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How a Swingers Club Got the Government to Call it a Church

"It will have the same rules that many churches observe" except adultery is OK.

Amanda Winkler | 6.14.2015 8:00 PM

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Originally published on May 28, 2015. Original text below:

How do you protect a swingers club from a bullying neighbor and a hostile zoning board? Turn it into a church.

That was the innovative legal tactic devised by Nashville Attorney Larry Roberts, whose client purchased a property for $750,000 last November with the intention of making it home to the Social Club, an "equal opportunity lifestyle organization" that aims to help its members find other that share the "same interest and desires."

Enter the Goodpasture Christian School, which his located nearby. Principal Ricky Perry complained that the organization would "pollute" the minds of his children with "ungodly activity." The local zoning board agreed, passing an emergency zoning resolution in March that blocked Robert's client from building on the site.  

So the swingers club found religion. When asked if rebranding the club as a church was intended to skirt the zoning resolution, Roberts smiled. "Let's just say it's opening up to give people guidance."

No sexual activity will be allowed on the premise, but there will be socializing and dancing. "It will have the same rules that many churches observe," says Roberts, "such as do not steal, do not lie, do not cheat, do not harm others, and do not kill." There is one difference: Adultery is OK, as long as your spouse knows all about it.

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  1. mr lizard   10 years ago

    OT: Florida Man documents the first mammal to betray you

    http://www.abcactionnews.com/n…..nal-forest

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

      Chomps, the Cleveland Browns mascot?

      http://www.clevelandbrowns.com…..homps.html

      1. mr lizard   10 years ago

        No not that one… Although you stooooopid mammals would cry about be lowered in a shameful manor over an additional interval

        1. Warrren   10 years ago

          Shut up, bug eater.

          1. mr lizard   10 years ago

            I lack the sobriety to deal with such an insolent mammal… Mock me again tomorrow when I’ll be more aware yet in a foul mood

  2. EDG chippin' WUD   10 years ago

    Gonna’ be honest , boys. I’m kinda drunk from hanging out at the bar all day. Happy Sunday!

    Stay snarky!!

    1. mr lizard   10 years ago

      And keep it sticky!

    2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

      I accomplished the same thing without leaving the house.

      1. Rhywun   10 years ago

        I’m workin’ on it now – also at home.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

          I might have been less than clear. I left home to buy booze.

          Hear that Feds???? I’m not a moonshiner!

          1. F. Gaear Grimsrud, Jr.   10 years ago

            Hear that Feds???? I’m not a moonshiner!

            We find this direct denial suspicious. Had you failed to address it at all, that would also have been suspicious. SUBPEONA!

            -The Feds

            1. Almanian - Woodchipper   10 years ago

              They’re gonna take Playa out behind the wood chipper, aren’t they.

              *scared*

              1. Woodchipped Buscemi   10 years ago

                Behind it is better than through it.

                Trust one who knows.

                1. Warrren   10 years ago

                  You won’t go far after that happens to you.

            2. Mark22   10 years ago

              Subpeonas for sub-peons!

  3. Win Bear   10 years ago

    Couldn’t they have just opened a “Church of Satan” or some other pre-existing sex-friendly religion? Any one of the older shamanic religions or religions with temple prostitutes might also have done.

  4. Hamster of Doom   10 years ago

    OT: Breaking News – Reporters Get Heckled!

    The article is very interesting but, like a magnet, I had to read their comments section. The regulars arguing is like watching two retards get in a slapfight.

    Hmmph.

  5. neoteny   10 years ago

    John Doe: what time it is?
    Somerset: why?
    John Doe: I’d like to know.
    Somerset: 7:01.

  6. Notorious G.K.C.   10 years ago

    “The Libyan government announces that American planes undertook action that resulted in the death of the wanted terrorist Mokhtar Belmokhtar and a number of Libyans belonging to one of the terrorist groups in Eastern Libya, after consultation with the Libyan interim government to take action on terrorist leadership present on Libyan soil.”

    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06……html?_r=0

    If Belmokhtar is in fact an enemy of freedom, then everyone should rejoice in his death:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbAOQNVP7Xk

    1. The Last American Hero   10 years ago

      Just the tip. I promise.

      /Obama

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