Friday Funnies: No Fly List, No Guns List

Chip Bok | 12.11.2015 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago

Pageboy haircut and goatee? Is that guy on the right some new form of hipster?
1. Will4Freedom 9 years ago
  
  Aw, come on. You know that's not a goatee, but the hair on the other side of the woman's head.
  
  It's like... you don't really think the Nixon looking guy in the middle is blowing snot globs at the TV, do you?
  
  Bok is going all Picasso with his perspective.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago
    
    He sure as heck better duck that arrow with a balloon tied to it coming right at his nose.
  2. egould310 9 years ago
    
    Young Nicon in the middle. Kathy Griffin on the right. Baby Obama is sucking a chrome lollipop.
    
    Awful. Therefore, Michigan sucks.
    
    Happy Friday reasonoids!
    1. Ted S. 9 years ago
      
      He's got a Nicon camera,
      He loves to take a photograph,
      1. Swiss Servator 9 years ago
        
        He's got a gaze that's narrow
        He loves to turn it on Ted
        
        *narrows lens*
2. GILMORE? 9 years ago
  
  "Pageboy haircut and goatee? Is that guy on the right some new form of hipster?"
  
  You mean the Monkee?
invisible furry hand 9 years ago

Who's the ventriloquist's dummy on the left - and where's the ventriloquist?
1. WTF 9 years ago
  
  NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!!11!!!!! Although I will give Bok credit for making Obama's head look like a penis and his ears look like balls.
  
  *SLAP!*
  1. invisible furry hand 9 years ago
    
    *slap!*
    1. straffinrun 9 years ago
      
      *slap*
  2. Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago
    
    It's Bill Cosby. He's doing "Rocket Man" a la Bill Shatner.
2. bacon-magic 9 years ago
  
  George Soros.
Rockabilly 9 years ago

So Obama is an alien after all. I owe my uncle an apology.
1. Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago
  
  Just because he's holding a baby rattle? Plenty of humans do that.
2. Princess Trigger 9 years ago
  
  I keep telling you, he's an alien robot.
  That's why they didn't understand the importance of having a birth certificate. Those manufacturing details are just laser etched under the ball sack.
  1. Swiss Servator 9 years ago
    
    *shudder*
    
    So...what did it say?
    1. Princess Trigger 9 years ago
      
      I'm not going to look, and anyway, it's probably in some non monkey language.
Fist of Etiquette 9 years ago

Is that Will Smith from Men in Black 8? Why is he using his neuralizer on the audience?
1. bacon-magic 9 years ago
  
  He's been doing it for the last 7 years.
straffinrun 9 years ago

Obama's head shaped like a phallus, yet with a mouth like a vagina. I don't get it.
1. Lord Humungus 9 years ago
  
  *rising intonation* why can't it be both?
Will4Freedom 9 years ago

The way Bok draws people is great for a laught, but useless in real live.

Those two guys in the picture could NEVER wear glasses. No way to hold them up! You need a nose and ear somewhat closer to the eyes.
1. AdamJ 9 years ago
  
  He'd have to wear TWO monocles.
Enjoy Every Sandwich 9 years ago

"I was accidentally on a no-fly list once."

Heh, then you're still on it. Oh, they told you they removed you from it? Ha Ha Ha.
gaijin 9 years ago

He's making a list
Checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
1. Swiss Servator 9 years ago
  
  That is not haiku!
  
  He's making a list
  On are the naughty, not nice
  Hellfire gift inbound
  1. gaijin 9 years ago
    
    ^nice cross culture mashup!
    1. Rod Flash 9 years ago
      
      nice cultural mis-appropriation
  2. AFSlade 9 years ago
    
    You win. Very nice.
Drake 9 years ago

Payne has been killing it lately.

http://www.gocomics.com/henrypayne/2015/12/06
1. Swiss Servator 9 years ago
  
  It was Bok's turn in the barrel, here.
2. gaijin 9 years ago
  
  That is excellent...sharing
3. lap83 9 years ago
  
  That's pretty good
Idle Hands 9 years ago

There is a dickhead if I ever saw one.
GILMORE? 9 years ago

I don't get it.
Alan@.4 9 years ago

And who, one wonders is or might be the makers and the keepers of this list? What is their modus operadi is a point of curiosity/interest too.

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