Jade Helm Is Ending Today
A look back at an exercise and the anxieties it inflamed
Remember Jade Helm 15? It was a special forces exercise conducted in several states this summer, and it inspired a lot of opposition. Much of that opposition involved conspiracy theories, most of them centered around the idea that the whole thing was a cover for a plot to impose martial law. That freakout in turn inspired a sort of counter-freakout in the press, and the story got a ton of attention in the spring. But once the actual exercise was underway, attention started to fade, at least as far as the national media were concerned. The exercise officially ends today, and many of you have probably already forgotten that it was happening in the first place.
If you want to take one last look back at what the fuss was about, here is something I wrote for the Los Angeles Times about Jade Helm back in May, here is a Hit & Run post I did about a 1999 exercise that set off similar protests in California, and here (starting at about the 8:42 mark) is a conversation I had about the issue on Chris Hayes' TV show. And if you don't feel like following links, here's the heart of my argument, taken from that L.A. Times piece:
First, and most important: There are perfectly good reasons not to want a military training operation in your community. People are worried about noise. People are worried about road damage. People are worried about safety.
In 2011, Bastrop County was hit by the most devastating wildfire in Texas history, with nearly 1,700 homes destroyed. Some residents are understandably anxious that soldiers might accidentally set off another blaze. "Many of us, our neighbors here, went through a very traumatic experience with the fires," one man pointed out at the [community's meeting with a military spokesman about the exercise]. "Several of us are still not over that psychologically, and we know our neighbors are not over that. Why would we want to subject us to this level of anxiety on the heels of that kind of catastrophic event?"…
Not every argument raised by the opposition is that well-grounded. I've seen speculation, for instance, that Jade Helm might be part of a plot to give Texas and other border states back to Mexico. A more common rumor—certainly the one that came up most often at the Bastrop meeting—is that the Pentagon is plotting to impose martial law. For the record: If a cabal of fascists ever does suspend the Constitution, it probably won't precede the coup by going around asking county governments for permission to bring soldiers into the area.
But even when conspiracy theories are flatly wrong, they don't come out of nowhere. When a story catches on, it can tell us something true about the anxieties of the people who believe and repeat it. Sometimes those anxieties are ugly. (It's not hard to imagine the xenophobic sentiments lurking behind that Mexico rumor.) But sometimes the anxieties are rooted in reality….We live at a time when the Pentagon distributes surplus military equipment to small-town police forces; when cops present themselves to the public as soldiers fighting a war; when officials respond to unrest in Ferguson and Baltimore with curfews and other illiberal, heavy-handed tactics. It's not crazy to complain about militarization. The conspiratorial version of the complaint literalizes it: A genuine shift in how people are policed becomes a plot to impose martial rule.
Put more concisely: When nervous people embrace dubious theories, you should reject the theories. But you should also pay attention to the reasons they're nervous.
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I for one welcome our freakout overlords. It's good to live in a place so hyper-vigilant against government overreach that its patriots forget to support the troops in a frenzy to make sure DC knows the people are keeping their eye on it. God knows the Fourth Estate doesn't.
*notes Fist is a goddamned, filthy Commie traitor like I knew he was all along*
" It's good to live in a place so hyper-vigilant against government overreach that its patriots forget to support the troops"
Yeah, sure....
...but, "give texas back to the Mexicans"?
Really? I'm not sure that's "hyper-vigilance" so much as Derpyderpderpaderp^10
I'm sure that there are some deranged Intellectuals who think we SHOULD give Texas back to Mexico. They almost certainly inhabit the hothouses of Academy, and are probably even somewhat influential in the wilder fever-swamps of Radicalism. And I'm equally sure that the Liberals who have any experience of national politics have stomped, hard, on anyone even suggesting that the idea be discussed.
"Give Texas back to Mexico? Are you NUTS? Those goddamned Rednecks would take over Mexico in a shot, and turn its economy right around. And, BANG, there goes our reliable source of illegal votes."
Ah, but you forget that liberals who have any experience of global politics know that the military is best used against their own people. Those rednecks are being shipped off to Wyoming, reverse Trail of Tears style, prior to Texas being turned over.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. The US doesn't get to "give" Texas "back" to Mexico. That got settled without US support.
Yeah, they're TELLING us "it ends today". But some of us know better.
Right, Jesse?
*returns to reading Jesse's book*
BTW, you sure "Jade Helm" isn't the name of Jesse Helm's illegitimate daughter via a Vietnamese hooker?
Jesse Helms was no doubt more of a GOP Rent-boy type.
...who later turns out to have super powers, and becomes the start of the new AGENTS OF SHIELD season?
*star.... gahhhh
second
How many actual citizens in Texass did Obama's Gestapo actually kill? Round to 100 for any estimate.
I came here specifically to see what you had to say. You don't disappoint.
Give us the list of Peanuts who bought into the conspiracy nuttery. I am curious.
You know, if you guys keep leaving out cubes of sugar, the ants will keep coming back.
Well, after we cancelled the Airborne invasion due to "inclement conditions", it was a sure win. I did see an Apache helicopter over Ellington Air Base, though.
The anxieties come from talk radio and right-wing conspiracy websites.
Ooo - you've opened the Gates of Troll, Jesse! Well done!
"....and many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
I wonder what ever happened to Gaius Maximus
He was murdered by the Praetorian Guard in April 238, during the Siege of Aquileia in the Year of the Six Emperors.
I as well.
Him and Randolph Scott.
*stands with hat over heart*
He's living the dream.
I think he and Biggus Dickus had a thing and died of AIDS, but I may be mistaken.
Before reading this comment, I advise that you ask your parents for permission as it is very spooky.
Gematria is the Assyro-Babylonian system of numerology that was later adopted into Jewish culture that assigns numerical value to a word or phrase in the belief that words or phrases with identical numerical values bear some relation to each other. As such, it has been used by the Illuminati to secretly insert memes into the collective consciousness of our ever-increasingly connected world culture.
For example, the term "Jade Helm" has 8 letters. 8 plus 15 is 23. 2+3 is 5. But what is the importance of the number 5, you ask? Let's take a deeper look.
5 is the number of fingers on one hand. The current President of the United States is partly African. The Black Hand was a secret society devoted to the cause of Serbian independence. The Black Hand was formed on 5/9/1911. 5+9+1+9+1+1 = 26. 26 is the number of countries in which the Serbian Nikola Tesla held patents. Some of Tesla's patents, including work on particle beam weapons remains classified. Is Jade Helm an Illuminati test of Tesla's wonder-weapons? Let's find out.
In Gematria, AC, alternating current, translates as 1+3=4. DC, on the other hand, translates as 4+3=7. 4+7=11. 11. September 11th. Is the Illuminati taunting us by revealing that the WTC buildings were brought down through use of Tesla's particle beam weapons? In order to answer that question, we need to back up. Whitney Houston died on 2/11/2012. It is well known that Houston was killed as part of an Illuminati blood sacrifice in honor of the Diamond Jubilee for Queen Elizabeth the 2nd. What is the significance of this you ask? Why does the number 11 keep appearing in our society? Apollo 11 was the designation of the hoax mission to fool the world in thinking the Moon isn't a holograph. 11 is also the number of years in a sunspot cycle. What does that have to do with anything you ask? If you are aware of the true origin of the Illuminati, you know where I'm going with this.
As the continuation of the sacred cult of the Egyptian sun god, Ra, in Greco-Roman culture (Ra=Apollo!=Sol Invictus) the Illuminati have infiltrated all major world religions to direct their theology toward the esoteric worship of the Sun. Why would they do this? Think physiology. What type of creature is dependent on the heat of the sun? That's right, cold-blooded reptiles.
One Latin word for reptile is Draco. Draco has 5 letters. There are 14 main starts in the Draco constellation. 5+14=19. 1+9=10. 1+0=1. Latin for 1 is unum. E pluribus unum, out of many, one. And where do you find this motto? On the Great Seal of the United States. And what is on the reverse side of the Seal?
Is shit real enough for you yet?
Guess it was 3spoopy5u.
And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?
Beast has five letters. Draco (Dragon) has five letters. 5+5 =10. 1^0=1.
FURTHER CONFIRMATION.
You know what else had five letters?
By the way, do all these words lose their numerical relationship when we translate them into or from Aramaic?
Holy shit!
This is the same stuff that Farrakhan was spouting at the 10,000 man march. Something about the 19 steps or some such thing.
Isn't Sandra Bernhard into Kabbalah?
I have cell phone video of Jade Helm, bitches. You may now subscribe to my newsletter.
...is that the one from Almost Jailbait 6.....? Asking for a friend
if you have a jade helm, you might want to get a shot.
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