Brickbat: Somebody Forgot the First Rule

The New York City Sheriff's Office broke up a 200-man fight club being held in a Bronx warehouse. Media reports say the men were fighting, drinking, and smoking but not observing proper social distance. Ten of the event's organizers are facing charges, including unlawful assembly and conducting a prohibited combat sport.

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[SQRLSY One]

They should have called it some sort of protest event! And shouted politically and socially progressive slogans at each other as they fought!

[Adans smith]

Guys still drink ,smoke and fight? There is hope.

[Longtobefree]

Well, only 200 out of 8 million, so - - - - - - - - -

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[Brandybuck]

But they won't drink, smoke, and fight at a safe social distance. Sigh.

[Jerryskids]

I hope they arrested 200 men named I.P. Freely, Hugh Jass, Ben Dover, Oliver Closoff, Heywood Jablomie, and other such noms de plume.

[Mother's Lament]

I heard Craven Morehead, Mike Litoris, Hugh G. Rection, Mike Hunt and Justin Casey Feltersnatch were also present.

[Enjoy Every Sandwich]

Jack Mehoff was there, and his girlfriend Amanda Hugginkiss was a spectator.

[Árboles de la Barranca]

......under the grandstands they located Seymour Butts.

[Will Seth]

Thought it was Jack Myhogoff?

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[mad.casual]

Was this a white supremacist fight club or were Hung Wei Lo, Ido Anaal, Soyla Caca, and Elver Galarga also picked up?

[Angry Porcupine]

My money was on Buster Himen

[Mother's Lament]

including unlawful assembly"

For our Davos masters getting to call churches, synagogues and men's clubs and associations "unlawful assembly" was Covid's greatest gift.

[Rat on a train]

Only the aristocracy is allowed to assemble.

[Longtobefree]

As all politicians know rule #1 is 'don't get caught'.

[Fist of Etiquette]

New York City has a sheriff?

[Sometimes Bad Is Bad]

Yes it's a city and county in one.

[Rat on a train]

I thought New York was an oddity, a city that comprises multiple counties.

[Zeb]

Yeah, so they probably have 5 sheriffs.

[kevrob]

Nope. 1 sheriff, 5 undersheriffs. Each county/borough has an undersheriff, but the sheriff's dept was consolidated in 1942.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Weirdos.

[Earth Skeptic]

Is he near?

[Dillinger]

'scuse me while I whip this out

[Enjoy Every Sandwich]

When I saw the headline I thought it was a Twins reference: "You forgot the first rule in a crisis situation."

[Formerly Cynical Asshole]

Media reports say the men were fighting, drinking, and smoking but not observing proper social distance.

Not observing proper social distance!

*gasp, clutches pearls*

[Ajsloss]

That smoking thing really gets me. You’re still legally allowed to buy cancer sticks and expel poison into the air that others around you may breathe in, but heaven forbid you go anywhere without a mask on and force others to rebreathe your potentially rotten germs.

[Foo_dd]

we get an actual fight club, and the issue is social distancing? fuck 2020.

[Árboles de la Barranca]

NYC, where rape, street violence, and looting occur, but Smoking and Social Distancing are priorities for LE.

Remember under Mayor de Blasio's police priorities, the PD chokes a man to death for selling cigarettes on the street and citizens are beaten down by officers for mask violations, while tourists are getting knifed and robbed a couple of blocks away.

[kevrob]

An a cappella riff-off would have gotten the same treatment.

[Árboles de la Barranca]

Smoking!!!???

Some new Netflix feature films and serials feature rape, murder, ultra-violence, mayhem, and even cursing, but give a warning about SMOKING.

[Enjoy Every Sandwich]

I saw the same thing when someone gifted me a copy of The Monuments Men a couple years back. The rating includes a warning about "historical smoking".

[Longtobefree]

Well, you have to admit, history has been pretty well smoked - - - - - - - -

[Hank Phillips]

Of... DMT? was this a 1967 vintage story?

[IceTrey]

Singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain!

[Cthulunotmyfriend]

Well, we could make the argument that more warnings are better. We should also add, warning extremist religious views may be discussed, and disturbing political viewpoints may be discussed... Also, gum chewing is nasty so we should warn about that, oh and if their is any sex where it is not clear that condom is being used, there should be a unsafe sex warning... Hmmm...
I bet I could get the warnings page for any movie you name to run multiple pages in length with this kind of thinking. Kind of reminds me of how all the Prop 65 warnings worked out in California.

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[Dillinger]

Black Eyes Matter!

[Hank Phillips]

Fake. If they'd been real cops they'd've at least shot a dog and group-strangled someone to death.

[Cersei Warren]

Singing in the rain, I’m singing within the rain!

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