According to her obituary in The Richmond Times-Dispatch, 68-year-old Mary Anne Noland cashed in her chips because of the nauseating lack of real choices in Election 2016:
Faced with the prospect of voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton…Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God.
I fully understand her pain and appreciate her conviction, but lest ye despair too, kind reader, remember that there is absolutely no reason to panic over politics. And, as important, there are fare more choices out there than either Team Red and Team Blue. I have never voted for a winning candidate in a presidential or congressional election, and I doubt that's going to change this time around. But it doesn't mean there's nothing left to live for:
Richmond Times-Dispatch
I fully expect to vote Libertarian in 2016, whether the party's candidate is bath-salt-snorting computer-virus-killing businessman John McAfee or (once again) Gary Johnson or even former Fox Business producer Austin Petersen. None is perfect as far as I'm concerned, but they're close enough for government work.
I'm open to voting for a major-party candidate the minute either offers up either a person or a platform that comes close to conforming to my beliefs in "free minds and free markets" and social liberalism and fiscal conservatism. But until then, I'll "cope" being outside the "familiar binaries of the two-party system" the best way I know how: By trying to change it, so that either we have more parties that allow more of us to express ourselves by voting for policies and people we actually believe in, or shrinking politics to a smaller and smaller part of our lives so that we have more time to enjoy all the different flavors of Astroglide and deodorant and Ben & Jerry's that are out there waiting for us to sample.
There ain't no party like a third party. Except for a fourth, fifth, or even sixth party. No apologies—much less coping—necessary.
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I would hope that she wrote that in advance. Had someone else injected it into her obituary, it would have been extremely tacky. For those of you not from the South, being tacky is the greatest social sin.
She could have said "I'd rather die that for Clinton or Trump!" shortly before she died and one of her relatives decided to include that in the obituary.
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So... did this dumb broad actually commit suicide over the prospect of a President Hillold Trumpton, or did the writer of the obituary choose to use her obituary as an opportunity to jump up on their political soap box? Either way, get a grip, people, for fuck's sake!
She's dead, yet at age 68 she was younger than any of the 3 remaining presidential candidates. I think the VP picks this year will be more important than ever.
Especially since Trump's going to quit once he realizes what a shit job President is, and that he can't just nuke somebody because they pissed him off.
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The problem, as I understand it, is that there just isn't any more money (legally) available for these subsidies.
Tough shit. That's what happens when you do a deal with the government. If they don't appropriate for it, you're screwed.
Wait until they get around to altering it. You'll wish they'd stop.
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The first comment is off topic? Perhaps it's time for a Reason forum.
Trump IS off topic.
I expect a plethora of tasteful and sympathetic comments.
My thoughts and prayers are with you.
Oh, bravo, Mary Anne. Very well done.
Did you just do what I think you did?
She's an hero. /too soon
Gary Johnson should tag Kennedy as his running mate.
Bless her heart but that's a bit dramatic. Most people don't vote, I have to assume a few of them have full lives.
Unless she wrote her own obituary in advance, I suspect someone else was using her death to make their own political statement.
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I would hope that she wrote that in advance. Had someone else injected it into her obituary, it would have been extremely tacky. For those of you not from the South, being tacky is the greatest social sin.
And everyone will talk about your tackiness behind your back.
I suspect someone else was using her death to make their own political statement.
Which isn't tacky at all.
Option 3:
She could have said "I'd rather die that for Clinton or Trump!" shortly before she died and one of her relatives decided to include that in the obituary.
So wait, did she off herself over American Idol 1.0 or was she on her way out anyway and just decided to get busy dying?
remember that there is absolutely no reason to panic over politics
Venezuelans agree!
Or we are dealing with gallows humor by whoever wrote the obituary?
Most of the Dreaded Mob does not in fact live (or die) for politics.
You wasted your obit, Mary Anne.
I don't think she cares anymore, dude.
If she really did take politics that seriously, I'd say she probably wasted her life too.
Based on some of these comments that seem to think this is to be taken seriously and at face value, I'd say satire is definitely dead.
(holy fuck, people - her family wrote her obit and made a little joke. Christ.)
Based on more than a decade of observation, there's something about the color orange that attracts sufferers of Asperger syndrome.
What do you have against Northern Irish unionists?
You're an ASS BURGER!
/sobs uncontrollably
Maybe. Or maybe she was in Hospice and had time to write her own obit. I look forward to tomorrow's internet for the details.
No need. A quick Google tells you her son wrote the obit, and he wanted to lighten the grief by making a joke.
Thanks.
Huh. MY google search says her husband wrote it with one of their sons.
Yeah it sounded like a joke, probably one they thought she would appreciate, but still a joke.
How many lives will Trump's presidential bid claim? He has a long way to go if he wants to even be within spitting distance of Obama.
On the one hand I can understand trying to lighten the mood, but I'm not sure an obit is the place to crack jokes.
http://www.legacy.com/news/cul.....obituaries
Too bad she wasn't a resident of Chicago - she'd still have a chance to vote in November.
And for years to come.
She was from Richmond, so chances are she's got a couple elections left in her yet.
Because, you know, those were the only two choices.
Gary Johnson must be pretty embarrassed.
$89 an hour! Seriously I don't know why more people haven't tried this, I work two shifts, 2 hours in the day and 2 in the evening?And i get surly a chek of $1260......0 whats awesome is Im working from home so I get more time with my kids.
Here is what i did...
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I have never voted for a winning candidate
Well, good news! Trump sez wur gunna win so much that weer gunna be sick of WINNING. FUCK YEAH *BALD EAGLE SCREAM*
Nothing yet in the comments about the Cleveland Browns? We're really slipping.
So... did this dumb broad actually commit suicide over the prospect of a President Hillold Trumpton, or did the writer of the obituary choose to use her obituary as an opportunity to jump up on their political soap box? Either way, get a grip, people, for fuck's sake!
She's dead, yet at age 68 she was younger than any of the 3 remaining presidential candidates. I think the VP picks this year will be more important than ever.
Especially since Trump's going to quit once he realizes what a shit job President is, and that he can't just nuke somebody because they pissed him off.
Now, coming to the Showbox app, this is another superb app developed for movie lovers who want to get a better experience of watching movies and tv show on a bigger screen with more detailings.
And one of those applications is Showbox apk app. It is one of the best online streaming application for watching Movies and TV Shows. In the starting, this application has been released for only a few of the mobiles and allows users to watch shows online.