Friday Funnies: Trump Speaks to the Press

Chip Bok | 6.17.2016 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago

Maybe it's because you felt sorry for him for that tumor growing out of the back of his head. Or maybe you want someone around to tell the story of your apparent transitioning.
1. WTF 9 years ago
  
  You should feel sorry for him, that tumor looks like a little penis.
  1. Rich 9 years ago
    
    It is ... disturbing.
    1. invisible furry hand 9 years ago
      
      Between that, his tonsure, and his unhinged expression, his life truly is a vale of sorrows
  2. MichaelL 9 years ago
    
    It's his other ear!
2. Doctor Whom 9 years ago
  
  It looks as though Bok tried to draw him with cat ears, although under the circumstances, a cat would be positioning its ears horizontally.
Will4Freedom 9 years ago

Even Trump plays the great Reason quiz game.

Ok, I'll take a shot. He's the waiter?
WTF 9 years ago

Why is Hillary Clinton wearing a suit and tie? Did she run out of Mao outfits? And why is she at Trump's podium?

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!

*SLAP!*
1. Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ) 9 years ago
  
  slap?
2. straffinrun 9 years ago
  
  *Slaps up and down*
  1. Rich 9 years ago
    
    *slap!*
    1. Lee G 9 years ago
      
      *SLAP! POW!*
3. invisible furry hand 9 years ago
  
  *slap!*
4. Rhywun 9 years ago
  
  Fap! Er, slap!
Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ) 9 years ago

Why it's Chris Matthews wearing an xtreme pompadour after kissing a wasp's best, whilst standing at a Trump podium? *slap*
1. WTF 9 years ago
  
  Best what? Kissing a wasp's best what?!
  1. Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ) 9 years ago
    
    All I have at this point is a deflating balloon sound, but that isn't even one of those good high-pitched deflation like plleeewwwwwww. Just a basic birthday party balloon going paahhhhhh.
2. Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ) 9 years ago
  
  NEST! *throws a chair 1 foot in a rage, CHAIR BOUNCES back and hits me*
straffinrun 9 years ago

Pains me, but fantastic work on the hair.
Will4Freedom 9 years ago

Did Trump lose his upper dentures in a fit of rage?
UnCivilServant 9 years ago

I don't get it.
Libertarian 9 years ago

Why is Dylan Matthews sitting there? He works for Vox, not the press!

http://www.mediaite.com/online.....ying-guns/
1. Lee G 9 years ago
  
  That is an unattractive man.
  1. Libertarian 9 years ago
    
    Man!?!? I thought Dylan was a girl's name.
    1. UnCivilServant 9 years ago
      
      Not anywhere I've been.
    2. Doctor Whom 9 years ago
      
      This Dylan might not have completely agreed.
      1. Libertarian 9 years ago
        
        I thought that guy was Robert Zimmerman.
2. Rhywun 9 years ago
  
  Oh dear god not that again, before coffee even.
3. Get To Da Chippah 9 years ago
  
  Looks to me like Dylan hasn't had the One Ring for very long, but it's definitely working its malevolent influence upon him.
  1. Rhywun 9 years ago
    
    "Progresssssivvvve!"
4. The Brakeless MAGA Train 9 years ago
  
  I like how the only way he ceded ground is when it was pointed out that the beloved Mohammedans might be affected. Why proggies continue to place a religion that hates gays and women on top of the progressive stack, I'll never know.
Ted S. 9 years ago

Where's the chair for Reason?
1. UnCivilServant 9 years ago
  
  Silly Ted reason doesn't go to these things, they just pontificate on what other 'reporters' say about these things.
The Brakeless MAGA Train 9 years ago

anywho, fuck WaPo and all of those other pants-shitting outlets. Live by the access, die by the access.
Azathoth!! 9 years ago

So....is Bok trying to call attention to the fact that the media is nothing but a gaggle of lefty shills........? Needz moar labbles

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