Friday Funnies: Hillary's Inauguration

Chip Bok | 8.28.2015 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Oh, shit, I don’t know… Um… Why is Leno trying to steal that book from Rachel Dratch? Figure out for yourself who the other guy is.
1. some guy 10 years ago
  
  Conan. No, not the barbarian.
  1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
    
    NEEDZ MOAR CRAZY RED HAIR
2. gaijin 10 years ago
  
  Lindsay Graham! Lindsay Graham has been appointed to the Supreme Court?!
Will4Freedom 10 years ago

Bill is into bondage? ehh.. not surprised. I can’t understand the Bible, though. Is he giving it to her because it says “submit to your husbands” in it? Or is it a cleverly disguised “second cell phone”?

I’m just lost.

Needs more labels.
1. Swiss Servator, ...hat nichts 10 years ago
  
  Bible? I thought that was a copy of “Biden” – Slow Joe’s Bio…
  1. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
    
    We may never know. Hillary has her hand… without a wedding ring, I noticed… over the words.
    
    But you may be right.
2. gaijin 10 years ago
  
  It’s one of those fake books with a hollow center…inside is a fine cuban cigar, hand rolled against the moist thighs of a cuban intern.
WTF 10 years ago

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!!11!!!!
1. Anomalous 10 years ago
  
  They always do.
sasob 10 years ago

How come Bill’s and Hillary’s hands don’t burst into flame when they touch that Bible?
1. Reverend Draco 10 years ago
  
  Because the bible is evil, too.
invisible furry hand 10 years ago

Short sleeves in January 2017? God, not another global warming cartoon…
sarcasmic 10 years ago

I larfed.
Slammer 10 years ago

Looks like the Hildebeast is waving no. She can’t open her mouth because it’s full of puke from the way Ol’ Peckernose is giving her his smouldering trailer bedroom eyes. What a shit show.
Paul. 10 years ago

Oh I get it, she’s in shackles because the comic takes place in a different universe.
1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
  
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  
  /sage
  1. Swiss Servator, ...hat nichts 10 years ago
    
    *pours out sip of coffee for sage*
Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago

Wow, Zombie Joan Rivers looks worse than ever after her latest cosmetic surgery, and ancient, skinny, Hair-Club-For-Men? James Spader is a born-again Christian trying to vanquish her from the Erf, and Bill Pullman circa “Independence Day” reprises his role as POTUS in the latest in the Sharknado franchise,

“Sharknado IV: Even Moar Worser”

I don’t get it.

Horrendous, therefore, perfect. Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. In my mind, you’re already dead.
Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago

OH! Fuck me – so forgetful in my old age!

*SLAP!*
1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
  
  *slap!*
  1. WTF 10 years ago
    
    *SLAP!*
NealAppeal 10 years ago

Sooo…coral is the new orange?

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