TSA Paid $1.4 Million for App that Directs Travelers Left or Right in Lines
Finally, a TSA story about something other crotch-grabbing! #winning

Anyone who has flown in the United States in the past 15 years or so knows the drill: A friendly agent or sub-contractor of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), the demonstrably useless and expensive security-theater troupe created in the wake of the 9/11 attacks, directs you to go right or left at some point.
Recently, TSA started using an iPad or other high-tech gadgets in the process, the better to confound countless numbers of underwear bombers.
Did you know that such procedures are scientifically randomized via a particular "randomizer" program?
As Geek.com reports, the app that helps TSA agents direct us this way of that didn't come cheap. The program itself cost at least $336,413.59 and the overall total for the project was around $1.4 million.
We know this thanks to developer Kevin Burke, who submitted a Freedom of Information Act request asking for details about the app. And if you think paying over $336,000 for an app like this is ridiculous, well, that's just the tip of the iceberg.
The contract for the TSA Randomizer app was won by IBM. The total paid for the project is actually $1.4 million, but the cost is not broken down in the documents Burke received in response to his request. It could be IBM supplied all the iPads and training as well as the app itself. Even so, the cost of the project is crazy. It's an app that is just randomly selects left or right.
Burke pulled the info via Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests and writes
We don't know everything the TSA got for that $1.4 million. They might have just gotten the iPad app; they might have gotten iPads, or work on multiple different apps, including the TSA Randomizer. We only know it's associated with the TSA Randomizer based on the FOIA request that returned this document.
I should mention that the Obama Administration, the "most transparent", has set numerous records for delays in turning over files and refusing to fulfill requests for access, and none of the candidates seem likely to reverse that trend. If you think this is important, consider writing your elected officials and asking them to prioritize this, or making decisions in November based on this.
Hat tip: The crazy, mixed-up, rage-inducing, laff-producing Twitter feed of Mike Hewlett.
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Well this is just insulting...
You shouldn't have made such a big deal out of it yesterday. Reason contributors are spiteful creatures, it is known.
Well, in that case I'm sorry everybody. My bad.
Well we can have them flipping coins all day. Think of the costs in lost change!
CAN"T!!!!!! Damnit Reason! EDIT button stat!
Mourning Lynx?
Right.
Hey. You're not the AM links!
I blame it on Fist... and Nicole.
The Links (both AM and PM) suck ass, so them not appearing is a good thing. Blame me instead.
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*applause*
Well done, sir!
What the flaming fuck, Gillespie!
Hey!
What the flaming fuck, Gillespie!
Now!
I really meant it. From the bottom of my festering black heart.
In the meantime, Trump vs Hillary in the General?
Where's the A. M. links?
And what did you do to the African cell-phone story, you racists?
Some Nigerians stole 'em.
But is it truly random? Or just pseudo-random? One of those shadowy super-genius Muslim terrists might hack the system with an algorithm. #90smovieplot
I assume you're talking about the links being late, and I agree.
I take it the TSA were doing a body cavity search on the morning links and they missed their flight?
Morning links have a way of shutting that down.
The morning links are hung ov...I mean resting.
Well, it's not as if you can expect government employees to know their right from their left. That's totally unreasonable!
AM LINKS NOW!
I've got places to go. People to see. Papers to sign.
Euphemisms
Don't lie Rufus. Canadians don't need to work. We've got Zoolander to take care of us now.
Each time his name comes up I can't flush the thought of James Taylor in my head.
'Carolina on my mind...'
AM links is a state of mind.
Isn't it mostly gonna start with Lord Humungus filling it with random headlines anyway?
"As Geek.com reports, the app that helps TSA agents direct us this way of that didn't come cheap. The program itself cost at least $336,413.59 and the overall total for the project was around $1.4 million."
That may actually be a bargain if the alternative was to hire more TSA agents to randomly direct people left or right--especially if you factor in the cost of training extra TSA agents to randomly point left or right and the cost of their retirement.
NOTHING LEFT TO CUT!
Also, I'm not surprised to see IBM's fingerprints on this. It's only natural that the company known for poorly documented, ridiculously overpriced bloatware garbage become a government contractor.
Anyone who has done any programming knows how absurd this actually is, since this program could be written in minutes. No joke. A randomizer is one of the first programs someone learning to code will write. It's so simple that paying for it is asinine, you could get an intern to do it.
That's the government for you.
You could probably download the code from somewhere for free.
Or flip a coin.
Or just let people get in whatever line seems shortest.
"I'd do it for lunch, by lunch."
A handful of off the shelf ICs and a few more components could do it.
Exactly. To farm out a project like this shows that the people in charge, including everyone in the approval process, don't even understand how simple this is.
That's really all it does? Randomly direct people? I was at least expecting something that would direct people to the fastest line or something.
whoa whoa whoa, then you need to manage an inventory of the sites, and their lines, then interfaces for entering/editing that shit.
we're talking like atleast 8hours here.
Well, there are open questions about whether the development team is racially diverse, whether there are enough women on the development team, whether the development team members have a security clearance, whether the facilities are ADA compliant and have LEED certification, etc., etc.
You have GOT to be shitting me.... I've seen this one for months and I just assumed it was some piece of bloatware that everyone gets when buying an iPad.... Do you mean not only did the dumbshit TSA pay for this, but they paid over a million for it? And it LITERALLY does nothing but flash an arrow pointing one of 2 directions? I am this close to dropping the mike and walking away from this world....
I could give them a similar effect with an Excel spreadsheet and 15 seconds to set it up.
and only charge them half.
There's a free coin flip app they could have used.
On a recent flight we had TSA goombahs directing folks right and left all on their own, they carefully directed all
TSA Prescreen" travellers to the right..... where we queued up in a LONG line, all headed to one check station which was moving VERY slowly. Meanwhile, the non-prescreened travellers were directed left, into two fast moving xray screening lanes. The non-prescreen guys took about half the time we prescreened took. Makes perfect sense. Random would likely have been equally fast. Or was that slow? Who knows, its a gummint job idnit?
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