Brickbat: Don't Need to Wait for an Invitation

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Madeira Beach, Florida, City Commissioner Nancy Oakley has resigned after an administrative judge and the state ethics commission upheld a claim by former City Manager Shane Crawford that Oakley had sexually harassed him by licking his face and groping him. The commission fined her $5,000. In addition the City Commission reprimanded Oakley. Oakley denied the claims and repeated her denial in her resignation letter.

Comments

[Adans smith]

Is she hot? We need a pic?

[This Machine Chips Fascists]

NO! God no!

[MSimon]

The licking dog is all you will get.

[AlmightyJB]

She looka lika British old man

[Conchfritters]

Yikes - at first I thought how bad could this be.. never open the link.

[Malvolio]

Does the expression "kill it with fire" mean anything to you?

[Fist of Etiquette]

The commission fined her $5,000.

Most expensive kissing booth ever.

[Fist of Etiquette]

...licking his face starting at the base of his neck.

Sounds like he has stellar reaction times.

[This Machine Chips Fascists]

Probably stunned by her whiskey sour breath.

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[Griffin3]

I especially like the Emmys-style shout out of appreciation.

[SchillMcGuffin]

Whatever it is, it's not happening quickly enough.

[loveconstitution1789]

Isn't this a repeat new event or are there multiple face lickers in government out there?

[Longtobefree]

So face licking is legally different from ass kissing?

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Not practically different once you consider where politicians keep their heads while not speaking in public.

[sharmota4zeb]

Ich.

[Robert]

Once I thought I'd surprise Mother by playing doggie and licking her face. Her rxn: "Auggh! Don't ever do that again!"

But there was no chance I'd repeat it, as one detail I hadn't noticed made it a very unpleasant experience for me too:

She'd just put on cold cream.

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[John C. Randolph]

Five grand? No beat-down?

-jcr

[SchillMcGuffin]

I once worked with a colleague who was a notorious horndog/low-grade harasser. At an office holiday party, he was kissed by a secretary of a somewhat similar appearance to Ms. Oakley, who emphasized her kiss with a bit of tongue.

I don't believe he learned anything from the experience.

[crufus]

He probably thought that she just couldn't resit.

[Cloudbuster]

Oakley is mostly guilty of not being attractive.

How to avoid accusations of sexual harrassment in the workplace:

1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.