Friday Funnies: Deplorables React

Chip Bok—Creators Syndicate

Comments

[Will4Freedom]

Well that’s disappointing. Not much to mock on this one.

[UnCivilServant]

I’m wondering why the Dr Who Potato alien is commenting on whether or not Trump’s parents were married at the time of his birth.

[Swiss Servator]

Hey, it ain’t much of a challenge to have Baron Vladimir Harkonnen question your legitimacy.

[Marc St. Stephen]

If I remember correctly, the “Dr Who Potato Aliens” were actually called Sontarans …. not that I was a big fan or anything… okay I was when I was a kid, and I’m only moderately ashamed to admit that.

And If I remember correctly, the Sontarans were also insufferable self-centered assholes, so kudos to the appropriateness of the likeness.

[straffinrun]

Cool…I onLy voTed fOr hiM bEcauSe he’s a BAstaRd.

[Swiss Servator]

If I play that backward will I find out who killed Ringo?

[darius404]

It was YOU…. you killed Ringo. Happy now you bastard?

[SugarFree]

I got one good dig in at work…

“Hey, anybody remember back in October when saying you wouldn’t accept the results of an election was the worst thing you could possibly do?”

[WTF]

That went down the Memory Hole. Along with dissent being racist.

[SugarFree]

I got a few uncomfortable looks and one “But it’s not Hillary saying that.” I just did an evil chuckle at the last.

[WTF]

I’m just looking forward to the return of the “anti-war” movement and their giant papier mache heads.

[Bman]

…along with plenty of stories about the plight of the homeless now that Obummer is out of office.

[LarryA]

That went down the Memory Hole.

Also long with, “And why would you ever even consider taking up arms against the U.S. Government.”
(Picture liberals signing up for “How to Shoot” classes and coming to prepper meetings. It’s happening.)

[Lord Humungus]

This was one of those “truth stranger than fiction” moments – same with the whole “Russian as the enemies of the US” turnaround versus 2012.

[Tejicano]

I love how when I was trying to explain to my leftist sister how there is some pretty good evidence that Benghazi was a direct result of some foreign power, most probably Russia, hacking and/or and getting access to Hillary’s e-mail when she was SoS she simply would not hear anything of the kind. But now that “the Russians are to blame” for Hillary losing the election, “well. that’s different…”

[Mainer2]

Hillary’s negligence, I mean extreme carelessness, with classified data just go four people killed. That’s nothing compared to a vagina losing an election.

sarc obviously.

How can people say such things and be a morally serious person.

[Pompey: Ho Class Mothersmucker]

There’s this lab technician I deal with regularly, total TDS case and can’t stop talking and fuming about Trump gossip. One day a semi-retarded janitor at tyne facility introduced him as Donald Trump to one of the black employees he had never met before, and he had a sad. Ample opportunities to give this guy a hard time.

[SugarFree]

Niiiice.

[Domestic Dissident]

Where can I get one of those floating TV screens?

[UnCivilServant]

It’s not floating, the guy in the chair is just so stoned he can’t see the wall mount.

[yet another dave]

No, that creepy proggie guy s peering into the deplorable guys window… That’s how creepy cartoon drawing guys communicate..

[Pompey: Ho Class Mothersmucker]

Wal*Mart. Check Wal*Mart.

[ant1sthenes]

I think one of the TV companies was showing off a TV thin and light enough that you could pretty much put it up with double-sided tape. Maybe he’s just cutting edge.

[spqr2008]

LG showed them off at CES this year. Something like $10K for a 65 inch OLED.

[NoDakMat]

Yeah, I want to hang a $10K TV using the same shit that can’t be trusted to hold up a hand towel hook in the bathroom.

[WTF]

Why is Tor Johnson on TV? Isn’t he dead?

[UnCivilServant]

That didn’t stop Peter Cushing from appearing in Star Wars.

[Lord Humungus]

+1 Bride of the Monster

[Fist of Etiquette]

A thought bubble? That’s the cartoonist’s crutch.

[UnCivilServant]

Awfully difficult to walk using that.

[Swiss Servator]

Sigh…already.

*narrows gaze*

[Will4Freedom]

If the guy was actually talking back to his TV… well that would just be weird.

[UnCivilServant]

Hey!

I only talk back to other people’s TVs…

… probably because I ditched mine.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Usually there’s an equally dumpy wife on the sofa with our hapless protagonist.

[Lord Humungus]

Needs moar labels! /ghost of a lost HnR commentator

[WTF]

Actually, it’s “NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!!!111!!”

[Lord Humungus]

Almanian thanks you (not sure if that was his thing or not)

[straffinrun]

Cheers to that.

[Swiss Servator]

It was.

Hang in their Almanian!!

[Swiss Servator]

*there*

[UnCivilServant]

What’s the latest on his condition?

[Pompey: Ho Class Mothersmucker]

..

[Mainer2]

Still abiding, but spending time with family.

[Chinny Chin Chin]

I think a re-branding of “Friday Funnies” is long overdue.

[UnCivilServant]

Then you don’t get it.

reason provides the thread and the commentariat provides the funnies.

[Will4Freedom]

“reason provides the thread and the commentariat sometimes provides the funnies”

FTFY

[ant1sthenes]

“reason provides the thread and the commentariat sometimes provides the furries”

FTFY

[Rebel Scum]

Speaking of “deplorables”, I’ve been meaning to get a Pepe Trump t-shirt and wear it to mess with my lefty gf’s lefty, die-hard Democrat bleever parents. I might be a bad person.

[Cynical Asshole]

You should get her and her parents some of these.

[Fmontyr]

Donald Trump is illegitimate.