Friday Funnies: We're Not All Charlie Hebdo

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[Fist of Etiquette]

The New York Times Person of the Year is... YOU!

[db]

...Headless You

[Pompey]

Only the finest of brews are Fit to Pint.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Bok dropped the ball on that. "Fit to punt" would have worked there.

[Rich]

I believe you mean he *didn't* drop the ball.

[UnCivilServant]

It's actually an Ice Cream Advert.

[Copernicus]

Oh Chip,

The infinite onion layers of subtle nuance.

I love how you don't hit me over the head (but sometimes stab me in the face) with the punchline.

It's true sometimes I am ashamed that I don't "get" such smart humor. I know there must be some deeper meaning beyond the obvious one.

If only there were moar labelz.

[Crusty Juggler]

Take that New York Slimes!

[UnCivilServant]

Hey! The New York Slimes have more backbone than the Timed Editorial staff. You take that back.

[gaijin]

How can the man on the left be standing when he clearly has no backbone?

[UnCivilServant]

Hydrostatic pressure

[db]

He's only partially tumescent.

[UnCivilServant]

Well, that's because he's constrained by the rigid shell of starched cloth he's been stuffed into.

[gaijin]

Excellent work, both of you!

[VicRattlehead]

the giant fist up his ass that works him like a meat puppet

[Slammer]

A true ninja would have snuck up behind the editor and the paper and stabbed him in the back. This cartoon is stupid and unrealistic.

[VicRattlehead]

.....No true Ninja

[Rich]

What does Bill Gates have to do with this?

[shirleywyant247]

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[Rich]

"MONEYKIN"?

Are you by any chance based in West Virginia, shirley?

[UnCivilServant]

No, they're a form of otherkin, they believe their bodies are inhabited by the souls of bitcoins.

[Swiss Servator, CHF w00t!]

*applause*

[Bardas Phocas]

Women Only!

[EDG reppin' LBC]

By "business" do you mean "dudes"? And by "coming to" do you mean "coming on"?

[VicRattlehead]

"golden chance" = Golden showers

[rosie.rwilliams]

my co-worker's mom makes $75 every hour on the laptop . She has been fired from work for ten months but last month her paycheck was $13904 just working on the laptop for a few hours. use this link...........
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[rosie.rwilliams]

my co-worker's mom makes $75 every hour on the laptop . She has been fired from work for ten months but last month her paycheck was $13904 just working on the laptop for a few hours. use this link...........
????? http://www.netcash50.com

[plusafdotcom]

Hey, Rosie...

http://www.plusaf.com/linkedin.....u-ever.jpg

[d3x / dt3]

Why does Obama have a knife?

[UnCivilServant]

It's the new model PenPhone.

[mr lizard]

Or a Penalphone

[UnCivilServant]

No one carries one of those, the tax on it is outrageous.

[Fizban]

The Hooded Justice has is in for Chinamen now?

[Swiss Servator, CHF w00t!]

Oh Bok! Is this two in a row?

As sage would say...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?

[Lord Humungus]

ha.

Happy Friday, Reasonoids (excluding the dipshits).

[Swiss Servator, CHF w00t!]

"(excluding the dipshits)"

So...excluding most of us then?

[This Machine Loves Koch]

Swiss, I thought you might be off swimming in your pile of francs this morning. Glad to see you've still got time for the little people.

[Swiss Servator, CHF... genug!]

Oh no, as a servant of the Swiss, I have to come up with a lot more dollars now that the franc has rocketed up. Life just got harder.

[sarcasmic]

[d3x / dt3]

^This.

[Fizban]

^

[Almanian!]

[SimonJester]

[David Wall]

Far be it from me to defend the NYT, but given the apathy of the Islamist threat to America by many including most libertarians and their government, it is not surprising they would opt out of publishing the cartoons. Internal emails among NYT executives did cite safety of their employees as a reason not to run them.

South Park had it right:

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/155214/heads-in-sand

Cowardliness or prudence? It doesn't matter, the terrorist are winning in the good, ol' USA.

[d3x / dt3]

So the Islamic Threat is apathetic? That's cool.

[David Wall]

My subject is dif-e, not grammar. Thanks, d3x /dt3.

[plusafdotcom]

THAT makes sense... 🙂

[plusafdotcom]

THAT makes sense... 🙂

[Fizban]

Eh, whatever

[Chumby]

PBS refused to showcthe new cover on their nightly news. Additional evidence why public funds should no longer be used to subsidize its existence.

[plusafdotcom]

Yeah, and I heard part of a PBS program where that topic was "debated."

The PBS side was pretty much a defense of Tolerating Intolerance... being 'understanding' of a cult that has made it clear that they want to kill everyone not IN their cult!

Sort of a PBS Suicide Wish.
I just don't understand those folks..

[Chumby]

I am guessing but I think most folks that watch PBS news and agree with it wouldn't put themselves in the book burning crowd. But yet there they are.

[andytaylor454]

Start working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life.

This is what I do,,,,,,

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[andytaylor454]

my roomate's sister-in-law makes $61 hourly on the laptop . She has been fired for 8 months but last month her payment was $13483 just working on the laptop for a few hours. you can check here............
????? http://www.jobs-sites.com

[John Galt]

Getting some head.

[Almanian!]

First: I don't get it.

Second: *SLAP!* you fucking slackers! Where's ifh??!! SLACKING, that's where!

Third: Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope you ALL get your heads cut off in a case of "mistaken identity" jihad...OR IS IT?!

Fuck you all, very much.

[josefafmartin]

my co-worker's half-sister makes $69 /hr on the internet . She has been fired from work for ten months but last month her payment was $17800 just working on the internet for a few hours. try here......
????? http://www.netcash50.com

[nakishajkimble]

my neighbor's mother-in-law makes $61 every hour on the internet . She has been without work for nine months but last month her pay check was $21792 just working on the internet for a few hours. visit this site right here...............
????? http://www.cashbuzz80.com

[margalithwang]

$89 an hour! Seriously I don't know why more people haven't tried this, I work two shifts, 2 hours in the day and 2 in the evening?And i get surly a chek of $1260......0 whats awesome is Im working from home so I get more time with my kids.
Here is what i did
?????? http://www.paygazette.com

[pig16885]

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[elizabethchicks]

my neighbor's step-aunt makes $80 an hour on the internet . She has been laid off for five months but last month her payment was $12901 just working on the internet for a few hours.
website here........
???????? http://www.paygazette.com

[org80850]

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