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Election 2014

Friday Funnies: 2 Libertarian Weirdos

Henry Payne | 6.10.2016 7:00 AM

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Election 2014Libertarian PartyGary JohnsonBill WeldHillary ClintonDonald Trump
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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Why is, oh, hell, I don't know, Dan Patrick sitting between Chris Farley and Amy Poehler, along with... fuck it, I give up. Not bad, Payne.

  2. B. Woodrow Chippenhaus   10 years ago

    I tried not to, but I laughed.

  3. Groovus Maximus   10 years ago

    Hillochio.... Huma approves.

    1. Libertarian   10 years ago

      Perhaps "Hildo" would be more accurate.

      1. Groovus Maximus   10 years ago

        *barf*

        1. straffinrun   10 years ago

          *Barf*

          1. The Other Libertarian   10 years ago

            All this vomit....did Bernie, 'pull out' again?

      2. Swiss Servator   10 years ago

        *projectile vomit*

        1. Groovus Maximus   10 years ago

          There's more where that came from when your Fridge Horror kicks in and you realise who is Geppetto. Or, Geppetta...

  4. Adans smith   10 years ago

    It's sad,sad,sad world.But,very funny.

  5. Libertarian   10 years ago

    "Braveheart" screenwriter Randall Wallace says he's working with Mel Gibson on a follow-up to "The Passion of the Christ."

    To be called, "Easter parade"?

    1. Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ)   10 years ago

      I am really glad Apocalypto was produced.

  6. AdamJ   10 years ago

    Not sure why Trump is so fat, but I approve of this Liberty taken.

    1. Libertarian   10 years ago

      With either of the frontrunners winning in November, I foresee a lot of liberty being taken.

      1. Groovus Maximus   10 years ago

        With Hillocchio's proboscis, "...liberty being taken," presents a whole new shaft full of unpleasant.

        1. Libertarian   10 years ago

          Friend: "Hi, Huma."

          Huma: "Hello."

          Friend: "Oh my gosh. Is that a baby-bump I see on you?"

          Huma: "Goodness, no. Hillary sneezed."

          1. Groovus Maximus   10 years ago

            That's *nothing* compared to what's in store for the electorate after the election and the obligatory, "Bend Over & Grab Cankles," bit.

          2. Cynical Asshole   10 years ago

            I'm ashamed at how hard I laughed at that.

  7. straffinrun   10 years ago

    Tell Hillary her shoes are untied and she may fine her server was penetrated.

  8. Suthenboy   10 years ago

    Just being open to the possibility of gun control makes one NOT a libertarian.

    Not sure I can handle any nut punches today. I am going to go shovel gravel in my driveway.

    1. straffinrun   10 years ago

      That is a lovely euphemism.

    2. Libertarian   10 years ago

      Jesus, it's the 21st century. The south hasn't paved all its driveways yet?

      1. Cynical Asshole   10 years ago

        Check your concrete privilege.

  9. Drave Robber   10 years ago

    What is that water vole doing on Trump's head?

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