Friday Funnies: School Discipline

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Zero tolerance for helium huffers.

[straffinrun]

Ok, at least this week you left us with the giant black dildo to work with.

[Marty Comanche]

By the look of the white stuff on the tip, it’s already been worked with.

[Quixote]

It is hard to see the humor in such a cartoon: there is now a very serious risk that certain unsavory individuals who pose a dire threat to society will be allowed to go free?people like the insidious Dead Sea Troll, who intimidated some of our nation’s leading Bible teachers with unwanted criticism and satire until he was silenced by attentive New York prosecutors. If we are forced by public pressure to release some of the drug-dealers, then let us at least increase the penalties for those who plague the academic community with inappropriate “speech” online. See the documentation of America’s leading criminal troll and satire case at:

http://raphaelgolbtrial.wordpress.com/

[Fist of Etiquette]

I don’t work blue.

[straffinrun]

Not even black?

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

Black is the new blue.

[SugarFree]

That’s an African Sjambok whip, you uncultured oaf.

[Rev. Jesse Jackson]

Stop appropriatin’ muh kultur!

[invisible furry hand]

I laughed, but only because the chap on the left reminds me of Monty Python animations

[Will4Freedom]

It kinda looks like Mr. Wilson from the Dennis the Menace comic.

[UnCivilServant]

I don’t buy it. Any cop that old would have put in for their 20-year pension already and retired.

[db]

And taken a sweet paid consulting gig for the next town over while double dipping.

[SusanM]

How’s this for funny?

http://tinyurl.com/nbp6fy8

[Will4Freedom]

I know the ads here at reason may vary by user, but does anyone else see this one?

It’s a big, muscular guy with a black bandanna relaxing in a pool with a couple of bikini girls playing with a beach ball. Another hot babe sitting on the side of the pool drinking a lemonade.

The text to the right looks like like the letters on the ISIS flag. There’s also a circle with a pictures of my wife’s old cat in it. (that sucker was MEAN!).

So what’s the deal, Reason?

[UnCivilServant]

I use Ad Block. I will not suffer the intrusion of ads.

I pay for products I use by *gasp* paying the producers of the product.

[Will4Freedom]

I don’t have much control over my work computer. I’m lucky they haven’t blocked Reason yet. But that’s one weird ad. Wish I knew what they were advertising. “Join us and play in the pool with hot chicks all day, after killing a few capitalist scum”.

[UnCivilServant]

I guess I keep forgetting how lucky I am to be an IT guy and having local admin.

I never did understand advertising. The more someone tries to shill something to me, the less inclined I am to buy it. (Even if I would have been inclined to buy it to start with). Since I have spent a good deal of effort getting away from adverts, this last manifested back when Dragon Age was coming out. The TV spots made me scowl and turn my back on it. On a title I would have probably pre-ordered, I ended up not buying for six months to a year after release. By that time, the contempt at being shilled to wore off. It is soundly in the “I played the hell out of it” category

[Notorious UGCC]

So, basically, you’re like the lady in this poem.

[UnCivilServant]

Verse hurts the brain. What was it saying in prose?

[Notorious UGCC]

Woman solemnly swears she’ll never marry the guy.

But she does.

[UnCivilServant]

I said “Less inclined” and with time for the negative impressions of the shills to fade and the word of mouth reports to filter in, opinion can be changed. But without the adverts I would have bought sooner than I did with them.

[Notorious UGCC]

I’m just messing with you, I get your point, and I don’t like most ads, either.

Though not with the heat of 1,000 suns as you do.

[The Hyperbole]

Paused ad block, got- razors , leather jackets, and woodworking equipment. I am one manly Mo-Fo.

[Pompey]

Are you using more mescaline than normal?

[Zeb]

I don’t think I’ve seen that one. For some reason I keep getting ads for a vitamin that apparently makes attractive women work on cars in their underwear.

[toolkien]

No, just getting the regular ads for candy, Dora DVD’s, wine, rope, shovels, and quicklime.

[cavalier973]

OT: Women are liars.

[AlmightyJB]

Need to add subject’s net worth to those pictures to get a more honest response.

[Rev. Jesse Jackson]

Once again, science discover’s what porn has known for centuries.

[AlmightyJB]

That’s what happens when you wear your baseball cap incorrectly.

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

I don’t get it.

Awful, therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope you get tazed by cops until dead, and that your estate is sued for the emotional trauma suffered by your killers, with all your assets being liquidated to pay the very bastards who killed you, leaving your family bereft, alone and unloved.

[plusafdotcom]

Well, shit… that’s an average day in US’ mass media… what’s the big deal? 🙂

[Swiss Servator]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

/sage

[Almanian's Rusty Woodchipper]

OH! And

*SLAP!*

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[sarcasmic]

[UnCivilServant]

You missed.

[sarcasmic]

[sarcasmic]

[db]

What is the sound of one hand slapping an invisible ass?

[db]

Better yet, what is the sound of Invisible Furry Hand slapping my ass?

[sarcasmic]

[sarcasmic]

dang it

[Swiss Servator]

*SLAP!*

I guess I will fill in for inviso-sarc.

[Rich]

*slap!* to one and all!

[Pompey]

That’s a VERY ineffective exorcist.

[Notorious UGCC]

Good one.

[sarcasmic]

Kid is high on something. Lock him up.

[Notorious UGCC]

Margulies is still alive?

Let me check…

Wow, not only is he still alive, but he’s looking pretty good!

[GILMORE?]

I don’t get it. why is the child levitating. Is he a wizard?

[Lord Humungus]

+1 American Harry Potter

[Fist of Etiquette]

Cops don’t like working the tail end of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

[Microaggressor]

Arrested for witchcraft.

[Lord Humungus]

Too much Mexican food will do that to ya…

[Swiss Servator]

+1 burrito of hovering

[Notorious UGCC]

I once ate a burrito which gave me the power to use Poison Spray against my opponents.

[sarcasmic]

Silent and deadly.

[The Grinch]

I’ve sentenced boys younger than that to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it but I felt I owed it to them.

[Francisco d'Anconia]

How about a Fresca?

[plusafdotcom]

eees she yoar seeester?

[MarisolMoore]

Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this – 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go? to tech tab for work detail,,,,,,,

———- http://www.4cyberworks.com

[plusafdotcom]

Marisol… http://www.plusaf.com/_troll-p…..pinion.jpg

[Dan Bongard]

Most of the serious long-term problems our nation faces were inflicted on it by the parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents of the Baby Boomers.

The very oldest Baby Boomers couldn’t even vote until 1967. By then most of the damage had already been done. The worst could can say of the Baby Boomers is that they didn’t undo their predecessors’ mistakes.

[Tucci78]

Ah, properly “high security” classrooms.

Not for the inner-city matriculants of politically inexpedient low cutaneous albedo, of course.