Friday Funnies: Destroying Public Schools

Chip Bok | 2.3.2017 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 8 years ago

Bok is such a prude, placing a censor bar over Schumer’s tits.
1. Pompey:? Class Mothersmucker 8 years ago
  
  Thank goodness.
2. Swiss Servator 8 years ago
  
  For once I approve of censorship!
Will4Freedom 8 years ago

A school with no doors? The question is, were the windows broken by kids trying to get in or out?
1. Cute Little Bunny Rabbit 8 years ago
  
  They’re not broken. The spider on the left just learned web-weaving at public school.
Lee wishes he made the list... 8 years ago

Did Bok’s illustrative abilities actually diminish? I didn’t think that was possible.
1. Swiss Servator 8 years ago
  
  Oh, just wait, he can under-do himself I am sure.
Fist of Etiquette 8 years ago

It looks like that Skoal factory has fallen on hard times.
1. Florida Hipster 8 years ago
  
  Copenhagen reigns supreme!
2. lafe.long 8 years ago
  
  It looks like that Skoal factory has fallen on hard times.
  
  Sharp objects found in smokeless tobacco, company issues recall
  
  The products, including major brands Copenhagen and Skoal, were manufactured at the company’s Franklin Park, IL facility and distributed nationwide.
  
  The company said it has notified the U.S. Food and Drug Administration of the recall and it’s working with federal authorities to fix the problem.
  
  Don’t worry, the FDA is on the job.
straffinrun 8 years ago

You know what I can do single handedly?
1. Will4Freedom 8 years ago
  
  Hitler?
2. Lee wishes he made the list... 8 years ago
  
  upskirt photos on the subway?
3. Wasteland Wanderer 8 years ago
  
  These masturbation euphemisms are getting less euphemistic.
4. Swiss Servator 8 years ago
  
  Forehand volley?
Slammer 8 years ago

The Skool = the comments section this week
1. Swiss Servator 8 years ago
  
  *sheds a single, manly tear*
  
  And the Bok said, I have surely seen the affliction of my commenters which are in Hit n’ Run, and have heard their cry by Reason of their taskmasters; for I know their sorrows
AlmightyJB 8 years ago

When your institution is so shitty, that you’re worried about a nobody in a nobody job destroying it….
Juvenile Bluster 8 years ago

You libertarians hate kids so much. We just need to put more money into our public schools and they’ll be successes! Nobody’s tried that yet, right?
1. Swiss Servator 8 years ago
  
  The Children Are Our Future!
  1. Juvenile Bluster 8 years ago
    
    Teach them well and let them lead the way
    SHOW THEM ALL THE BEAUTY THE POSSESS INSIIIIIIIIIIDE
AFSlade 8 years ago

Of all of Trump’s nominees, the complete lunatic gyrations of Team Blue about Betsy deVos ought to tell you a lot about how powerful teacher’s unions are. I love (and served under) Mattis, but… his quotes should have given the supposed Peace Party a field day – crickets. deVos might give parents their money and allow them to choose their kids’ schools and the Left is unhinged. Curious, no?
1. Microaggressor 8 years ago
  
  It’s not irrational at all when you follow the money. Just the lies and misdirections appear irrational to those unaware of the ulterior motive.
Rebel Scum 8 years ago

Betsy DeVos would destroy public schools

If ONLY! But seriously, the federal DoE (along with 90% of other federal alphabet soup of depts) is unconstitutional.
Will4Freedom 8 years ago

Looks like the “Antifas” crowd has been here. Somebody say something they don’t agree with?
1. Bacon-Magic et tu Reason? 8 years ago
  
  Yes: “something”
perazati 8 years ago

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