reading a 7-page summary of The Scarlet Letter, rather than the genuine article, would destroy.
Scarlet Letter wasn't all that bad, and following it up with a 1920's silent movie version was an interesting lesson on how much movies can stray from the text.
As to Am. Lit., I would commend Moby Dick, original text, Pengiun annotated version to anyone who has the time. With the annotations explaining some of the 19th C usage, this becomes a much richer, often humorous / tongue in cheek tale. Every time I do a brush burn, I recall the description of rendering the blubber, the smoke, and the whole mess around the tryworks. Good literature really does add something to mundane life.
" I would commend Moby Dick,"
The sexual content might prove too controversial. I remember an episode from The Sopranos where the wife and daughter have it out over the issue. But I agree that Moby Dick is probably the best of American 19th century fiction. Middlemarch for British. We were doing Hamlet in junior year.
Too controversial for some, others might enjoy the rather ribald innuendos - in fact, come to think of it, that was a large part of what the annotations explained (Something about using "Rogers best cutlery" was not an advertisement for Roger's knives, but a useage of common [at the time] euphemism for fucking, IIRC.... it's 40 years since I checked out for a while by checking in with Ishmael and friends.)
This year’s Junior Class at NYC’s ERMHS reading Goldilocks and The Tortoise and The Hare is too easy, the entire Scarlet Letter too hard, but the Cliff Notes of TSL is just right.
Supposedly, the DOE spokesman asserts, the same Junior class starting off with Goldilocks and The Tortoise and The Hare before proceeding to TSL ensures the determined students finish strong while the students who go full-tilt into TSL out of the gate, burn out and fail to finish.
If you stripped out all of Ayn Rand's rambling, the Cliff Notes of Atlas Shrugged would fit on an index card.
"Socialism kills"
I was all on board until this:
Students in the class told the newspaper they didn’t actually read The Scarlet Letter but a seven-page summary of the novel.
I mean, scaffolding is a great thing. Telling students “this is what I want” before turning them loose on an overwhelming project. Then when the book is read they understand what they’ll be asked for in their reports later.
But you have to read the fucking book for it to be a literature class. Ugh.
I'm shocked that no one has made a Billy Madison reference yet.
After a discussion about "A Little Puppy Who Lost His Way" being compared to the industrial revolution, the response was incredibly appropriate
Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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“They also had to write a one-sentence summary of each work.”
That’s an excellent exercise for students of English composition. Literary appreciation requires a different set of skills, however. If a full length novel is too long, there are plenty of short stories to choose from.
A story of a couple who loved each other so much that each sold his or her most prized possession to purchase a gift for the other.... O'Henry.
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