Brickbat: Drive On

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Planning officials in Peterborough, New Hampshire, are considering banning all drive-through windows. The town already bans drive-throughs at restaurants. Now, the planning board is looking at extending the ban to banks and pharmacies.

Comments

[This Machine Chips Fascists]

Live Free or Pedestrian Infrastructure

[Robert]

Is a drive-thru "hugely destructive of pedestrian infrastructure" because it cuts a-x the sidewalk twice? Or because it's psychically destructive of it?

[gaoxiaen]

Walk or do without. Fuck those cripples. Peterborough, New Hampshire must have excess parking spaces that aren't paying off and handicapped access ramps everywhere,

[Fist of Etiquette]

Peterborough wants to maintain ye olde quaintness. There were no wheelchairs back during better times.

[Sometimes a Great Notion]

Pepperidge Remembers

[Fist of Etiquette]

Because reasons.

[Rockabilly]

Democrats fleeing Massachusetts and moving to New Hampshire to live free unless told not to...

[Rebel Scum]

The problem is that leftism is virus. People vote for all manner of bad policies, which makes their townes/states shitty. The realize it is shitty, then move to greener pasture elsewhere. They bring their politics with them and the cycle continues.

[Agammamon]

Then we need to end the 'open borders regime' that exists.

[loveconstitution1789]

I was always amazed that New Hampshire kept freedom somewhat going with so many lefties nearby in New England.

I guess that's changed.

[Fuck you, Shikha (Nunya)]

Did they notice that it gets cold there in winter. Certainly makes me want to get out of the car without reason.

[Agammamon]

Of course not - that's what interns and staffers are for.

What? You don't have interns and staffers to run errands for you? Then you shouldn't have chosen to not be a politician then, should you?

[Rebel Scum]

Land of the something and home of the something else.

[Inigo Montoya]

Hey, town officials: ban THIS!

*makes obscene gesture*

[loveconstitution1789]

That's a good one but it would have been funnier if you included driving up:

"Hey, town officials: ban THIS!

*drives up to city hall* and *makes obscene gesture*

[Longtobefree]

Please note that obscene gestures are protected under the first amendment; therefore making one will get you arrested.

[Conchfritters]

Racist

[loveconstitution1789]

Live free or accept lefty rules in new Hampshire.

[Longtobefree]

Next on the agenda: How to deal with all the frozen people in wheelchairs outside of business establishments.

[Brandybuck]

New Hampshire, the libertarian state. They didn't get the memo.

[crufus]

The town is about 6 miles by 6 miles. I guess you have to drive about five minutes to reach all the fast food places with drive through windows just outside the city limits.

[Kivlor]

Libertarian Moment!

[Arcxjo]

Without government, who would build the roads with nowhere to drive to on?

[BigT]

Drive through Peterborough without stopping. That's how you boost the economy!