Florida Legislator Wants to Make It a Crime to Leave Your Kid in the Car for Just One Minute
But why?

In the state of Florida, it could soon be illegal to leave a child age 6 or younger in the car for any amount of time. Rep. Emily Slosberg, a Democrat, has filed a bill to make this so.
But why? Considering more kids die in parking lots than in parked cars, and that the kids who do die in parked cars were forgotten there for an average of 4.6 hours, not a few minutes, this bill is motivated by a clearly misguided sense of danger.
No one thinks kids should wait in cars for a long time, but that is already against the law in Florida. This bill would merely criminalize convenience, as if convenience is synonymous with negligence and death. According to the Tallahassee Democrat:
The proposal (HB 115), filed for consideration during the 2018 legislative session, would be stricter than current law. Adults currently can't leave children in vehicles for more than 15 minutes or for any period of time if the motor is running, the health of a child is in danger or a child appears to be in distress.
Under Slosberg's proposal, violations would be punishable by a second-degree misdemeanor charge, which carries a penalty of up to $500 and 60 days jail.
Violating current law is considered a noncriminal traffic infraction that carries a fine between $50 and $500. Felony charges are already in place if a child is harmed.
The word for this kind of bill is overkill. It's as if, desperate to prove, I care about kids! a representative casts about for a bill that will shout her child-caring virtue. And if that legislation already exists, as it does in Florida, they then have to bump it up, as if to say, I care more! Which means the next legislator will have to say, Even kids under 12 should never be left alone in the car! And the next, Parents who let their kids wait in the car while they get the dry cleaning should face a year in solitary! And the next, No more driving kids in Florida!
Related: Why do we keep criminalizing parents for activities we disapprove of that aren't statistically dangerous? Hint: It has to do with moral disapproval.
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It's a nightmare for cartakers.
Are you suggesting that Slosberg is in the pocket of Big Carjack?
I would consider it if I knew what a Slosberg is.I premuse a really lazy mass of frozen water.
RE: Florida Legislator Wants to Make It a Crime to Leave Your Kid in the Car for Just One Minute
But why?
Because this way the American prison system can justify taking more money from all us little people and control us in a much better way.
They left a 6-year-old Anakin Skywalker alone in a spaceship and he flew it all over the place.
Wait, I mean, I heard. Not like I watched the movie or anything.
And then he took handouts.
But why?
Fuck you, that's why.
Florida is shaped that way for a reason, it is known.
No one thinks kids should wait in cars for a long time
Speak for yourself.
""or a child appears to be in distress.""
Isn't that about 95% of the time when a parent walks away?
It's as if, desperate to prove, I care about kids! a representative casts about for a bill that will shout her child-caring virtue.
Well, any human being will cast about in a moment of stress.
Florida Legislator Wants to Make It a Crime to Leave Your Kid in the Car for Just One Minute
But why?
You know why...
the kids who do die in parked cars were forgotten there for an average of 4.6 hours, not a few minutes,
Average... AVERAGE! That means some kids were left for 14 hours, and some for just a minute! If it saves one brat...
Look, if legislators don't legislate, then wtf are we paying them for? Florida's lawmakers may be scraping the bottom of the barrel but, by cracky, they're pumping out the product.
So ... 58 seconds is ok?
Try the opposite. I like to sit in my car and send a kid into the store by himself. He feels like he accomplished something and the looks I get are priceless.
We live in a time of orchestrated hysteria about children: propagated mainly by people who have no children themselves. The "child welfare" agencies push it because it furthers their existence. Liberal nanny-state "lawmakers" push it because it gives them a reason to exist. Governors sign the laws because to do otherwise makes them appear heartless and cruel. Police enforce the laws because this is important, as opposed to trivial matters such as rape, assault, robbery and murder (or at the very least, the "perp" is far less likely to respond violently)
And the beat goes on.
Parenting is for the parents, and absent clear and gross instances of abuse or neglect parents should be left alone and their kids allowed to grow up free of the trauma associated with government interference with the family