Student Suspended for Selling Illicit Full-Sugar Pepsi Out of His Locker

Alberta high school student Keenan Shaw was suspended for two days after he got caught selling an illicit substance from his locker at Winston Churchill his school. Weed? Nope. Booze? Nope. Acid? Nope.
Shaw says all those treats (and more) are on offer in the school's corridors:
"I'm not going to name any names, but I know a couple of people selling marijuana, there's kids selling smokes, there was a kid last year selling meth, as well as a kid selling acid," said Shaw.
But his drug of choice is full-sugar Pepsi. Commerce in the sweet, sweet drink is banned at his school, which allows only diet sodas to be sold on premises.
This case of capitalism gone awry started small in Grade 9:
The Grade 12 student, who realized only diet pop was being sold in the cafeteria, made the short trek to a local grocery store to pick up a case of Pepsi.
"I decided if I wanted a pop, maybe others do, too," he said.
Shaw brought it back to Churchill, and within 20 minutes, sold every can of pop.
"From an entrepreneurial perspective, he said, 'Wait a second, I just paid $5 for a case of pop and got $12 back,'" said his mother, Alyssa Shaw-Letourneau, whose son sold the pop for $1 a can. "From a business perspective, it's smart."
Shaw says he'll abandon his soda sales rather than risk expulsion.
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Oh SHIT!
PEPSI!
That's the hard shit man. Better lock that kid up for life.
Fuck the sugar police.
It's a "gateway drug", ya know...
Also, a shame that the kid is going to lose money rather than telling the school to go fuck itself.
Shaw says he'll abandon his soda sales rather than risk expulsion.
Wink, wink, snicker. Oooh, Snickers. Time for a line extension?
"I decided if I wanted a pop, maybe others do, too," he said
School Police Officer Dunphy will happily give you as many pops as he can until someone starts recording.
Then he'll take their camera and give them some pops too.
Switch to Coke kid.
Do they expel for substances that slightly resemble sugar though?
He could get the real stuff, you know, Mexican Coke - not the HFCS stuff from here.
Mexican Coke isn't as good as Columbian though.
HFCS is "sugar", hippie.
(And it doesn't say if he was selling Marketing Hype Real Sugar Pepsi or just plain Pepsi...)
No, Mexican coke is full of actual cane sugar. The same stuff that's artificially scarce because of some government monopoly protection scheme.
See here: http://sugarcane.org/global-po.....ted-states
Damn! I've seen that at local supermarkets! I'll have to double-check the ingredients list...
Do they have caffeine-free, too?
KMW wins the alt-text award for the day.
seconded
That's some real inside-Reason humor.
Well done.
Please explain.
I don't get it. If he'd had an eye patch, that'd've made him look like the Schweppes guy...or the Hathaway shirt guy.
He's got red hair. He's a ginger.
Mary Poppins: Enemy of the State.
Mom just give me a Pepsi, please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.
LOL! Haven't thought about that song in years. Awesome!
Let's see if Ted S. will come along and point out the B-movie actors in the video? Bonus points if he can identify the children of some Hollywood royalty.
+1 Tendency
+1 Institutionalized
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Only a school board could create a black market in Pepsi.
Plus, isn't Moochelle currently hunting down contraband candy and pogy-bait in schools across the land. She needs her own reality show modeled on Dog the Bounty Hunter.
I think I have heard other stories of kids selling candy and McDs in school for money.
In other news, as if there were any doubt before, but Daily Caller confirms that yes, Eric Holder is nothing but a criminal thug.
http://dailycaller.com/2012/09.....otc-office
Like everyone else who achieves high political power, he was a top-shelf narcissist from childhood forward. The right has no shortage of these, but the socdem left is absolutely suffused with them.
Of course. But generally carrying a gun and taking over government buildings gets you thinned out of the Right. One the Left, it gets you made AG.
Somehow violence is associated with the right (bitter clingers and all that) yet the real violence always seems to come from the left (polling place intimidation, union head busting)
The left has been the party of war and terrorism for more than a century. To the degree that the right was and is classically liberal, it's bourgeois and more concerned with opportunities to work and live in boring, mutually advantageous peace. That modesty of those middle-class goals infuriates the Wilsons and Holders.
The whole right-wing violence meme is head in the sand craziness on the part of the left, who never miss an opportunity to deny history in their scramble for the moral high ground.
Recognizing every day is opposite day is how I cope. For example, Lindsey Graham wants to send our soldiers to fight and die in an ill defined war. He supports the troops. Anyone who says slow down before you risk the lives of someone else's son or husband or father is a whack job isolationist.
2-yr old article, but yes, Holder remains a thug...
He was just mad because some cop stopped him to ask for his license.
"I'm not going to name any names, but I know a couple of people selling marijuana, there's kids selling smokes, there was a kid last year selling meth, as well as a kid selling acid,"
So, in other words, you'd have been better off selling coke than Pepsi, kid.
Was there also a basket case, a princess, and a brain?
It's almost like you create black markets when you deliberately restrict the availability of goods people want...but who could have guess that would happen? (besides everyone here and a Canadian high school student)
It amazes me they were so stupid they didn't realize this was going to happen.
Do you mean to tell me that when full-sugar Pepsi is outlawed, only outlaws will sell full-sugar Pepsi? No way! That's TeathugliKKKan crazy talk!
He should have offered the school Libs a cut of the profits. Works in Government.
If they were at all competent, the student council would push a small tax on full-sugar products that goes into the administrative slush fund. The nannies get their sin-tax bone, the kids get their drinks, and the leeches get their money.
Eek! An entrepreneur! Burn, witch, burn!
So he did for (spits) .... profit.
"I'm not going to name any names, but I know a couple of people selling marijuana
It's yet to be seen if suspension will serve as great of a deterrent to behavior as stitches.
My thoughts as well. The kid just made himself a target for coercion.
now there is a pretext for a SWAT raid.
"The provincial police executed a no-knock raid on the student's locker - unfortunately, the locker number had been transposed, and an unrelated student saw his homework, textbooks and school supplies go up in flames as constables executed a 'dynamic locker entry' and threw two 'flash-bang' stun grenades into the locker - igniting the contents. The student was cited for violating the school smoking ban and billed for the janitorial cleanup costs according a a district spokesman"
+1 kinetic action
This case of capitalism gone awry black markets...
Banning products doesn't magically make the desire for those products go away. There is no such thing as magic, although magical thinking: yes.
Black markets are the triumph of capitalism.
I'm so glad Democrats have seen the light on the drug war and will roll it back.
Amazing alt-text. Lordy lordy I love me some ginger bigotry. Yess suhh.
Wasn't the whole "ginger" thing started by a South Park episode making fun of racism?
I'm not sure. But it certainly reinvigorated anti-ginger sentiments that haven't been seen since the era when my great grandpappy brought honor to our family by chucking potatoes at the Irish immigrants getting off the boat.
Nah, but I think it was always more of a thing in Britain than the US.
We don't want to round them up and put them into camps. We just want to make sure they're easily identified. Some sort of armband should be in order.
Well I want to round up a few of them. I Need RCH's for measurement purposes.
Not only is he learning useful lessons about capitalism, he's also learning useful lessons about regulation and black markets.
It's lessons all the way down.
That kid should be a full professor at Harvard's Kennedy School of Government.
Usually it's candy that kids sell at a mark up. My brother-in-law's school had a kid suspended for doing that, their official reason was that it was for his safety since he would be a target for having the money stolen. Knowing the school, they were probably correct.
He may have quit, but there will be another to take his place. And another.
Meanwhile, he can be thankful he wasn't accidentally shot, during a midnight raid on his house, by the Sugar War Action Taskforce (SWAT).
On top of everything else, I'm pretty sure that regular soft drinks are healthier than the diet versions.
Drugs are no big deal. Pepsi on the other hand, threatens the school's funding. That's a big deal.
The school is just going after the low-hanging fruit. This guy probably didn't try to hide his activities as much as the more-illicit dealers.
I'm surprised they didn't make an informant out of him, give him 20Gs to snitch on his homies.
Is anyone else reminded of The Great Brain At The Academy by Tom D FitzGerald?
Oops. Sorry. That should be John D FitzGerald.
Tom D was the Great Brain himself.
Several years ago, my daughter sought and received permission from her teacher to sell candy on campus. She was subsequently threatened with suspension for having done so. She graduated in 2008, so this has been going on for a while. (These particular sugar Nazis are in California, which I'm sure will surprise no one.)
School officials are nothing but humorless tyrants.
He just needs to play the progressive victim group game.
Lots of people get migraines (and regular headaches) from artificial sweeteners. Since the school only sell diet soda, maybe they hate people who get migraines?
He was simply trying to help kids with lesser known health issues.
His response is soooo Canadian. He'll stop doing what virtually nobody has the right to stop him from doing because he doesn't want to get into trouble.
On the other hand if it were California there would be lawsuits flying around and he would have been tased. And, maybe shot.
Not sure which is worse.
Easy. The kid is a senior. Leave the campus for lunch and HAVE DONATIONS for softdrink freedom. With every dollar a can is placed across the school property line with money being donated to a box on the public side. NO SALE has taken place.
If I were the chair of a university business department, I would be offering this kid a scholarship. He's already got the entrepreneurial spirit!