Friday Funnies: Chris Christie & Donald Trump

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[Will4Freedom]

Yeah... it was Obama... Not the excessive consumption.

[invisible furry hand]

Too many Gov. Christies

[UnCivilServant]

Well, he's clearly very drunk, so the viewer might have imbibed too much (a pre-requisite for ending up in that office with the ambulatory adipose tumor anyway)

[Will4Freedom]

Isn't ONE Gov. Christie too many?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Donald Trump: lap band surgery personified.

[Florida Man]

I don't know what hack he went to, but all the bariatric surgeons I know refuse to put lap bands in because of the high failure rate. A new technique is to put a ballon inside the stomach so it fill the space about 1/3 to 1/2, but the side effect is crippling nausea for a few weeks until you get use to it. Other than that you can get a gastric sleeve or Roux en y bypass for thousands of dollars and painful recovery. Those are the only ways I know to lose weight. Unless you buy into that crazy theory of eat less, move more.

[Pay up, Palin's Buttplug!]

Why the calorie is broken

[Bee Tagger]

His name is Trump, not Thump.

[Swiss Servator]

Thumpin' bumpin' backroom jumpin' sumthin' sumthin' ?

[AlmightyJB]

Are we 5?

[Ska]

I'm not sure. Are we.... black?

[Swiss Servator]

*stands to begin thunderous ovation*

[Will4Freedom]

Actually, if you count Warty, I think there are few more Reasonoids than that. But not many.

[Swiss Servator]

Aren't we all Tulpa socks?

[Will4Freedom]

I'm only about a year into Reason. I missed the Tulpa era, but from I gather it's similar to Tony, AmSoc or PB?

[Feel The Clitdong]

Damn, you may have missed White Indian's reign of retardation.

[Swiss Servator]

+1 gambol

[Mainer2]

Also HERC !

[Florida Man]

I wouldn't say you "missed" it.

[Mainer2]

Tulpa had his own authoritarian flavor, utter deference to the state. Example. Someone was posting on the internet alleged threats to cops using someone's unsecured wi-fi. Police execute a SWAT raid on that house, the wrong house. Tulpa blamed the woman and her daughter who didn't password their wi-fi. They brought it on themselves, you see.

[Swiss Servator]

Oh, and by the way (salutes Almanian) this is awful, therefore perfect...for this miserable site. I hope all of you choke to death on finger sandwiches at a Chris Christie fundraiser.

*slap*

[Rich]

*slap!*

[bacon-magic]

Ouch! *sissy slap back*

[Feel The Clitdong]

THIS COMIC IS LOW-ENERGY! SAD!

[Swiss Servator]

"Please clap*

[Fmontyr]

Good one and it is as logical as any of the other explanations.