Friday Funnies: Draining The Swamp

Nate Beeler | 1.6.2017 6:13 AM

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invisible furry hand 9 years ago

That's rather droll. Does the artist actually understand the purpose of Friday Funnies?
1. straffinrun 9 years ago
  
  We want *Bok*!
  1. Will4Freedom 9 years ago
    
    Who, there. Let's not be hasty.
    1. Will4Freedom 9 years ago
      
      ... missing a... should be whoa.
      1. dantheserene 9 years ago
        
        Yes, yes...missing a "what"?
    2. Fizban 9 years ago
      
      Gimmee an A!
      1. ScareCroWoodChippeRepair 9 years ago
        
        A!
      2. ScareCroWoodChippeRepair 9 years ago
        
        I'm surprised Rufus hasn't responded with the appropriate Canadian pun.
  2. Swiss Servator 9 years ago
    
    Bok?!
    
    PAYNE!!!!
    1. EDG reppin LBC 9 years ago
      
      Chief?
      
      McCloud!!
2. Pompey: Ho Class Mothersmucker 9 years ago
  
  Hater!
3. Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago
  
  Don't even get me started about how, once again, Reason is stealing my material.
  1. Suthenboy 9 years ago
    
    I remembered that and that was the first thing that popped in my head.
    1. Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago
      
      WHERE'S MY HAT TIP?
  2. Cyto 9 years ago
    
    I looked for the video of Gilbert Gottfried on the Comedy Central Roast going "Ice T stole my bit!" but it appears that Viacom took it down everywhere, even on Gilbert's channel.
    
    So just do his voice in your head...
Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago

Capitol Hill? More like capital swill. Am I right, everybody?
1. Trigger Hippie 9 years ago
  
  I thought capital swill was Old Milwaukee's Best.
2. Pompey: Ho Class Mothersmucker 9 years ago
  
  Needs more Block Insane Yomomma.
  1. Citizen X 9 years ago
    
    Nobody needs more Block Insane Yomomma.
  2. EDG reppin LBC 9 years ago
    
    Technically, that would be crapital swill.
    1. Marshall Gill 9 years ago
      
      "It's a crap"
      
      /Admiral Akbar
Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago

For the second thing they might want to plumb up that dome.
1. db 9 years ago
  
  The Government Teat swells with its bounty, ready to dispense its sweet ichor to the masses.
Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago

What do you call that first act? The Aristocrats!
SugarFree 9 years ago

What building is that? What is the water supposed to be? What are the tall dark lines?

Needs more labels.
1. Citizen X 9 years ago
  
  Don't even get me started on the alligators.
Princess Trigger 9 years ago

Swamp Thing likes boobies.
https://goo.gl/ETVHYp
1. Citizen X 9 years ago
  
  https://goo.gl/ETVHYp ? this goo.gl shortlink has been disabled. It was found to be violating our Terms of Service. Click here and here for more information about our terms and policies respectively.
db 9 years ago

What the FUCK is with this "Facebook Membership Rewards" popup garbage?
1. Citizen X 9 years ago
  
  No idea, but John Podesta would probably click on it.
  1. Swiss Servator 9 years ago
    
    *studio audience applause*
Rebel Scum 9 years ago

You'll never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy.
straffinrun 9 years ago

Did I leave the iron on? The door unlocked? I know I'm forgetting something...
*Rockford files U turn* Links!
MoreFreedom 9 years ago

Considering the GOP just voted to increase the debt limit to $29 trillion, sacbee.com/news/politics-government /article125030534.html I'd agree.

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