Friday Funnies: 2 Libertarian Weirdos

Henry Payne | 6.10.2016 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Why is, oh, hell, I don't know, Dan Patrick sitting between Chris Farley and Amy Poehler, along with... fuck it, I give up. Not bad, Payne.
B. Woodrow Chippenhaus 10 years ago

I tried not to, but I laughed.
Groovus Maximus 10 years ago

Hillochio.... Huma approves.
1. Libertarian 10 years ago
  
  Perhaps "Hildo" would be more accurate.
  1. Groovus Maximus 10 years ago
    
    *barf*
    1. straffinrun 10 years ago
      
      *Barf*
      1. The Other Libertarian 10 years ago
        
        All this vomit....did Bernie, 'pull out' again?
  2. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
    
    *projectile vomit*
    1. Groovus Maximus 10 years ago
      
      There's more where that came from when your Fridge Horror kicks in and you realise who is Geppetto. Or, Geppetta...
Adans smith 10 years ago

It's sad,sad,sad world.But,very funny.
Libertarian 10 years ago

"Braveheart" screenwriter Randall Wallace says he's working with Mel Gibson on a follow-up to "The Passion of the Christ."

To be called, "Easter parade"?
1. Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ) 10 years ago
  
  I am really glad Apocalypto was produced.
AdamJ 10 years ago

Not sure why Trump is so fat, but I approve of this Liberty taken.
1. Libertarian 10 years ago
  
  With either of the frontrunners winning in November, I foresee a lot of liberty being taken.
  1. Groovus Maximus 10 years ago
    
    With Hillocchio's proboscis, "...liberty being taken," presents a whole new shaft full of unpleasant.
    1. Libertarian 10 years ago
      
      Friend: "Hi, Huma."
      
      Huma: "Hello."
      
      Friend: "Oh my gosh. Is that a baby-bump I see on you?"
      
      Huma: "Goodness, no. Hillary sneezed."
      1. Groovus Maximus 10 years ago
        
        That's *nothing* compared to what's in store for the electorate after the election and the obligatory, "Bend Over & Grab Cankles," bit.
      2. Cynical Asshole 10 years ago
        
        I'm ashamed at how hard I laughed at that.
straffinrun 10 years ago

Tell Hillary her shoes are untied and she may fine her server was penetrated.
Suthenboy 10 years ago

Just being open to the possibility of gun control makes one NOT a libertarian.

Not sure I can handle any nut punches today. I am going to go shovel gravel in my driveway.
1. straffinrun 10 years ago
  
  That is a lovely euphemism.
2. Libertarian 10 years ago
  
  Jesus, it's the 21st century. The south hasn't paved all its driveways yet?
  1. Cynical Asshole 10 years ago
    
    Check your concrete privilege.
Drave Robber 10 years ago

What is that water vole doing on Trump's head?

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