Friday Funnies: Paris Climate Agreement

Chip Bok | 12.18.2015 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

"Mr. Climate Change, tear down this wall!"
1. Entelechy 10 years ago
  
  Watch your wallet ?
  
  COP 21 was more like check your head at the door.
  
  http://vvattsupwiththat.blogsp.....imate.html
invisible furry hand 10 years ago

Fapman on the right seems to have the right idea
1. Rich 10 years ago
  
  *fap!* *slap!*
  1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
    
    ewwww
    
    *slap!*
    1. WTF 10 years ago
      
      *SLAP!*
      1. Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 10 years ago
        
        *SLOP!*
        
        oops - sorry
        
        WTF 10 years ago
        
        ewwww
invisible furry hand 10 years ago

Yes, but what does Fapman on the right-hand side think about it?
1. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  He's asleep, apparently.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
    
    He's looking at Alison Brie's goods.
    1. Idle Hands 10 years ago
      
      Alison Brie has sharp cone tits.
2. Crusty Juggler 10 years ago
  
  He needs a haircut and a shave.
  1. Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 10 years ago
    
    Two bits!
    1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
      
      Dammit!
Will4Freedom 10 years ago

How come two of the characters get bubbles around their words and the other guy doesn't? Bok must have been in a rush to publish this masterpiece.

Otherwise, well done sir. Happy Friday!
Galactic Chipper Cdr Lytton 10 years ago

Need moar labels.
Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper 10 years ago

OT: Spot the Not from Derpetologist via Fort Sill !! Since he's in the ARmy, which of these has NOT happened:

1) a drill sgt tried to run him over with a bus
2) Derpy was nicknamed "Mailman"
3) When he got his head shaved, he told the barber, "Just a little off the top"
4) He did 580 pushups in an hour
5) He got paid to watch a Kung Fu movie
6) He spent an hour outside in the wind and sleet with no hat or gloves

The fun's just starting! He also has to do 15 pushups for every letter he gets, so I'm starting a drive at my church....

More to come!
1. WTF 10 years ago
  
  Ima guess 1
2. UnCivilServant 10 years ago
  
  I'm inclined to say #6, as it's been a warm winter where I am so far, but I don't know how Oklahoma's weather has been this year.
3. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
  
  4
  1. Galactic Chipper Cdr Lytton 10 years ago
    
    I'm going with Switzy. 580 in a day, ok. Not in an hour.
    
    Unless he was doing them on his knees without proper form. What's his MOS, again?
4. Illocust 10 years ago
  
  5) definitely 5. Bootcamp is not for fun.
  1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
    
    Reception Center.
    
    When I was at Basic Training in 1985 (granted, during a vast build up) we had a three day wait to get to our actual training battalion...
    1. Galactic Chipper Cdr Lytton 10 years ago
      
      We watched the documentary "In the Army Now" somewhere along the way in basic.
      1. Galactic Chipper Cdr Lytton 10 years ago
        
        Ooh. "Major Payne" too. Almost forgot about that one.
gaijin 10 years ago

Why is Charlie Rose behind a lecturn?
1. Libertarian 10 years ago
  
  Charlie Rose? It looks like a crazed sex poodle to me.
Mongo 10 years ago

Nous sommes tout Bok.
Libertarian 10 years ago

Why aren't the reporters jumping up and down?
1. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
  
  Those are the Non-Liberal reporters. The Liberal reports had their stories written before the summit even started. They KNOW that climate change is real, and only a moron would vote against it.
  1. Gweskoyen 10 years ago
    
    Well, yes, climate change IS real, and only a moron would vote against an agreement. You accidentally spoke the truth.
    1. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
      
      Of course the climate has been changing since the earth formed... no argument there. As for only morons voting against the agreement... I disagree with you and Liberal Reporters mentioned above. There are things in the agreement that are worthy of a NO vote, as they are not in the best interest of our country, nor can they actually do anything to keep the climate from changing.
Gweskoyen 10 years ago

Why would anyone ask what "the global community is speaking with one voice" means? The meaning is very clear, regardless if you agree or not.
Alan@.4 10 years ago

Touche!!!!
Rick Stewart 9 years ago

What happened to the cartoons? Not showing up on my screen ... depressing ...

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