Friday Funnies: EPA Pollutants

Chip Bok | 8.14.2015 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

That astronaut saw all the orange and thought it was Tang. WAY TO BE A STEREOTYPE, DUDE.
1. Will4Freedom 10 years ago
  
  Pretty clever, lad.
  
  *hat tip*
2. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
  
  Looks like
  
  [dons Fist's sunglasses]
  
  The Eagle has landed.
Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Pink

Pink Who?

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Pink

Pink who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Pink

Pink who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

ORANGE YA GLAD WE DIDN'T SAY "PINK"??!
1. commodious spittoon 10 years ago
  
  Too soon, man.
Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago

I don't get it.

Awful, therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope you all fall in a river polluted by the EPA and die slowly from the poisons, wasting away to nothing as your family looks on, till finally you're fed into a woodchipper and sprayed all over the grounds of a pig farm.

Also

*SLAP!!!*
1. WTF 10 years ago
  
  *SLAP!*
  1. Rich 10 years ago
    
    *slap!*
    1. Devil's Candy 10 years ago
      
      CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!
Will4Freedom 10 years ago

No dead, three eyed fish on the banks. No Republican corporations raw sewer drains emptying into the river. No Obama saving baby ducks. Go back and do this again until you get it right!
1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
  
  Three words: NEEDZ. MOAR. LABELZ.
2. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
  
  Plot hole: If the kayaker didn't know the EPA polluted the water, how did he know to pack a hazmat suit?
  1. Florida Man 10 years ago
    
    Oh! You nailed his ass!
  2. Florida Man 10 years ago
    
    Also, why doesn't the EPA goon need a hazmat suit?
    1. WTF 10 years ago
      
      He's the EPA, they eat that shit for lunch!
      1. Entropy Drehmaschine Void 10 years ago
        
        That progtardian smug FYTW look on the EPA goon's face is PERFECT.
    2. Tonio 10 years ago
      
      Because he's not in the water. Whitewater kayaks such as the one depicted in the illo are rather tippy which is why you learn to roll up if you flip over.
sarcasmic 10 years ago

Not bad.
Slammer 10 years ago

Bok really stepped it up...now he's using fucking Crayons!

The new packs come with Boehner Orange.
1. Tonio 10 years ago
  
  I'm guessing pastels or chalk, but close.
  1. lap83 10 years ago
    
    It actually looks like crayon though. Pastels tend to be more saturated and chalk tends to be more powdery.
Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Here's how the conversation should have gone:

"The Gold King Mine called. They're all out of pollutants."

"Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're all out of you."
1. RBS 10 years ago
  
  "Yeah? Well I had sex with your Wife."
some guy 10 years ago

So bad, even the alt-text is speechless.
1. Almanian - Trump's Woodchipper 10 years ago
  
  Who will cry for the Alt Text? WHO?
Nikkodemus 10 years ago

It's funny that they list Cadmium on here. A decent percentage of the bolts still in use in the US are cadmium plated. Per the EPA they're not supposed to be.
AD-RtR/OS! 10 years ago

Too bad no one drop-kicked Gina into that river.
Free Society 10 years ago

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