Donate to Reason Right the Hell Now, Because #GivingTuesday, and/or Woodchippers!
This here libertarian nonprofit should fit snugly into your meme

Don't know about you, but my Twitter feed is filled with people acting like #GivingTuesday is this venerable tradition that everybody has known about for years, WHEN THE DAMN MEME WAS CREATED ALL THE WAY BACK IN 2012, and—what's that? Today is Webathon-launch day? Hey everybody! It's #GivingTuesday! Donate to Reason right the hell now!
As Nick Gillespie pointed out in this morning's post, Reason (a magazine established in 1968) is published by The Reason Foundation—a 501(c)(3) nonprofit founded in 1978 that also does public policy research—as a way to provide financial stability to a scrappy operation that was just marvelously winging it there for the first decade. Magazines of political opinion—your National Reviews, your Weekly Standards, your Nations—tend to operate along one of four models: 1) Privately owned by rich person who doesn't care about losing money, 2) privately owned by rich person who thinks this time around we're gonna find that magical opinion-mag profitability unicorn, 3) nonprofit dominated by a single individual; or our model, 4) nonprofit with a diffuse Board of Trustees and donor base. It is our fervent belief that models 1-3 are inherently unstable, depending as they do on the whims of single individuals who can quickly change their minds or sell their stakes, thus leading to the kinds of wild instability we've seen at magazines like The New Republic. By donating a modest $100 today—on #GivingTuesday, dammit!—you are helping ensure that your beloved champion of Free Minds and Free Markets is not going to wake up some day as a vehicle for Trump or Clinton Administration alums to advocate government intervention into the mahjong market.
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When we started doing these Webathons back in the pre-#GivingTuesday era of 2008, part of the motivation was to, how to put this, make sure that those people who were consuming Reason editorial products for several hours a day without necessarily subscribing to the print magazine were made fully aware of their opportunities for tax-deductible support. We were targeting the hard-core commenters on a site that has one of the most robust comments sections in all of opinion magazinedom, is what I'm saying. What we did not know then was how, shall we say, intimate our relationship with y'all would be.
Not just this year, but in 2010-11 we fought our legal damndest in court when certain parties did not take kindly to the rough-and-tumble of the Hit & Run commentariat. Saner minds may have concluded five years ago that enabling opinion-mag comments in a litigious, overly prosecutorial world is simply not worth the added legal costs. BUT WE ARE NOT THOSE SANE MINDS. In prior Webathons, I might play the commenter card on the last day, pointing out that in addition to everything else we let you fling poo at us on television, and that we even somehow midwifed a real-life baby named Reason. But this year, I want to hear those woodchippers soar from Day One.

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Do it for science?
SPARE SOME CHANGE?
Just kidding, Matt. I'll donate when I'm damn good and ready!
I thought Reason was funded by the Koch brothers?
I thought it was powered by a factory that exclusively employs orphans
I think Give me your money is more appropriate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtSiiEgrP8Q
(how do you make the text the link?
"Tuesday, December 2"? Recycling old graphics, eh? Or are calendars now considered unacceptable cultural appropriation?
Thanks. We don't have "dates" here in Libertopia....
You have no idea.
Obviously, your defeatist attitude is projecting a beta vibe. Behave more like a douche!
Why can't I be both?
In Libertopia, you can be all you can be.
Wait, no - that's the Army.
In Libertopia, you HAVE to be a douche. It's right there in the voluntary bylaws....
That was an older Army. Now you are "Army Strong" which varies based on age and sex.
You can, but that seems like too much work. Pick one or the other.
A beta douche? Is that a douche of lower social status, or a douche still in its testing phase?
I can attest to the fact that in San Francisco, being even an imperfect libertarian does not help me get dates....
Fine, reason. You're a solid news source. I don't pay for much content, but I do donate to things I like. Just promise me at least one good look at lobster girl during the webathon, would chip her.
Lucky I'm not an existentialized avatar composed of ones and zeros. I'd haunt the fucking vectorscapes killing every single meme I could find with a sharp tap to their multiheads with a blunt arrangement of sins and cosins. And every one of these goddamn biomimics would be cyclically-enshrined under numeric fields flowing fiercely into infinities behind my binacular hovel.
Make this man a Reason writer! He makes more sense then Sheldon or Shikha...
Jesus Christ, man. Come to your baconic sensibilities. I write like a five year-old on crack.
And your point would be....?
COLUMN FOR AGILE!
I would read that column. Hell, I'd subscribe
And we love you for it. Matter of fact, you remind me of my olden days of tripping merrily through life(over 200 times). So I and possibly all of us can relate.
See, this is well worth the price of admission. If you won't donate to keep the ads rolling at least you can donate to keep AC posting.
I would say that AC has done an admirable job of replacing ? as a commenter.
Way more poetic flourish with AC.
Plus, I'm keeping lines open with AC. I feel that if I ever got the chance to hang out, he'd actually get me laid.
Agile Cyborg does it for doing it, because his brain is overflowing and needs to be dumped, because he fucking wants to!!!!!!!11!11! and you all want to ruin it by GIVING HIM DEADLINES!
"Columnist at Large"
"Columnist Without Portfolio"
"Columnist....when he wants to be"
Agile, does that shit just flow out or do you put thought into it? Either way, impressive. Also, are you a mycelium?
DRINK!
Because I'm a contrarian I'm not donating today. I'll get around to it when I'm good and ready.
STOP HARASSING ME!
You're blowing my mind, Matt.
Which editor though? I'd like to have lunch with Brian Doherty.
I harassed Ronald Bailey in a bar once.
It's not harassment if he liked it.
If he didn't want to be harassed he shouldn't have promoted his book.
I find it's prudent to not harass or otherwise verbally accost reason writers after drinking.
Why? He linked a picture of your baby.
You know what? I want to hear Welch's side of the story.
FWIW, I was a perfect gentleman when I met him. I even got his dad to badmouth him and call him a hippie.
I doubt Matt even remembers a particular instance when a drunken buffoon pushing a baby stroller got a little mouthy.
In my experience, you can yell pretty much anything while pushing a baby stroller and get away with it.
Um, yeah. +1. Well, +a few Manhattans.
I ate some of Matt's birthday cake.
And I think I once made a snippy comment to Root about his facial hair. Or that might have been in my head.
Wait, wait. Which babies were conceived at Reason Weekend? Is that a thing? Why isn't it on the agenda?
Two woodchippers and a wolf sit down to have a vote on lunch....
Oh the woodchippers come out when it's donation time...Reason snake-oil salesman pushing the hard sell.
Actually, when you consider Reasons actions at the time, I wouldn't think that they would want to mention woodchippers. They did instantly roll over when the government threatened, instead of standing up for "Free Minds and Markets", after all.
I just for once want to buy a goddamn Reason calendar with boobs on it. I get motherfucking books, magazines, and serious shit- all of which overflows all the fucking shelves here. No boobs, no bikinis, and assloads of orange. Lovely words can and do fall like rainbow crystals from rusty old buckets after an early morning spring mist so I get this awkward accordion of soul and bluster but... So the fuck it rolls, man. Over and On. On and over.
I like the way you think, except that there are no Libertarian women so where would we get the boobs? A fat dude?
Duh, you hire them with filthre libertarian lucre.
Ahh, right, the caffeine is kicking in. They only need to be women, not Libertarian women.
Clearly, it is time for libertarian men to start getting implants.
Once again:
I would like to suggest that Nick Gillespie make a cover album of Nick Lowe songs as a fundraising tactic. We call it The Jacket On Nick.
How about Nick covers a bunch of "standards" from the likes of Sinatra, Cole (Nat King), Martin, Davis, Jr, etc. etc.
Pic of the Jacket wearing him on the rainy streets of DC after dark on the cover. And we call it:
"Nick At Night"
#WINNING
With Duke Silver on the sax.
"Nick in the Morning" as the extra CD for the deluxe edition, a auzy shot of him in nothing but The Jacket, the unctuous pelt of chest hair on full display... and it's all songs about regret...
"Send in the Clowns....it's got tooooooooo be clowns.....well, maybe next yearrrrrrrr..."
Nick Does Nick
+2
I just got laid off from my job yesterday so I won't be donating and instead will be looking for a gig at Salon writing about how I used to be a libertarian. But seriously, Reason, I need my money for alcohol. Sorry.
Fer reelz, you got laid off?
That sucks. Hope you are reemployed or sucking at the government teat soon.
Good luck!
Thanks. It was just a part-time position and I also have part-time contract work that pays much better, but it still sucks to not have that regular, albeit small paycheck around the holidays.
This is when being an anonymous internet thingy is frustrating, since my platitudes will not help.
But I offer them nonetheless - again, good luck!
Sorry to hear that, Lap. Maybe we should start a donate to Lap campaign? $100 for noodz?
I'm in. Throw in Lady B, and we'll make it $200.
Hope you find something better.
Like Slate?
I'm sure someone will have a position available in their monocle factory.
Anyone?
So, sorry, lap. Hope you find something better soon.
I'd make a great monocle polisher, I keep my shirts very clean. Sometimes the fabric is scratchy but the monocle is just for style, right?
There is this, if you (or pretty much anyone else here who comments) are interested:
http://tinyurl.com/hpouvoe
Pretty good place to work. And Detroit's an interesting place these days. Especially around Wayne State. Safer than Ann Arbor or East Lansing, incidentally.
Ouch, sorry.
Sorry to hear that Lap. What industry were you in?
I was sort of an all-purpose marketing, design, web maintenance person for a small company until it was bought out. To be honest, I hated the marketing side and I think I was severely underpaid so I'm somewhat optimistic I can find something with more emphasis in design and/or dev that pays closer to what I'm getting per hour in my web design contract work.
*tries mightily - but fails - to resist the urge to ask...*
"Monocle polisher" - is that what the kids call it these days?
I'M SORRY! I COULD NOT RESIST!
+1 third eye
Good luck to you. Here's to finding something you love to do!
*raises coffee mug*
lap83, we might have a dev position opening where I work. If you know C#, VB, .NET with SQL (Oracle 11g mostly). You can contact me here* for more info. The group I work with is fairly relaxed, but it is a corporate environment with all the Kafka-esque red tape you would expect in a large company.
*This is a burner email address and I'll keep an eye on it for the next 48 hours.
wow...MS MUCH?
I realize he can't be picky but that stack is down right suicide inducing. Are there even windows in your office?
She
Ouch, awful time to be laid off. Good luck in your future endeavors. I suggest Evan Williams for a less expensive alcohol option.
Thanks everyone
You still owe me the article about me written by LUCY from when I donated $666 dollars a couple years ago.
I'll think about donating again when you make good on that one.
Toddler Reason turns three tomorrow. Liberty turned two on Saturday (as Ohio State was destroying TSUN, Suave!). And Justice is five and a half months old and starting to crawl already.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php ?fbid=1214674538550149 &set=a.478368488847428. 125756.100000228421621&type=3
There's a few spaces in there.
I decided to not be so lazy and link it myself
Facebook tells me you're SugarFree.
You don't want to be NutraSweet, do you, sloopy?
I've killed my FB. I only have an account now so I can comment on ESPN and HuffPo when Bama fans or SJW's need to have their nose tweeked
I fucking despise FB. Too many idiots and too many horror stories about employers dropping the hammer on employees for what they say on social media.
So, I'm putting you down as "Maybe Facebook is OK"
Welcome to the He-Man Facebook Haters Club!
You need two more kids, twins. One names Love, the other Hate. You know, to ghetto it up a little.
Reason Sophia Spicer
Liberty Ordeth Cranberry Spicer
Justice Forall Sloopy Juneteenth Spicer
I think we accomplished "ghettoing it up" already.
The fact that you had three kids in practically as many years was the first sign...
But I won't be satisfied until I see the wife pushing the umbrella stroller with two kids in tow, wearing an Adidas tracksuit.
You may as well tell the Cranberry story. It's a good one.
CPS is on its way.
Oh shit, ok. So Liberty was born on thanksgiving. Two days later, I was at the hospital coming to pick Kara and the baby up. EDG was out at the house watching Reason with his wife and cooking us a thanksgiving dinner in advance of the Michigan game (thanks, brother!). So I get there to pick her up and the nurse is dragging her feet. She said she wanted to discuss the birth certificate form we filled out. I was in an incredible hurry, as the game was set to start in about an hour...and was in no mood to dilly dally. The nurse said she didn't think the name was appropriate "Liberty OrdethOrdeth is bad enough, but naming your child Cranberry is doing them a disservice". It was all I could do to contain myself and I told her I was going to be leaving with my wife and child in five minutes and that it was none of her damn business what I named my child. I told her to have the discharge ready or we were leaving anyway. She still wanted to discuss it and I told her to basically pound sand. The discharge was done and we left five minutes later.
We went to the pharmacy, got a prescription and made it home less than five minutes before kickoff. Dinner was ready, we (Evan and I) got drunk and watched Ohio State win when Michigan failed on a two point conversion at the end of the game. It was a wonderful day.
Cranberry seems like a fine name. And how many people are going to know her middle names anyway (unless you or she wants them to)?
Reminds me of the story of Frank Zappa and his wife naming their son "Dweezil". The nurse thought that was a bad name and refused to put it on the certificate. So instead they listed the names of every male friend and associate they could think of, and that was just fine.
That is so fucking cool.
Lindsay, Maggie and John Alex....we can haz no imajunayshun 🙁
So when Libertarians and others say that the poor should depend on donations for food/shelter/healthcare....
Just kidding Matt. REASON.COM is by far my favorite website and I always send something.
Just not as Alice Bowie :
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I might have to donate, just for the Toddler Reason riffs alone...
Pay? For this?
Sure, I'll donate right after Tony does.
Oh, and Chicago Cop Has to Take Copstache Elsewhere: http://chicago.cbslocal.com/20.....intendent/
That's just awful. Movember is over.
Saying public confidence in the Police Department "has been shaken and eroded" in the wake of the Laquan McDonald controversy, Mayor Rahm Emanuel announced Tuesday that Police Supt. Garry McCarthy is out as the city's top cop.
Suggesting that confidence in the CPD was rock-bottomed and copper-sheathed immediately before this incident...
Why not reason branded chippers?
Even toy chippers?
A woodchipper to go with the Tonka pickup and Playskool ride-on earth mover....yes, yessssss.....
Wouldn't a Reason cocktail dress be a little more practical?
But that would have to be available in multiple sizes, and you run the risk of inventory mismatch. Woodchippers are one-size fits all (except when feeding them)
Come to think of it, I might even be motivated to split with actual cash if there were a branded toy woodchipper in the deal.
OK you bastards, I gave you some money. Sheesh. Why can't people just do stuff for free man? Then we'd be, like, all peaceful and stuff.
And a piece of advice - the monthly contributions? You should set a specific time limit on how long you're going to keep making those charges (and let the donator choose, sy 3/6/12 months). I don't think very many people are going to be comfortable with a donation that goes on indefinitely, until you guys receive a *written notice* to stop.
That's like porn or MMORPG company tactics there.