Friday Funnies: White House Drones

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Maybe don't wear a t-shirt and douchebag-style ball cap to work if you want to be taken seriously.

[invisible furry hand]

Maybe don't expect to stay a secret if you put "Secret Service" on your t-shirt, for that matter.

BTW Fisty, if your balls look like that cap, then you have my most sincere condolences

[Steve G]

+1 Female Body Inspector

[WTF]

OT:SF Cops Arrest Public Defender for Refusing to Let Them Interrogate Her Client Without Counsel

[Ted S.]

Sugar Free's cops would do that, wouldn't they?

[WTF]

SugarFree's cops would do much worse than a mere arrest. Much, much worse.

[invisible furry hand]

The SugarFrei Korps are coming for you

[Tonio]

[golf clap]

[Cdr Lytton]

SF cop school's law segment consists of watching The Closer?

[Charles Easterly]

"... look like that cap..."

I thought it was a toupee.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Uh, I think they call that a merkin.

[Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!]

+1 posing pouch

[Charles Easterly]

"Uh, I think they call that a merkin."

Those Merkins; always getting into other people's stuff.

OT: Here's a topical example of a Merkin Beaver: http://www.inquisitr.com/18002.....u-library/

[Fist of Etiquette]

I know English is your second language so let me spell it out for you. A douchebag-style cap is just a regular cap worn differently, and a ball cap is short for baseball cap. Baseball is a game just like cricket only less boring and not as long (but not by much).

[invisible furry hand]

And where are these caps worn? Down the front of the pants like a cricket box?

[Rich]

*cap!* Er, I mean *slap!*

[Fist of Etiquette]

Sigh. Basics it is. A cap is a hat.

[invisible furry hand]

And a hat is a part of a cat's anatomy, right?

[Charles Easterly]

El gato en el sombrero?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Maybe neither of you should be on America's internet.

[Charles Easterly]

Happy Friday Fist.

(And stop using the "royal we" and talking into the mirror, Dude)

[Bee Tagger]

He's dressed for the next Beer Summit.

[Almanian!]

Don't. Get.

Awful. Therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope the President personally drones everyone you love, in front of your eyes, so you live out your days with memory of the horror of losing those closest to you.

Oh! also - *SLAP!*

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[WTF]

*SLAP!*

[Robert]

I get that it's not a Hylkema, Bagge, Colon, Baloo, or any other of the good cartoonists Reason has had.

[Almanian!]

Also - NEEDZ WAY MOAR LABELZ

[WTF]

Always.

[Steve G]

Not bad, although I would gone with something about the droning on behind the podium at every press conference...if I had drawring skillz

[Charles Easterly]

Sonically soporific.

[Spawn of Nyarlathotep]

After yesterday's Richman derpfest, the Friday Funnies now look like models of political insight.

[Steve G]

760 comments so far...

[Ted S.]

And apparently people are still commenting. When I was on the front page of H&R at dinnertime, it was only in the 500s of comments.

[WTF]

Richman was obviously successful with his obvious click bait.

[Bardas Phocas]

He's obviously the inhouse troll.

Open your eyes, people!

[Ted S.]

I clicked on it when it first showed up before being hidden in the archives for two hours. That was enough.

[Hamster of Doom]

Obvious troll was obvious.

I wanted no part of that. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

[Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!]

771 and counting...

[The Hyperbole]

So are the terrorist attacking the White House via hot air balloon while the secret service is distracted by paper airplanes, balloons and toys out front? Or has someone made hot air balloon sized paper airplanes, balloons and toys and rather impressively launched them over the White House? My five year old niece has a better grasp of perspective.

[Charles Easterly]

I'm sure 3-D printers are responsible for the threatening airial devices pictured. We should ban 3-D printers.

[mad.casual]

I'm sure 3-D printers are responsible for the threatening airial devices pictured. We should ban 3-D printers.

You can't fathom how fundamentally the at-home 3D printer is going to completely revolutionize the hot air balloon business.

Soon, instead of paying exorbitant maintenance and storage prices or messing with rental fees and paperwork, people will be able to print out their own hot air balloons at home. Prices for hot air balloons will bottom out and people will finally be able to travel by made-to-order, on-demand hot air balloon as freely as they please.

We really are on the verge of a 3D printing revolution.

[Charles Easterly]

Surely the FAA must intercede to keep our skies safe! An unregulated airspace spells collisions and debris falling on the children!

On a serious note, mad.casual, have you heard about the individuals in China building houses with 3-D printers?

Here's a link: http://www.pcworld.com/article.....dings.html

[mad.casual]

Revolutionary! Absolutely revolutionary.

[Cdr Lytton]

No, no. The secret service agent is outside of the White House and in casual clothes because he got fired. The stuff going on in the background are the toys that the Colombian escorts are playing with now that he's gone. For extra fun, picture Sophia Vegara's Modern Family character as a house guest there.

[Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!]

HAHAHAHAHAHA?

[Almanian!]

sage?

[Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!]

I wanted to give sage a chance to be more HAHAHAHA definitive.

[Ted S.]

Parsley?

[invisible furry hand]

Rosemary & Thyme can beat Sage & Parsley's bitch ass anythyme

[Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!]

*narrows gaze*

[Steve G]

OT: was reading an NPR article about someone being
arrested for resisting arrest (really) this morning and saw this awesome story of a guy being arrested for
walking with a golf club as cane in Seattle. How did we miss this one, the dash cam video is entertaining.

[sarcasmic]

When I was living in Boulder a couple decades ago (am I that old?) it became a fad for young people to walk around with canes. The cops responded by declaring the canes to be weapons, and confiscating them from anyone who didn't have a note from their doctor. Anyone who argued got arrested. Anyone who resisted got a beating. Nothing else happened.

[WTF]

Nice that the cops can get away with making something illegal simply by their own decree.

[sarcasmic]

I've noticed that the more "progressive" a city is, the more fascist the cops are.

[WTF]

It seems they often fail to understand the implications of More Government.
Or they just assume it will be directed at someone else.

[sarcasmic]

I think it's a bit of both. On the one hand they fail to understand that government is organized violence, while at the same time they support any legislation that outlaws something they don't do.

[Doctor Whom]

But ... but ... they don't write the law; they just enforce it! I know this because they say it routinely.

[sarcasmic]

[sarcasmic]

Obligatory hairy armpits.

[Ted S.]

Will not click, even though I have Youtube videos set not to show until I click on the play button.

[sarcasmic]

It's that German chick singing about red balloons.

[WTF]

Or "air balloons" in the original German.

[sarcasmic]

As opposed to what?

[Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!]

Luft Ballons!

[Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!]

Balloon... was immer.

[Charles Easterly]

I like Focke Wulf brand Luftwaffles (recipe 190).

[WTF]

Lead balloons, maybe? I don't know, German can be a funny language sometimes. Although I do like the way they mash a bunch of words together to make a new word. Like "backpfeifengesicht".

[sarcasmic]

They capitalize all nouns. That's just weird.

[John Galt]

Steppenwolf - Earschplittenloudenboomer.

[Rich]

Nice touch to have those "RRRRRRRR"s representing Bo's growling at the drones!

[Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!]

I thought it was the mini-gun spinning up to bring them down?

[John Galt]

That was a tad Payne-ful.

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[RAHeinlein]

OT: French government released this infographic to help citizens identify signs of radical jihadism....

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-31047810

[Vincent Milburn]

Payne? I want Chip Bok!