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Puppycide

Facebook Video Shows Minneapolis Police Shooting Family Dogs in Backyard

"He was wagging his tail. My dog wasn't even moving, lunging toward him or anything."

C.J. Ciaramella | 7.10.2017 1:20 PM

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A Minnesota family is facing thousands of dollars in veterinary bills after a Minneapolis police officer climbed into their backyard while responding to a burglar alarm and shot their two dogs, neither of which appeared to be charging him.

A Facebook video of the Saturday shooting posted by the dogs' owner, Jennifer LeMay, shows a Minneapolis Police Department officer walking into her backyard after climbing over a 7-foot-tall privacy fence. One of the family's Staffordshire terriers runs toward the officer, who backpedals and draws his gun. The dog stops, looking confused, and then trots toward the officer again, wagging its tail. The officers shoots the dog, which flees, and then the family's other terrier as it runs up into the frame.

According to the Minneapolis Star Tribune, LeMay's two teenage daughters arrived home on Saturday night and accidentally tripped the burglar alarm. LeMay, away from the house, called the security company and deactivated the alarm. Two Minneapolis police officers arrived shortly after, but instead of knocking on the front door, one went around to the back yard.

Watch the video of what happens next:

The Star Tribune reports:

LeMay said her 13-year-old daughter saw the entire incident from her upstairs bedroom.

"He was wagging his tail," LeMay said of Ciroc. "My dog wasn't even moving, lunging toward him or anything.

"My dogs were doing their job on my property," she said. "We have a right to be safe in our yard."

After the dogs' shooting, another officer knocked on the front door. The 18-year-old explained that she'd triggered the alarm and that it had been deactivated.

The family didn't instantly take the dogs to the emergency vet because police told the family that "animal control" would be there in minutes to assess the dogs' medical needs. No one showed up, LeMay said.

The LeMays ended up taking their dogs to an emergency vet. Both survived, although LeMay now has thousands of dollars in bills. The two dogs are emotional support animals for her two sons. The Minneapolis Police Department has apologized to the family and released a statement saying it is investigating the Facebook video and the officer's body cam footage.

These types of shootings happen regularly, athough how often is hard to say, since dog shootings are generally not tracked outside of local media reports. In the past, these shootings were mostly a PR problem for police departments. Now they're also exorbitantly expensive for municipalities (and taxpayers). Plaintiffs suing departments have began receiving not just compensatory damages but also punitive damages for emotional distress. This May, a Maryland jury awarded $1.26 million to a family whose Chesapeake Bay Retriever was shot and killed by an Anne Arundel County deputy—the largest ever verdict for a police shooting of a dog.

As I reported earlier this month, there are currently three ongoing federal civil rights lawsuits against the Detroit Police Department for shooting family dogs during marijuana raids. Last year the department settled a similar lawsuit for $100,000.

Although a small number of states have passed laws requiring police officers to receive some training on dog encounters—spurred by incidents like the shooting of LeMay's dogs—most police officers still aren't trained to read canine body language, leading to fatal encounters when they meet in close quarters. And police and dogs are interacting more than ever, due to the explosion in pet ownership over the last few decades and the rise in search warrant executions. Without better training to avoid outcomes like this one—or, in cases like Detroit's, a drastic change in how police aggressively fight the drug war—these shootings will continue.

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  1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

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    2. Crusty Juggler > You   8 years ago

      I'm glad someone cares.

  2. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

    These type of shootings happen regularly, athough how often is hard to say, since dog shootings are generally not tracked outside of local media reports. In the past, these shootings were mostly a PR problem for police departments.

    For better or worse, I can imagine that a tremendous amount of dog shootings would upset people more than all the police shooting of people. So they can't let that information out.

    1. Princess Trigger   8 years ago

      Well, yeah. We like dogs.

      1. ToCa81   8 years ago

        Well most people who have dogs are very attached to them, myself included. Other people, on the other hand, are just something we have to tolerate.

    2. IceTrey   8 years ago

      Well 100 dogs are shot everday.

      1. Paloma   8 years ago

        I'd certainly hope so.

    3. josh   8 years ago

      "For better or worse, I can imagine that a tremendous amount of dog shootings would upset people more than all the police shooting of people. So they can't let that information out."

      It would...

      I remember talking about the show 'Person of Interest' with some people back in the day, and when we were wondering who would survive, we were in agreement that it didn't matter as long as the dog (Bear) lived happily ever after.

  3. Half-Virtue, Half-Vice   8 years ago

    How does it go...?

    Don't wanna be a thug, don't wag your tail?

    1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

      Run up to a cowardly cop like a pug, get shot like a pug?

    2. Paloma   8 years ago

      HELL yeah.

  4. Dillinger   8 years ago

    goddam this shit pisses me off. who shoots a dog? do your job without killing pets, ladies.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      We all would appreciate that if the police must break into someone's backyard unannounced, that they could at least do so without killing any pets.

      1. Dillinger   8 years ago

        yeah what you said...much less nicely.

        1. Paloma   8 years ago

          They SHOT them, they didn't actually kill them.

          1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

            Luckily neither dog was black.

    2. Last of the Shitlords   8 years ago

      They should crowdfunding the fee for the hitman that should be hired to deal with the cop in question. Piece of shit.

      1. Calvin Coolidge   8 years ago

        Sell rights to piss on the corpse after the pig is dead.

  5. Get To Da Chippah   8 years ago

    "We checked, and we decided we did nothing wrong. Here's some taxpayer money to shut you up."

    /prediction

    1. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

      "Something about 'procedures were followed' followed by something about 'more training is needed' blah, blah, blah..."

  6. Unlabelable MJGreen   8 years ago

    Watch the video of what happens next:

    I will not, thanks. The written description is sufficient.

    1. Dillinger   8 years ago

      If it's not a death-ray for Officer Friendly from a ufo driven by 7-foot tall Staffordshire-type aliens, I don't wanna know.

  7. BearOdinson   8 years ago

    So how many asshole things were done:
    1. Cop climbs over fence due to burglar alarm. Without first ringing the doorbell. After the owner called and cancelled the alarm. (A burgler alarm at a house is probable cause that a crime is being committed?)
    2. Pulls gun on dog wagging its tail.
    3. Shoots dog wagging its tail.
    4. Shoots other dog just to be safe.
    5. Tells family "animal control" will be there within minutes (nobody showed).
    6. Has "animal control" rather than a vet even involved.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      Do you ever get the sneaking suspicion that these officers are not competent?

      1. BearOdinson   8 years ago

        I guess it depends in what areas they are expected to be competent.

        Are they competent and destroying property, wounding people and killing pets? They are top notch.

        Are they competent and actually "serving and protecting" the community? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    2. Last of the Shitlords   8 years ago

      He basically showed up, went into the back yard, shot the dos for no reason, and then left.

      WTF?

      1. Paloma   8 years ago

        But he went home safely! That's what matters.

      2. Calvin Coolidge   8 years ago

        Just killing time until his shift ends and he can go home and beat his wife.

      3. Unconscience   8 years ago

        eats shoots and leaves

  8. Finrod   8 years ago

    They're search warrant executions, all right.

  9. Mr. Smacky   8 years ago

    To Serve and Protect *My Own Ass

  10. Enjoy Every Sandwich   8 years ago

    Why the fuck does anyone need special "training" to know that a dog wagging it's tail isn't a threat of death or grave bodily harm, unless you're a germophobe who's scared of getting licked?

    1. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

      The "training" bullshit is just an excuse to request a bigger budget.

  11. BearOdinson   8 years ago

    I just watched the video. I hope this fucking cop dies a long, slow, agonizing death. And is condemned to the worst levels of Niflheim where Hel can torture his ass for ever.

    What the fuck ever happened to ring the doorbell and just see if something looks hanky before doing anything. Especially since the alarm was properly cancelled.

    I mean WTF!!!!

    1. ToCa81   8 years ago

      Seriously, that shit made me sick. I know it's not right that watching a dog get shot bothers me more than watching people (adults anyway) get shot, but it does. I can't help but picture my own pups in that situation. I would definitely be going to prison in the aftermath of something like that.

  12. Cloudbuster   8 years ago

    I'm sympathetic to the family, and the cops had no business climbing the fence into that yard or shooting the dogs taht had a right to be there, but this sentence is just a bunch of crap:

    The two dogs are emotional support animals for her two sons.

    The entire "emotional support" animal thing is simply a crock.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      It depends. There are definitely situations where it is realistic. There is ample evidence, for instance, of support animals having significant benefits to severely autistic people. That they can calm them and such.

      I do think it has increasingly been a way for people to get around the fact that people don't want them to bring a german shepherd into a jewish deli.

      1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

        You know who else introduced German shepherds into situations involving Jews?

        1. Dillinger   8 years ago

          Lee Duncan?

        2. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

          The Israelis to protect military installations?

      2. mad.casual   8 years ago

        There is ample evidence, for instance, of support animals having significant benefits to severely autistic people.

        Not to deny anyone their pony. It's crappy science at best. The studies I've seen weren't very sizable, didn't have non-treatment control groups, didn't have any sort of false positive control group and/or didn't do any sort of longitudinal testing or follow up.

        Turns out, you give a sad kid a puppy, they cheer up for a little bit*.

        *Efficacy relative to emotional support candy, emotional support video games, and emotional support shutting them the hell up TBD.

        It's a bit like the Oregon insurance study where they found that nobody was cured and no real outcomes changed getting paid made people feel better.

        1. swampwiz   8 years ago

          That Oregon Medicaid story is a CROCK OF SHEET!

    2. Eek Barba Durkle   8 years ago

      The entire "emotional support" animal thing is simply a crock.

      Wanna know how I know you're both ignorant, and an asshole?

      1. mad.casual   8 years ago

        Wanna know how I know you're both ignorant, and an asshole?

        Right because kids who don't fit in or feel normal are *best* treated with ponies. I mean, sure, there's no possible way it will physiologically cure them and, sociologically you're really kinda alienating them but, anyone who thinks ponies and puppies isn't the way to go is an asshole.

    3. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

      SOMEBODY doesn't understand the whole concept of pets.

    4. Reverend Draco   8 years ago

      A big steaming crock.

      "The two dogs are emotional support animals for her two sons." Because she's incapable of giving emotional support.

    5. Paloma   8 years ago

      I agree the emotional support animal thing is a crock. But police get really really bothered if someone shoots a police dog. They'll even hold up traffic to give it a funeral. That's also a crock.

  13. Crusty Juggler > You   8 years ago

    We are in the process of reviewing the video posted online, as well as the officer's body camera video."

    I hope the paper follows up on this investigation when the results are released six months from now.

    "Officer Sketchy Motherfucker hopped in the backyard of the garbage house in the garbage neighborhood to investigate the burglary. He strolled around an open area for a few seconds, saw a dog run toward him, and then stop at least five feet away. Sure, the officer could have then hopped back over the fence, but instead he shot the dog, and then his dog pal. Officer Sketchy Motherfucker then did what sketchy motherfuckers do, which is look to sketchy as fuck."

    One-week paid leave.

  14. swillfredo pareto   8 years ago

    most police officers still aren't trained to read canine body language

    Most 5-year olds are. Since these officers presumably passed kindergarten it seems reasonable to expect them to be capable of managing a situation grade schoolers are already on top of.

    Since these settlements come of the taxpayers pockets and not the actual perpetrators there is no reason it will ever change.

    1. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

      Yeah, but this way they can fuck the taxpayers twice: once when they pay the settlement, and then a second time when they get Mayor McFuckface and the City Council of dickcheeses to increase their training budget because "NEED MOAR TRAYNEENG!"

      1. Conchfritters   8 years ago

        You live in Minneapolis? You just nailed the mayor city council. Fucken amateur night.

    2. Eek Barba Durkle   8 years ago

      I got charged by a Boxer when I was out running Saturday. Somehow, I managed to end up rubbing his head and asking him who's a good boy about 4 seconds later. His owner eventually showed up with a leash, and let me know that SOMEBODY was trying to avoid a trip to the vet.

      'Training' is the bullshittiest excuse there is for murdering someone's pet.

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        You should have done a sweet roll to a prone position and just unloaded on the dog. Sounds like you don't really care if you go home that night.

      2. Dillinger   8 years ago

        >>>'Training' is the bullshittiest excuse there is for murdering someone's pet.

        billboard.

    3. The Last American Hero   8 years ago

      I delivered papers from age 11-14. Had literally hundreds of canine encounters. Nipped once by an over-excited puppy that didn't have much control. Survived to tell the tale.

      I probably weighed all of 100 pounds, no body armor, no hand to hand training, no gun, flashlight, pepper spray or weapon of any kind, no backup.

      I throw this story in the face of every copsucker who talks about having the balls to do a ride-along. They probably think I'm either making the story up or had balls of steel.

      1. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

        If paper boys were still around they would be shooting them too.

    4. Paloma   8 years ago

      They're not trained to read cat body language either. Or horses. Or gerbils. Or canaries. Just how many animals' body language do they have to be trained to read? How about if I keep an alligator in my backyard? Do they have to be trained to read alligator language?

  15. Uncle Jay   8 years ago

    RE: Mosul Has Finally Been Liberated From the Islamic State

    Obviously the cops were locked out of the gun range and had to qualify with their firearms somehow, someway.
    One shouldn't be too judgmental.

  16. Mickey Rat   8 years ago

    The officer is investigating a possible robbery on the premises. The purpose is to ostensibly protect the property on the premises. The "property" the officer is protecting includes the dogs. The officer failed to do his job here in spectacular fashion.

    1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

      If he'd gotten a splinter while climbing over the fence, would have have driven his cop car through the fence and demolished it?

      1. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

        Probably shouldn't give these fuckers any ideas.

      2. Mickey Rat   8 years ago

        Hey, it was a vicious attack fence!

        1. Reverend Draco   8 years ago

          Ban Assault Fences Now!

          (fo' da chilluns, of course)

  17. Cynical Asshole   8 years ago

    According to the Minneapolis Star Tribune, LeMay's two teenage daughters arrived home on Saturday night and accidentally tripped the burglar alarm. LeMay, away from the house, called the security company and deactivated the alarm. Two Minneapolis police officers arrived shortly after, but instead of knocking on the front door, one went around to the back yard.

    Why were the cops sent since the alarm was cancelled by the home owner? I know the security company that I use has a policy that they only dispatch the cops if the home owner requests it (they call the house phone followed by the cell phone if no answer) or if they're unable to get a hold of the home owner or if someone does answer the phone and they give the wrong pass word.

    Hell, I've set the alarm off by accident a few times and if you enter the code on the keypad within a few seconds of tripping the alarm they don't even bother with calling. Why couldn't the daughters have turned the alarm off at the control panel? Did they not know the code? If not, that's really stupid.

    All that being said, fuck this panicky bitch-ass cop.

  18. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    On top of everything else, this law enforcement professional is a terrible shot.

    1. Cyto   8 years ago

      He at least hit the target. Sure, it was only about 10 feet and stationary, but the adrenaline rush of a wagging tail....

      1. Rubbish!   8 years ago

        That's what I thought. He didn't maim the children in the house with errant shots. That's a win for the public.

  19. ace_m82   8 years ago

    It's simple, one kneecap for every dog you shoot for no reason.

    Sounds like a good "compromise" right?

    1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

      The problem with that is, most cops only have two kneecaps.

      1. ace_m82   8 years ago

        I hear they heal, right?

        Also, after that much pain, how many would do it more than once?

  20. Josh The Radio Dude   8 years ago

    The cops' War On Dogs continues; inhuman pieces of filth.

    1. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

      Hot Dog!

  21. Cyto   8 years ago

    I will say this in defense of the officer. He did not appear to have a single clue as to how to deal with the animals. He looked very confused as he was backing away during his initial encounter. He may be from a part of the country where they have banned dogs.

    And for the homeowner, those are the world's worst guard dogs. They are just like my dog, they seem to like everybody. If the officer had stopped for a moment and knelt down, I believe they would have showered him with doggie kisses.

    1. Enjoy Every Sandwich   8 years ago

      "Agh! Agh! Poison dog lips! Get hot water! Get disinfectant!"

    2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

      I will say this in defense of the officer. He did not appear to have a single clue as to how to deal with the animals

      That was clear the moment he drew his pistol and fired.

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        I'm a trained veterinarian, working with dogs almost every day. I feel that I as much as almost anyone knows how to deal with animals. And still, when I see a dog about 15% of the time I draw and fire. So cut some slack guy.

    3. Conchfritters   8 years ago

      Interesting point. You would assume that all officers were familiar with dogs, but on the Minneapolis police (and most major metropolitan) force you have people who come from cultures where it is socially acceptable to eat dogs, some where it is socially unacceptable to ever even touch a dog, and others who think of them as their best friend. Still, fuck that asshole.

  22. Don't look at me.   8 years ago

    Should be able to drop a dog in one shot at that distance. Hate to go deer hunting with him.

    1. harrys ghost   8 years ago

      Actually, hit the first dog in the face (its picture made the paper). To the left of and below the left eye. Going to cost $5000 to $7000 to put its jaw back together. Pretty tough dog.

      1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

        Hopefully the city will pay the family $50,000 without admitting any wrongdoing.

  23. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

    the fucking fuck?

  24. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   8 years ago

    If that had been my house and dogs, I'd have made a personal project out of that officer.

  25. Room 237   8 years ago

    A friend of mine was a postman for a while. Whenever he had an encounter with a dog (surprisingly a rare occurrence) he would use mace. That was enough to get the dog to wonder off.

    1. 68W58   8 years ago

      I knew a retired game warden who said that if you sprayed some on your pants leg a dog would not come near you. How hard is that to figure out?

    2. loveconstitution1789   8 years ago

      How is it that "going postal" employees kill less dogs than police?

  26. 10mm   8 years ago

    I was on board with the outrage until "emotional support dog".

    Sorry, those need to be put down. The police were just doing the lord's work.

  27. IceTrey   8 years ago

    What is it about putting on a badge that makes someone a coward in regards to dogs? These are the people that are supposed to run towards gunfire but can't deal with a dog?

  28. m.EK   8 years ago

    "Not trained to read dog's body language"! Are you serious? You respond to a call and don't use the front? Securing the rear is good, but shooting a small terrier that is wagging its tail?
    Why can't these officers be held accountable? Why is it the taxpayers?

    1. retiredfire   8 years ago

      Maybe you should look up what a "Staffordshire Terrier" looks like.
      They're more colloquially known as "Pit Bulls".
      So, "small terrier" was REASON's typical effort to distort the story.

  29. PlaystoomuchHALO   8 years ago

    I'm surprised that someone hasn't sought vengeance for having their dog murdered by the police. I would.

    1. Paloma   8 years ago

      It's not a murder because it's a DOG. Get a fucking grip.

      1. No Yards Penalty   8 years ago

        Enjoy those pig balls while they're lolling around in your mouth, Paloma.

      2. No Yards Penalty   8 years ago

        Enjoy those pig balls while they're lolling around in your mouth, Paloma.

        1. Hank Phillips   8 years ago

          Goodness, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

  30. JasonPen   8 years ago

    Do they have a "go fund me" page for the vet bills, and eventual lawsuit fees?

  31. Robert   8 years ago

    I'm afraid all this publicity just encourages more cops to do this.

  32. Reverend Draco   8 years ago

    My dog = dead pig. No mercy.

    He'd be found in a dozen dumpsters spread over 3 counties - assuming he was *ever* found.

    Fuck these coward cocksuckers.

  33. No Yards Penalty   8 years ago

    It's time to disarm the pigs.
    They can't be trusted with weapons.

  34. No Yards Penalty   8 years ago

    It's time to disarm the pigs.
    They can't be trusted with weapons.

  35. tewivif   8 years ago

    like Todd responded I'm blown away that a single mom able to get paid $480000 in four weeks on the computer . go to the website????

  36. SparktheRevolt   8 years ago

    If anyone ever shot my dog I would shoot them and make sure they did not live.

    1. Hank Phillips   8 years ago

      I believe it was Guiteau who, on trial for murdering president Garfield, argued the doctors had killed the man... "all I did was shoot him." But it would be interesting to see justice meted out to someone who shoots a First Dog, or a hound belonging to some Senator or Attorney-General. That would at least establish a baseline in jurisprudence.

  37. tewivif   8 years ago

    like Todd responded I'm blown away that a single mom able to get paid $480000 in four weeks on the computer . go to the website????

  38. GamerFromJump   8 years ago

    Police caniphobia is a sign of the occupying force "safety uber alles" ethic that departments have solidified their position on.

    Actually, "occupying force" might not be appropriate. When the army occupies some place, they actually have *rules* governing their behavior.

  39. Sanjuro Tsubaki   8 years ago

    Something tells me he's on his way back to a career in mall parking lot security.

  40. Sanjuro Tsubaki   8 years ago

    Also makes me think twice about setting up an alarm system to automatically contact police. Firemen, sure. Retarded rookie cops who get sent on these errands, hell no.

  41. Sanjuro Tsubaki   8 years ago

    ...and I don't even have a dog.

    1. Hank Phillips   8 years ago

      Jennifer LeMay doesn't have a dog either... not any more.

  42. Hank Phillips   8 years ago

    That video ought to be aired on DemoGOP and police union fund-raising ads. There is the clearly-expressed will of registered voters who rejected the libertarian platform offer to enforce the rights of individuals against the cruelty of a looter kleptocracy. Witness the initiation of force by men with government guns--first against the property owners, by invasion--then against the loyal and friendly protectors of that property.

  43. Hank Phillips   8 years ago

    "it is investigating the Facebook video..."
    I guess those camera-shy cops will be back to shoot the child who posted the embarrassing video.

  44. Davulek   8 years ago

    That's why my "burglar alarm" is a 12 gauge.

  45. JunkScienceIsJunk   8 years ago

    There are certain prerequisites to being a cop that just don't exist right now.

    1) Can't be afraid of dogs. You'll encounter a lot of them on the job.
    2) Can't be afraid of black people.
    3) Can't assume that pot smokers are trying to kill you because you smell marijuana.
    4) You will interface with human beings regularly, so you can't be antisocial.
    5) You should probably have some sort of ethical code.
    6) You will be evaluated by your bosses on a regular basis. For reals.
    7) Must love donuts.

    Seems like this isn't an overbearing number of prerequisites. There are MANY MANY more people who want to be cops than there are positions for them, so it's a buyer's market. You could add "Your first name must begin with the letter M" and you'd still probably fill all the spots.

  46. No Yards Penalty   8 years ago

    that's a feel-good story if there ever was one.

  47. Calvin Coolidge   8 years ago

    It's a cop. Not many brains to look for in the first place. Not athletic enough for an NCAA scholarship, not smart enough for an academic scholarship, so they go into Pig work in order to still be able to push people around without consequences.

  48. SomeGuy   8 years ago

    100% agreed...If my dog or family member gets shot my retired ass is going postal.

  49. Calvin Coolidge   8 years ago

    That's not fair. People might care if the police dog gets shot. Shooting the pig is just one less pension the taxpayers have to cover.

  50. mad.casual   8 years ago

    Are you too much of an asshole to consider that they may be beneficial in psychological ways that you have not considered?

    You're the one handing them a crutch and calling it a day. I'm the one who looks at them and says they should be able to walk normally without a crutch and/or that they can learn to do so. Who's the asshole? Nothing says, "I'm valuable as a whole, normal person." like sticking them on the ass end of a dog for comfort. I use dogs to track and hunt animals that I can't otherwise see, hear, or smell. I know it works because I come home with more prey when I do. All these studies, rarely is any sort of empiricism or similar rigor applied. The Westminster Dog Show is more scientific than the science underlying the AAT.

    I'm not mandating that dogs be banned or that puppy and pony rentals require licenses. I'm just factually pointing out that puppy farts don't magically cure autism any more than unicorn farts do and, if there is some limited amount of time/money to be spent treating and/or curing autism, puppy farts are detracting from it. No different from any of the artisanal organic grocery items mockery that goes on around here.

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