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Reason Weekly Contest: Name that Magic Mushroom Drug

Last week's winners revealed.

Lenore Skenazy | 9.25.2015 12:01 PM

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Welcome back to the Reason Weekly Contest! This week's question is:

Psychedelic drugs have come back from ignominy and are being scientifically studied as possible remedies for depression and addiction. Dream up the name of the first new drug created from magic mushrooms.

How to enter: Submissions should be e-mailed to contest@reason.com. Please include your name, city, and state. This week, kindly type "MUSHROOM" in the subject line. Entries are due by 11 p.m. Eastern Time, Monday, Sept. 28. Winners will appear Friday, Oct. 2, right here at Reason.com.

In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. First prize is a one-year digital subscription to Reason magazine, plus bragging rights. While we appreciate kibbitzing in the comments below, you must email your answer to enter the contest. Feel free to enter more than once, and good luck!

And now for the results of last week's contest: In the wake of Facebook unveiling its new "Dislike" button, we asked for the next button it should add.

THE WINNER: "Your baby/toddler isn't that adorable." -- David Kantrowitz, East Granby, CT

SECOND PLACE: "Cringe" -- Christopher P. Brown, Idlewylde, MD

THIRD PLACE: "ICan'tTellYouHowMuchLessIThinkOfYouForHavingPostedThis" -- David Pimentel, Moscow, ID

 

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"Confirmation Bias" -- Harbor Partin, Fort Walton Beach, Fl

"Hookup request" -- Andrew Hayes, Atlanta, GA

"Who Cares?" -- Elise LaTorre, Lake Worth, FL

I have always wanted a "Snopes" button so commenters could call bullshit on a post by suggesting Snopes had an entry that proved them wrong. -- Dan McCleary, Chapel Hill, NC

"Acknowledged" -- John Becan, Reno, NV

Smug button. For when I'm better than everyone else. (A *Make Smug default?* option would be extra awesome.) -- Colin Blake

New Buttons:

"Like the post.  You, not so much."

"My attorneys will contact you in the morning."

"Get over it." -- Robert Magee

New Buttons:

"Why?"

"How?"

"C'mon Man!" -- Tony Kearney

Pointless Button—click when you are bored, and it won't do anything! -- Michael, KujPom, Poland

"Microaggression" button. - Hal Williamson

"Moron" button. - Donald Greer

"Triggered" button. - David H., Pittsburgh, PA

"Eye Roll" is the Facebook button we deserve. -- Brittney Scaccia, Chicago, IL

Facebook should almost certainly have a "Thanks, Obama" button. -- Kerry E. Rogier, Arlington, VA

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Lenore Skenazy is president of Let Grow, a nonprofit promoting childhood independence and resilience, and founder of the Free-Range Kids movement.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Toad Drools

  2. Free Market Socialist $park?   10 years ago

    Humongous Fungus
    Fungus Amongus

  3. Citizen X   10 years ago

    Psilocy-Win!

  4. Grand Moff Serious Man   10 years ago

    Good Shitake Mushroom Antidepressant.

  5. Citizen X   10 years ago

    Amanita Oneofthose

    1. Jerryskids   10 years ago

      Amanita Cuppolathose - we'll call it AC for short.

      1. commodious spittoon   10 years ago

        ICWUDT

  6. Aloysious   10 years ago

    Don't know about a caption, but I have a suggestion for a theme song:

    When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go
    And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low

    Go ask Alice, I think she'll know

    1. Free Market Socialist $park?   10 years ago

      Needs more hookah smoking caterpillar.

  7. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

    The truth will set you free...from the rigors of being President.

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/25/.....index.html

    1. Mongo   10 years ago

      Jeb Bushroom.

  8. Citizen X   10 years ago

    More Shroom at the Top

  9. Mongo   10 years ago

    Fun Gus.

    1. Swiss Servator   10 years ago

      Is it among us?

  10. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

    Neon Tree Dragons.

  11. Citizen X   10 years ago

    Lichen Life

  12. Grand Moff Serious Man   10 years ago

    Mr. Toadstool's Wild Ride.

  13. Grand Moff Serious Man   10 years ago

    Amanita Nother Minute Anti-Anxiety Solution

  14. Slammer   10 years ago

    Agilera

    1. Sudden   10 years ago

      Threadwinner

      1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

        I contest this ruling - even after figuring out the joke, it wasn't funny.

  15. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

    Agile Cyborg Approved.

    1. commodious spittoon   10 years ago

      An ACA I don't want to see repealed.

  16. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

    Zombie Hippie.

    1. UnCivilServant   10 years ago

      No, that' doesn't work, but I do not have a mental image of a zombie hippie going "Shrooooooms"

  17. Free Market Socialist $park?   10 years ago

    Don't Give A Shiitake

  18. Lee G   10 years ago

    Delta Upsilonoxetine

    (you'll have to figure that one out)

  19. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Shroomies Breakfast Cereal - "Snap, Crackle, and Wow Man!"

  20. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Bath Salts II: The Wrath of the Face Eaters

  21. Jerryskids   10 years ago

    T4,2 Machine Elves

  22. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Portobedlam

    1. Swiss Servator   10 years ago

      Oooh, good one!

      1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

        I considered Portobellicose but it didn't roll of the tongue.

  23. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

    Morel Majority.

    1. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

      "When I saw the Old Man's dick, I blewitt."

  24. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Spore Life Choice

  25. Spartacus   10 years ago

    Duuuuude!!!!!

  26. some guy   10 years ago

    Trippinout

  27. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

    Castanedium

  28. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

    Castanedium

  29. DEATFBIRSECIA   10 years ago

    Reminds me of one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me. I was tripping on mushrooms in Amsterdam, back when there was one shop that sold mushrooms (both Mexican and Hawaiian) located just off of that giant block-sized flea market near city center.

    So the guy at the shop had tried to talk us into the Mexican (milder), but we said fuck no we'll go with the Hawaiian, thank you very much, and since I was scared to get to fucked up in a foreign country, when we split the gram I ended up doing about a quarter and my brother did three-quarters.

    So it starts to rain and man we must have walked down just about every street in that city, just tripping balls and people watching, etc. All of a sudden my brother starts shaking his left leg uncontrollably, and I'm thinking, shit he's having a seizure!

    Well, he keeps shaking his leg, and eventually out of the leg of his pants pops out a pair of whitey tighties! He had put on his pants not knowing they were in there!

    God we laughed for at least twenty minutes straight. He threw the shorts in the canal and we just kept on tripping and walking.

    I'll never forget that night.

  30. Swiss Servator   10 years ago

    +1

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