Review: With Depictions of Politician Beheadings and Plunger Abortions, How Has GWAR Not Been Canceled Yet?
Joe Biden, MAGA fans, and Xi Jinping all fall victim to the band's violent displays on its current tour.

The band members have changed. So have their on-stage victims. In every other way, GWAR remains as irrepressibly irreverent as when they were first freed from their mythical Antarctic lair in the late 1980s.
The Richmond, Virginia, metal group continues to play basic thrash songs made more exciting by obscenely intricate live shows where the band perform as murder-obsessed aliens hellbent on killing various world leaders.
Its latest tour features GWAR beheading a rambling Joe Biden, dismembering a MAGA hat–wearing January 6 conspiracist, performing an onstage plunger abortion, severing Vladimir Putin's nipples with an axe, and killing Xi Jinping while demanding he fork over some General Tso's chicken. With each act, spurts of fake blood and/or alien semen are sprayed onto the cheering crowd, many of whom come wearing white T-shirts, suits, and thrift-store wedding dresses.
One might wonder how the deliberately gross and offensive GWAR has escaped cultural cancellation in these sensitive times. It may be, in part, that they are veterans of these fights. They've already been through being dragged onto Jerry Springer to apologize for corrupting the youth with songs about Saddam Hussein and preschool prostitutes. It also probably helps that the act is as bipartisan as it is absurd. No one, Democrat or Republican, alien or terrestrial, is spared GWAR's wrath. That makes it a little harder for any side to get too seriously offended. Somehow, all that fake blood washes scandal away.
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Gwar is a comedy act. Correct?
Yes.
And no.
They’re serious musicians, yet poke fun at themselves , the world, and metal in general the whole time. They’re like the music version of the internet Poe’s law — so ridiculous you never know if they are serious or not. Which is why they are awesome, and still with us.
Edit to add to Gwar's awesomeness: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61XtYZy8dzQ
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Given Its Antarctic origins , how have the GWAR band members escaped nomination as UN Climate Ambassadors?
Red The Angry Bird and Wonder Woman made the cut years ago.
https://vvattsupwiththat.blogspot.com/2018/03/he-would-have-made-gret-ambassador-to.html
Probably because they have performed a rape scene somewhere involving Greta.
I checked and surprisingly they didn't go there; maybe too dicey even for them given her fall back to being 1] "just" a little girl with 2] Ass-burgers syndrome 3] OCD and 4] selective mutism.
The victim is very very strong in that one, but if they ever did choose to abort her on stage I would probably go to watch it. And cheer.
If Oderous was still alive we'd have gone there...
GWAR covers Kansas' "Carry On Wayward Son"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJzecKumufM
I'll always remember the only GWAR show I ever saw (Birmingham, AL 2000) by the ring it left in the tub after I washed all of the blood and semen off.
I remember reading about the original singer after he died. His roommate found him on the recliner in the living room, dead from acute heroin poisoning.
Roommate? Dude's in a national rock and roll act and he's living with a roommate?
Not surprising, many famous punk and hardcore musicians live rough lives. Considering his drug habit, I would say he was doing pretty well to have a roommate and not be living on the street.
Even apart from the drug issues, I can assure you as someone who spent some time in the music business that wealth is not the norm. Even for nationally touring bands, it can be a fairly hand-to-mouth existence and Gwar specifically is a very expensive thing to operate. As you might imagine, they have a substantial operation behind the scenes in Slave Pit.
Maybe you can educate me a bit. How much of the ticket price goes to the band? My understanding, which is probably wrong, is the band gets the ticket price while the auditorium and everyone else splits the fees. Is that incorrect?
So based upon that I figure (but I could be wrong if my premise is incorrect) that if they sell 500 tickets at $40 per, they earned $20,000 that night. And 500 isn't a lot.
Yes Gwar had an extravagant stage show, but still.
Are those... udders?
That or a cluster fuck.
Let the audience decide according to their tastes.
Who gives a shit what GWAR says or does?
I miss the GWAR-B-Q.
Edit(!) - So much better than the Gathering of the Jugaloos.
I'm just a Juggalo,
and everywhere I go,
people don't like my makeup...
never miss GWAR if they are local. go to every show.
Yup.
Trans-Gwarmers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEm2XzMkDfk
They somehow miss on every, single, point.
The audience of middle aged polo shirts pretending to be into it really gives me that "Office Supplies and services trade show" vibe.
How Has GWAR Not Been Canceled Yet?
They don't have 8-yr.-olds stuff dollar bills in their g-strings.
When I first saw them 30 years or so ago, they had a guy in an Oliver North mask running around spewing blood.