Friday Funnies: Republicans on Walls

Chip Bok—Creators Syndicate

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Wait, so Hillary wants a wall, too?

[WTF]

Only if Pena Nieto buys it for her.

[AdamJ]

He should buy her some shoulders, am I right?

[WTF]

Transplant tissue from the cankles.

[Swiss Servator]

What about Augie Nieto?

[MorganClark]

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[plusafdotcom]

Morgan…
http://www.plusaf.com/homepage…..o-give.jpg

[Pay up, Palin's Buttplug!]

The difference is Clinton wants a wall to keep people in.

[WTF]

Even MOAR LABELZ wouldn’t save this one, it is perfect in its awfulness.

*SLAP!*

[straffinrun]

*Slap*

The US is getting sammiched between dreamboat leaders. Needz a wall to keep us from invading and leg humping these hunks.

[Rich]

*slap!*

I’m trying to figure out the significance of the lower-case “e” in each statement.

[AdamJ]

Truly an awfully terrible cartoon

[MetalBard]

Reason can’t tell the difference between a wall designed to keep people in, and a wall designed to keep people out.

I’m now starting to think Warty’s rape dungeon might be the result of just a a big misunderstanding.

[WTF]

Reminds me of this:

“To say that the CIA and the KGB engage in similar practices is the equivalent of saying that the man who pushes an old lady into the path of a hurtling bus is not to be distinguished from the man who pushes an old lady out of the path of a hurtling bus: on the grounds that, after all, in both cases someone is pushing old ladies around.”
– William F. Buckley

Except in this case both parties are building a wall.

[Jerryskids]

Walls have two sides.

Trump has been pretty clear on his intent to keep people like those evil bastards at Carrier from escaping to Mexico with all the jobs they stole from us. Hillary just as much – she’s been pretty clear on her intent to re-capture those evil bastards at Apple and Google and Microsoft who stole all our money and escaped to the Cayman Islands with it.

[Suthenboy]

Trump’s plan to keep American companies from leaving involves reducing taxes and cutting regulations. Clinton’s approach is to raise taxes and fine companies that try to leave.

One is an incentive while the other is a threat…so exactly the same.

[WTF]

That William F. Buckley quote applies to so many things.

[Ted S.]

What about a M?bius wall?

[Nick W B]

So you are telling me you can’t understand that there are people on the other side of the wall?

If from the US perspective its keeping people out, from the Mexico perspective its keeping people in. Same thing, as long as you have a rudimentary understanding of empathy.

[Marc St. Stephen]

… except that it’s not Mexico’s government trying to keep people in; and last I checked, the US is not trying to keep people in Mexico from leaving Mexico to the open ocean or the borders to other countries on the Central American side.

[AdamJ]

Mick Jagger has seen better days. moving to the suit was a good move for him though, especially when discussing foreign policy matters.

[Swiss Servator]

*polite applause*

[PurityDiluting]

I thought the Conservative Book Club poll ‘Who Will Win in November?’ that appears below the wall cartoon was one of the Friday Funnies.

[Bob Armstrong]

Elect Johnson=Weld .