Friday Funnies: Draining The Swamp

Nate Beeler | 1.6.2017 6:13 AM

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invisible furry hand 10 years ago

That's rather droll. Does the artist actually understand the purpose of Friday Funnies?
1. straffinrun 10 years ago
  
  We want *Bok*!
  1. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
    
    Who, there. Let's not be hasty.
    1. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
      
      ... missing a... should be whoa.
      1. dantheserene 10 years ago
        
        Yes, yes...missing a "what"?
    2. Fizban 10 years ago
      
      Gimmee an A!
      1. ScareCroWoodChippeRepair 10 years ago
        
        A!
      2. ScareCroWoodChippeRepair 10 years ago
        
        I'm surprised Rufus hasn't responded with the appropriate Canadian pun.
  2. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
    
    Bok?!
    
    PAYNE!!!!
    1. EDG reppin LBC 10 years ago
      
      Chief?
      
      McCloud!!
2. Pompey: Ho Class Mothersmucker 10 years ago
  
  Hater!
3. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
  
  Don't even get me started about how, once again, Reason is stealing my material.
  1. Suthenboy 10 years ago
    
    I remembered that and that was the first thing that popped in my head.
    1. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
      
      WHERE'S MY HAT TIP?
  2. Cyto 10 years ago
    
    I looked for the video of Gilbert Gottfried on the Comedy Central Roast going "Ice T stole my bit!" but it appears that Viacom took it down everywhere, even on Gilbert's channel.
    
    So just do his voice in your head...
Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Capitol Hill? More like capital swill. Am I right, everybody?
1. Trigger Hippie 10 years ago
  
  I thought capital swill was Old Milwaukee's Best.
2. Pompey: Ho Class Mothersmucker 10 years ago
  
  Needs more Block Insane Yomomma.
  1. Citizen X 10 years ago
    
    Nobody needs more Block Insane Yomomma.
  2. EDG reppin LBC 10 years ago
    
    Technically, that would be crapital swill.
    1. Marshall Gill 10 years ago
      
      "It's a crap"
      
      /Admiral Akbar
Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

For the second thing they might want to plumb up that dome.
1. db 10 years ago
  
  The Government Teat swells with its bounty, ready to dispense its sweet ichor to the masses.
Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

What do you call that first act? The Aristocrats!
SugarFree 10 years ago

What building is that? What is the water supposed to be? What are the tall dark lines?

Needs more labels.
1. Citizen X 10 years ago
  
  Don't even get me started on the alligators.
Princess Trigger 10 years ago

Swamp Thing likes boobies.
https://goo.gl/ETVHYp
1. Citizen X 10 years ago
  
  https://goo.gl/ETVHYp ? this goo.gl shortlink has been disabled. It was found to be violating our Terms of Service. Click here and here for more information about our terms and policies respectively.
db 10 years ago

What the FUCK is with this "Facebook Membership Rewards" popup garbage?
1. Citizen X 10 years ago
  
  No idea, but John Podesta would probably click on it.
  1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
    
    *studio audience applause*
Rebel Scum 10 years ago

You'll never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy.
straffinrun 10 years ago

Did I leave the iron on? The door unlocked? I know I'm forgetting something...
*Rockford files U turn* Links!
MoreFreedom 10 years ago

Considering the GOP just voted to increase the debt limit to $29 trillion, sacbee.com/news/politics-government /article125030534.html I'd agree.

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