Friday Funnies: Vote Your Conscience

Chip Bok | Creators Syndicate

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[Fist of Etiquette]

I knew the GOP was anti-science, but anti-conscience?

Also, are those ears or cheekbones? Zombie Chris Farley is really fucked up.

[straffinrun]

I feel your pain. Not much to work with on this one.

[Swiss Servator]

That is one ugly broad in that there cartoon.

[Curt]

Sprouting Devil Horns!!! \m/

I think the whole cartoon is just an excuse to call us assholes with the Mediterranean and middle-eastern interpretation of that hand gesture.

[Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ)]

Caption should read: "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo"
......
Booooo! Bad illustration!! Booo!!!

[Libertarian]

I don't envy comedians or cartoonists when it comes to Trump. When your subject matter's baseline is farce, irony, and idiocracy, where are you supposed to start? Where's the tension, where's the unexpected on which humor is based?

It's not Bok's fault that the funniest thing I'm looking at right now is the ad on the right side of my screen where a man who claims to be worth $10 billion is asking me to donate money to him, and the illustration is him holding his hand over his heart (so sincerely), sooooo sincerely folks) while a young daughter hugs her khaki clad father/soldier. Now THAT's funny.

[ant1sthenes]

Gozer: Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the POTUS has come! Choose and perish!
Stantz: What do you mean, choose? We don't understand!
Gozer: Choose! Choose the form of the POTUS!
Venkman: Oh, I get it. Real cute! [to the others] Whatever we think of? if we think of J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will become president and destroy us, okay? So empty your heads, don't think of anything. We've only got one shot at this.
Gozer: The choice is made!
Venkman: Whoa! Hold on!
Gozer: The POTUS has come!
Venkman: Nobody "choosed" anything! Did you choose anything?
Spengler: No.
Venkman: Did you?
Zeddemore: My mind is totally blank.
Venkman: I didn't choose anything!
Stantz: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
Venkman: What? What "just popped in there"?
Stantz: I- I- I watched The Apprentice last night...

[WTF]

Nice

[Wizard4169]

Cross the streams! I don't care if it does blow up the universe, it's still better than four years of Trump or Hillary.

[WTF]

Why is Hillary wearing a tie?

[AdamJ]

I thought it resembled Hillary too. We'll just assume that was on purpose and go on to have a happy Friday.

[Wizard4169]

Once you've seen that photo-merge of the two of them a few times, it gets really hard to tell the difference.

[Curt]

that is the exact same comment that I came here to post. Dammit.

[jjjjj]

Who is that person?
Where is he at?

You need LABELS ON EVERYTHING,mister political cartoonist.

[Cynical Asshole]

I can't tell if that's Trump or Hillary. Although I suppose it does apply equally to both.

MOAR LABELZ!

[Crackers Boy]

Did nobody else do the *SLAP*? I've never done it before. Am I doing it right?

CB

[[OMITTED]]

My favorite part of this, is the implication of replacing his red tie with a blue one.