Friday Funnies: Chris Christie & Donald Trump

Chip Bok | 3.4.2016 7:00 AM

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Will4Freedom 10 years ago

Yeah... it was Obama... Not the excessive consumption.
invisible furry hand 10 years ago

Too many Gov. Christies
1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  Well, he's clearly very drunk, so the viewer might have imbibed too much (a pre-requisite for ending up in that office with the ambulatory adipose tumor anyway)
2. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
  
  Isn't ONE Gov. Christie too many?
Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Donald Trump: lap band surgery personified.
1. Florida Man 10 years ago
  
  I don't know what hack he went to, but all the bariatric surgeons I know refuse to put lap bands in because of the high failure rate. A new technique is to put a ballon inside the stomach so it fill the space about 1/3 to 1/2, but the side effect is crippling nausea for a few weeks until you get use to it. Other than that you can get a gastric sleeve or Roux en y bypass for thousands of dollars and painful recovery. Those are the only ways I know to lose weight. Unless you buy into that crazy theory of eat less, move more.
  1. Pay up, Palin's Buttplug! 10 years ago
    
    Why the calorie is broken
Bee Tagger 10 years ago

His name is Trump, not Thump.
1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
  
  Thumpin' bumpin' backroom jumpin' sumthin' sumthin' ?
AlmightyJB 10 years ago

Are we 5?
1. Ska 10 years ago
  
  I'm not sure. Are we.... black?
  1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
    
    *stands to begin thunderous ovation*
2. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
  
  Actually, if you count Warty, I think there are few more Reasonoids than that. But not many.
  1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
    
    Aren't we all Tulpa socks?
    1. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
      
      I'm only about a year into Reason. I missed the Tulpa era, but from I gather it's similar to Tony, AmSoc or PB?
      1. Feel The Clitdong 10 years ago
        
        Damn, you may have missed White Indian's reign of retardation.
        
        Swiss Servator 10 years ago
        
        +1 gambol
        
        Mainer2 10 years ago
        
        Also HERC !
      2. Florida Man 10 years ago
        
        I wouldn't say you "missed" it.
      3. Mainer2 10 years ago
        
        Tulpa had his own authoritarian flavor, utter deference to the state. Example. Someone was posting on the internet alleged threats to cops using someone's unsecured wi-fi. Police execute a SWAT raid on that house, the wrong house. Tulpa blamed the woman and her daughter who didn't password their wi-fi. They brought it on themselves, you see.
Swiss Servator 10 years ago

Oh, and by the way (salutes Almanian) this is awful, therefore perfect...for this miserable site. I hope all of you choke to death on finger sandwiches at a Chris Christie fundraiser.

*slap*
1. Rich 10 years ago
  
  *slap!*
  1. bacon-magic 10 years ago
    
    Ouch! *sissy slap back*
Feel The Clitdong 10 years ago

THIS COMIC IS LOW-ENERGY! SAD!
1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
  
  "Please clap*
Fmontyr 10 years ago

Good one and it is as logical as any of the other explanations.

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