The Secret of Riot Cops' Confidence?
Okay the tear gas and tasers probably help but the mere act of marching in uniform may advance aggression according to UCLA researchers.


It's the province of riot cops, marching bands, and Hitler youth, not to mention a few millenia of militaries. And its effects—perhaps not so surprisingly—extend far beyond organization or pomp and circumstance. According to a new study from the University of California Los Angeles (UCLA), marching in unison could actually shape men's estimations of their own and others' physical prowess.
"We have found that when men are walking in step with other men, they think that a potential foe is smaller and less physically formidable and less intimidating than when they're just walking in no particularly coordinated manner with other men," said anthropology professor and lead study author Daniel Fessler. "That calculation appears to make men who march with other men feel less vulnerable and more powerful and their potential foe more easily vanquished."
"Simply walking in sync may make men more likely to think, 'Yeah, we could take that guy!'" Fessler said.
For their experiment, Fessler and co-author Colin Holbrook—whose findings are published online in the journal Biology Letters—recruited 96 undergraduate men at UCLA. Half were instructed to walk in lockstep with a partner, while another half were asked to walk alongside a partner but without moving uniformly. Afterward, the students took several tests, "most of them to disguise the real purpose of the study" and one that involved looking at a photo of a man with an angry expression. Participants were asked to estimate the angry man's height and pick his build from a roster of six silhouettes of various heights and muscularity.
Young men who had walked in unison with their partners wound up judging the man as significantly shorter and smaller than those who had walked normally. On average, they guessed him to be about an inch shorter than the other group of participants did. The researchers note that while the difference in perception was relatively small, the association was consistent enough that there's only a 0.01 chance of it being a fluke.
Fessler and Holbrook suggest that humans evolved, quite logically, to view moving in unison as a sign of group strength. "The ability to move in unison indicates that one is part of an effective fighting alliance," said Fessler. "That's no accident. In order for individuals to be synchronized, they have to be motivated to coordinate their behavior—they have to be paying attention to what one another are doing, and they have to be skilled and competent. A deep part of our brain registers this connection."
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Men naturally sync their cadence like women their monthlies. Everyone knows that.
http://youtu.be/Sd09gy8Vv9E
Another form of conformity:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4UNoECibYk
Music.
Also here is proof of the bullshit stated in the study:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LSAJIQ7RTk
Take notes of the two groups. Pack and herd.
also wait for it at about 2:00
opps three groups.
There is a murder of crows in there as well.
Palin is underappreciated for his ability to deliver abuse--Cleese didn't have a monopoly on that.
In many ways he was the most versatile actor of the Pythons.
Agreed. Of course, that's high praise indeed with a bunch of very talented comic actors.
Additionally, mix that biological urge with law enforcement's collective narcissistic personality disorder and we are faced with a potent and emerging form of tyranny.
What federal grant paid for this ridiculous study?
According to the press release, that would be the Air Force Office of Scientific Research
FTFY
Anything related to dominating human will is interesting to the armed forces, bro. Therefore it shall be studied and then handed down accordingly to your local law enforcement.
Does the Air Force march??
Body armor, helmets, face masks, knee and elbow pads, gloves, shields, tear gas, clubs, guns, and authorization by the State for violence also makes you think, "Yeah, we could take that guy!"
I think they also need ski masks so no one can identify them in the infinitesimally unlikely case that one of them is on video doing something that would have to end in an indictment. Like raping a child to death...I can't think of anything else they would indict a cop for.
Fuck off, civilian. It works for ISIL and it'll work for us cops who almost die every day to protect your goddamn stinky asshole from panhandlers and potheads.
Look man, my asshole is no stinkier than anyone else's. Probably about the same honestly....
Except for that dead gerbil.
Speaking of ISIL, maybe this video of Iraqi recruits is what made them realize how easy it would be to take Iraq over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbK76okexVk
Jesus Christ. These clowns can't even do a fucking jumping jack. Really, the US needs to just walk away from the entire region. Maybe we'll check back in 40 years or so, and see if they have sorted their problems out.
Maybe we'll check back in 40 years or so, and see if they have sorted their problems out.
My suggestion would be to not even check back...ever.
They look like straight retards. Is that what all of the Middle East is like?
The Middle East is a weird fucking place. A bunch of weird places really - except for Israel, each is more backward and fucked up than the next.
One thing is certain...those American soldier are terrible trainers.
After the first two jumping jacks they should have broken then up and gone to each to show the proper form.
Who the fuck keeps letting them go on like that hoping that they will magically improve.
"I know not thy language, but thy intent is clear from the mask that obscures thy eyes. Thou art a common cutpurse."
/Christof
The face masks are so the audience can tell that they're bad guys, and so no one really thinks about it too much when they get killed.
This reminded me of the French Foreign Legion's weirdly timed swagger/march. Of course, those guys have every reason to believe they can sweep humanity from their path.
If memory serves the FFL marches that way because they believe it allows them to march longer but still retain energy for fighting.
Isn't this MP clip more appropriate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI#t=17
You know who else flaunted the uniforms and marching style of their military....
The KISS Army?
God, I fucking hate KISS.
But +1
Leave The Insane Clown Posse of the 1970s alone.
The Village People?
Reservoir Dogs?
I hated drill when I was in the corps. I liked formation runs for PT, but simply marching from place to place killed me.
I liked learning how to march in sync, there was a weird sense of accomplishment as the boots kept hitting closer and closer together day after day. But after that, ok, booooring.
Hated it completely. Total waste of time.
How about you spend time teaching us how to kill people and break things? I've learned more from books about how to do that than from the Corps.
After I got out of boot camp, I unconsciously fell into step with anyone walking in front of me.
UCLA had to do a study on something Greek Hoplites proved conclusively almost 3,000 years ago?
Exactly.
This surprises you?
Gotta get that grant money.
Studying up on how to defeat the Trojans, maybe?
+100
I would've guessed it was all the steroids.
pure unadulterated bullshit.
You do not need a specially evolved mechanism to tell you that 2 1.
If you have two eggs you have more food then one egg.
If you have two men you have more fight then one man.
tell you that 2 1.
There is supposed to be a greater then sign there.
I like his travel shows, too. In a better world, we'd have more Python films.
That is one of my favorite comedies of all time.
"K-K-Ken's c-c-c-oming to k-k-kill me" makes me giggle every time I even think of it.
The other great line is that the only time Palin doesn't stutter is when Jamie Lee Curtis tells him that Kevin Kline was beaten as a child and he says "Good."
Let's you and him go fight that guy
It's brilliant and one of the best comedies ever made.