Reason Weekly Contest: Name that Magic Mushroom Drug
Last week's winners revealed.


Welcome back to the Reason Weekly Contest! This week's question is:
Psychedelic drugs have come back from ignominy and are being scientifically studied as possible remedies for depression and addiction. Dream up the name of the first new drug created from magic mushrooms.
How to enter: Submissions should be e-mailed to contest@reason.com. Please include your name, city, and state. This week, kindly type "MUSHROOM" in the subject line. Entries are due by 11 p.m. Eastern Time, Monday, Sept. 28. Winners will appear Friday, Oct. 2, right here at Reason.com.
In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. First prize is a one-year digital subscription to Reason magazine, plus bragging rights. While we appreciate kibbitzing in the comments below, you must email your answer to enter the contest. Feel free to enter more than once, and good luck!
And now for the results of last week's contest: In the wake of Facebook unveiling its new "Dislike" button, we asked for the next button it should add.
THE WINNER: "Your baby/toddler isn't that adorable." -- David Kantrowitz, East Granby, CT
SECOND PLACE: "Cringe" -- Christopher P. Brown, Idlewylde, MD
THIRD PLACE: "ICan'tTellYouHowMuchLessIThinkOfYouForHavingPostedThis" -- David Pimentel, Moscow, ID
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"Confirmation Bias" -- Harbor Partin, Fort Walton Beach, Fl
"Hookup request" -- Andrew Hayes, Atlanta, GA
"Who Cares?" -- Elise LaTorre, Lake Worth, FL
I have always wanted a "Snopes" button so commenters could call bullshit on a post by suggesting Snopes had an entry that proved them wrong. -- Dan McCleary, Chapel Hill, NC
"Acknowledged" -- John Becan, Reno, NV
Smug button. For when I'm better than everyone else. (A *Make Smug default?* option would be extra awesome.) -- Colin Blake
New Buttons:
"Like the post. You, not so much."
"My attorneys will contact you in the morning."
"Get over it." -- Robert Magee
New Buttons:
"Why?"
"How?"
"C'mon Man!" -- Tony Kearney
Pointless Button—click when you are bored, and it won't do anything! -- Michael, KujPom, Poland
"Microaggression" button. - Hal Williamson
"Moron" button. - Donald Greer
"Triggered" button. - David H., Pittsburgh, PA
"Eye Roll" is the Facebook button we deserve. -- Brittney Scaccia, Chicago, IL
Facebook should almost certainly have a "Thanks, Obama" button. -- Kerry E. Rogier, Arlington, VA
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Toad Drools
Humongous Fungus
Fungus Amongus
Psilocy-Win!
Good Shitake Mushroom Antidepressant.
Amanita Oneofthose
Amanita Cuppolathose - we'll call it AC for short.
ICWUDT
Don't know about a caption, but I have a suggestion for a theme song:
Needs more hookah smoking caterpillar.
The truth will set you free...from the rigors of being President.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/25/.....index.html
Jeb Bushroom.
More Shroom at the Top
Fun Gus.
Is it among us?
Neon Tree Dragons.
Lichen Life
Mr. Toadstool's Wild Ride.
Amanita Nother Minute Anti-Anxiety Solution
Agilera
Threadwinner
I contest this ruling - even after figuring out the joke, it wasn't funny.
Agile Cyborg Approved.
An ACA I don't want to see repealed.
Zombie Hippie.
No, that' doesn't work, but I do not have a mental image of a zombie hippie going "Shrooooooms"
Don't Give A Shiitake
Delta Upsilonoxetine
(you'll have to figure that one out)
Shroomies Breakfast Cereal - "Snap, Crackle, and Wow Man!"
Bath Salts II: The Wrath of the Face Eaters
T4,2 Machine Elves
Portobedlam
Oooh, good one!
I considered Portobellicose but it didn't roll of the tongue.
Morel Majority.
"When I saw the Old Man's dick, I blewitt."
Spore Life Choice
Duuuuude!!!!!
Trippinout
Castanedium
Castanedium
Reminds me of one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me. I was tripping on mushrooms in Amsterdam, back when there was one shop that sold mushrooms (both Mexican and Hawaiian) located just off of that giant block-sized flea market near city center.
So the guy at the shop had tried to talk us into the Mexican (milder), but we said fuck no we'll go with the Hawaiian, thank you very much, and since I was scared to get to fucked up in a foreign country, when we split the gram I ended up doing about a quarter and my brother did three-quarters.
So it starts to rain and man we must have walked down just about every street in that city, just tripping balls and people watching, etc. All of a sudden my brother starts shaking his left leg uncontrollably, and I'm thinking, shit he's having a seizure!
Well, he keeps shaking his leg, and eventually out of the leg of his pants pops out a pair of whitey tighties! He had put on his pants not knowing they were in there!
God we laughed for at least twenty minutes straight. He threw the shorts in the canal and we just kept on tripping and walking.
I'll never forget that night.
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