Disgruntled Bernie Sanders Supporters Planning "Fart-In" at Democratic National Convention
The spirit of Saul Alinsky may be heard (and smelled) in Philadelphia.


Bernie Sanders may have ended his revolution yesterday when he formally endorsed Hillary Clinton for president and urged his supporters to vote for the former secretary of state in November. But some of his most hardcore backers do not intend go quietly.
In fact, Steven Nelson reports at U.S. News and World Report that certain Sanderistas intend to stage a "fart-in" to protest Clinton's nomination at Philadelphia's Wells Fargo Center, which will host the Democratic National Convention in late July.
The Poor People's Economic Human Rights Campaign has reportedly been collecting a wide variety of donated canned and dried beans in its Philadelphia office, with the intention of feeding the flatulence-inducing vegetables to willing Bernie Sanders supporters before they enter the convention hall. Organizers of the "fart-in" won't provide the names of those delegates who have pledged to participate, but they have indicated that at least "a bunch" are inclined to make their gaseous protest heard.
U.S News reports:
Dr. Walter Tsou, a leader with the Philadelphia branch of Physicians for Social Responsibility and a former Philadelphia health commissioner who strongly supports single-payer health insurance, is helping promote the cause.
"The fart-in is to raise attention about things that really stink in our society and one of them is our health care financing system," he says. "People are making a lot of platitudes about how great the Affordable Care Act is, but there are a lot of gaps."
Tsou, a former president of the American Public Health Association, also is helping promote protests on the first day of the DNC and says he will eat beans in solidarity with "fart-in" participants, though he says he won't be entering the convention hall.
The act of social justice flatulence protest appears to be inspired by the late Saul Alinsky, a leftist community organizer, boogeyman to the right-wing, and author of Rules for Radicals: A Pragmatic Primer for Realistic Radicals. In a 1972 interview with Playboy, Alinksy talked about his never-realized plan to stage a "flatulent blitzkrieg on [Rochester's] sacred symphony orchestra":
Another idea I had that almost came to fruition was directed at the Rochester Philharmonic, which was the establishment's — and Kodak's — cultural jewel. I suggested we pick a night when the music would be relatively quiet and buy 100 seats. The 100 blacks scheduled to attend the concert would then be treated to a preshow banquet in the community consisting of nothing but huge portions of baked beans. Can you imagine the inevitable consequences within the symphony hall? The concert would be over before the first movement — another Freudian slip — and Rochester would be immortalized as the site of the world's first fart-in.
In that interview, Alinsky dismissed the interviewers question that a "fart-in" could be perceived as "juvenile and frivolous." Alinsky asked, "What oppressed person doesn't want, literally or figuratively, to shit on his oppressors?"
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"The Poor People's Economic Human Rights Campaign has reportedly been collecting a wide variety of donated canned and dried beans in its Philadelphia office, with the intention of feeding"
the poor?
No, silly, "feeding the flatulence-inducing vegetables to willing Bernie Sanders supporters before they enter the convention hall."
Two-thirds of Venezuela is literally starving, and these alleged voices of "poor people" want to advocate for similar policies.
A group supposedly dedicated to helping the poor gathers food which could feed the poor and decides to play with the food in the grossest possible way instead.
the grossest possible way
You have clearly not read much of SugarFree's writing.
The poor, striving daily to make themselves poorer. Makes one ponder why they are poor to start with.
Do not the poor also fart?
What makes you jump to the conclusion that no poor will be fed?
Well, a Bernie supporter told me that some Sanders delegates are raising money over the Internet so they can go to the convention, so maybe they're poor.
The Poor People's Economic Human Rights Campaign
So, the "fart-in" is being staged by PPEHRC? Seems appropriate.
As I said yesterday, I'm available on a contract basis. I'll give a steep discount because I sympathize.
Time to go get started. 2 Sausage McMuffins.
2 sausage mc muffins, 12 ounces of hummus, braised cabbage, red beans with andouille, a Big Mac, three pints of Guiness, and a 20 ounce coffee from a gas station somewhere on the outskirts of Dayton, OH. It will be a nuclear blast of flatulence.
Now you're making terroristic threats.
Need to add some extra fermented kimchee to take it to that level.
You noticed the beer and cabbage thing too, huh?
Each is fine on its own, but when you mix them, it's like an 8th grade science project.
I've noticed that as well. Beano barely makes a dent in the output, incidentally.
Beano has never worked for me. I just add epazote to my beans.
Add some broccoli and that will be weapons grade fartonium.
I hope those Bernie supporters "enjoy" it.
http://youtu.be/ouiEIs5K2gg
I'm sure they will.
these are the people we put in control of enormous bureaucracies. smdh
Beans aren't even the best option. So inefficient.
They're in Philly. I imagine a proper cheesesteak would do the trick.
Meat farts require a LOT of meat. Over a pound in one sitting. It's a lot of work, but dammit, I'll try.
+1 steak wrapped in bacon, mmkay
Dried apricots give you the most fraaappp for your buck.
Anything with sugar alcohols, like breath mints. They'll produce roughly 1000 times their own volume in farts.
Interesting. I se an experiment in my near future.
My little brother ate a whole container of Certs when he was 13.
Massive, earth shattering farts every 5-10 seconds. My mom made him sleep outside.
So...Mentos aren't really "The Freshmaker!"?
You've seen what they do to a bottle of Diet Coke. Imagine that in your colon.
go on...
My colon isn't carbonated.
I hope
I thought mentos reacted with the aspartame.
It's actually just the carbonated water. It'll do the same thing with seltzer. Once you add sugar (a al regular coca cola), it changes the properties enough that you don't get a very violent reaction.
In Tsou's case he is only in charge of the trade association for those public health bureaucrats. This also means he probably wasn't very good at being a doctor otherwise he'd be practicing or directing an organization which actually provides health care.
"Reason will be on-hand at the DNC, and will be sure to report on any noxious demonstrations against the Clinton nomination."
Who drew the short straw? Probably some poor intern.
At least bring a gas mask.
Excellent picture + alt text, by the way.
What's the text? It doesn't show on my phone?
Bernie in a "what did you say?" pose. Text is "Hear something, smell something, say something."
I guess now we know who Terrence and Philip are endorsing for president.
Say what you will about Trump lowering the quality of public discourse, but at least he isn't turning politics into a big fart joke.
That gasmoment passed long ago, Eddie.
Keep it classy, Berntards.
Feel the rectal Bern!
No sugarless gummi bears.
They want to fart, not shit out their digestive tract.
But I want that for them!
Sharts for every one!
Crunchy, cruciferous farts?
My thoughts and prayers are with you.
The DNC sounds like it's going to be the perfect example of the dysfunctional state of things under the control of a socialist entity. Airport workers striking, flatulent protesters. If you want to see where the USA is headed under a Democrat majority, watch this.
Be fair - under a (L)ibertarian government there'd be be plenty of scatological humor also.
Difference being we would be making fart jokes while building gleaming skyscrapers that honor the greatness of the human spirit.
Even though Benjamin Franklin himself posed the problem over two centuries ago, scientists haven't come up with a way to make farts smell like sweet perfume.
The worst farts I ever had were from brussels sprouts.
I thought they would never end.
I had some curried cabbage the other night. Delicious, but my wife very nearly made me sleep outside.
The brussel sprouts must have been eating cabbage
Brussels sprouts make my pee smell, but not my farts.
Asparagus pee is toxic within minutes after eating it -- how the fuck does that even work?
Asparagusic Acid.
So hippies have given up on music and turned to flatulence as a vehicle for social change?
At least it's something they're good at.
Usually the stupid is coming out of their mouths instead of their ass holes.
Flatulence is a kind of music.
It sounds better than Coldplay.
Instead of clouds of pot smoke they sit in a cloud of ass.
There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody smell what's going down
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people farting their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind
It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody smell what's going down
What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people farting in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side
It's s time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody smell what's going down
Nice.
Oh a Mighty Wind's a blowing
It's kicking up the sand
It's blowing out a message
To every woman, child and man
Yes a Might Wind's a blowing
'Cross the land and 'cross the sea
It's blowing peace and freedom
It's blowing you and me
That was a great movie! And song.
I'm honestly having trouble thinking of a better way than a fart-in to demonstrate the tragedy of the commons.
The only way it could get more apropos is if the DNC tried to pass reasonable rectal control measures and a ban on assault beans.
Plus a limit of ten beans per serving (how many beans does it really take to kill a deer anyway?), and mandatory background checks for bean purchasers.
From now on, a bowl of beans will contain no more than 239 beans. Any more would be too farty.
Damn, America. What crawled up your ass and died?
Speak to me, O Toothless One.
Ew.
A futile and useless gesture that won't do shit.
I'm sure it will do some shit.
Dammit!
"that won't do shit"
Well, it just might do that...
I only shit on well compensated prostitutes. ENB approved.
Actually, most normal adults just want their oppressors to go away and quit oppressing them. NTTATW your and Alinsky's scheisse fetish.
It's not a fetish if it's my true calling.
About the level of discourse I would expect from pseudo commie shitstains.
They'll need plenty of jalape?os in those beans so they can feel the Bern at the fart-in!
Here Bernietards sit, all broken hearted....
...donated millions to win, and only farted?
Oh poor Alinksy, being oppressed by an orchestra. So sad.
He didn't even have the brains to pick a night when Wagner was going to be played.
It starts with donated beans. Next time the beans will be confiscated.
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Falafel farts.
How is this any different from their usual talking out of their ass?
They're not pretending anymore.
You have to be very careful teaching your asshole to talk.
I think it's pretty awesome. If the DNC can't take the political process seriously and nominate someone with a moral compass, then why should the Bernie supporters take it seriously?
Plus, farting is fun and awesome.
They should load those beans with semi-cooked onions, too.
Yes. All protests should involve farting.
We love to fart
Loud and long and clear
We love to fart
So everybody can hear
The more you fart
The more you fill with glee
And the more the glee
The more we're a merrier we
Bean, beans the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
Let's eat beans for every meal!
If they wanted to stink up the convention hall, they could have just followed Bernie's teachings and donated all their deodorant to feed starving children.
"Reason will be on-hand at the DNC, and will be sure to report on any noxious demonstrations against the Clinton nomination. cheering loudly and furiously sending social signals. FIFY
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I hope this happens. Then the DNC will smell like the halls of American public schools and other government buildings.
All will be in blissful harmony then right?
And Tony and Butt Plug will be there arguing with people's asses.
Do these fartknockers not realize that methane is a greenhouse gas 4x more potent than CO2? I hope they get arrested for crimes against the climate, oh and the democrats should also put their money where their asses are and turn off the A/C in the convention hall.
Dumb question: Why does the URL for the article refer to a "far-tin"? Just noticed that, and it's really bugging me.
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