Brickbat: Is Everyone Buckled Up?

Police in Ibiza pulled over the driver of a van to test him for possible drunk driving. They found he hadn't been drinking. They also found three couples in the back of the van having sex. They cited each of them for not wearing their seat belts. That carries a $270 fine, but since they all agreed to pay it on the spot, the fine was automatically cut in half.

Comments

[dantheserene]

Under the circumstances, it might be more accurate to say "six people" having sex rather than "three couples". I'm guessing the lines of demarcation weren't too strong back there.

[pan fried wylie]

good to know I'm not the only one browsing youporn and criticizing the accuracy of the titles.

[Agile Cyborg]

Uninitiated to the secret sex lives of the bored and well-off?

[PM]

Shit, no one shot? No asset forfeiture? No pets killed? 1/2 price discount for cash payment? If only American traffic stops went so smoothly.

[Suthenboy]

Watching an orgy in the back of your van while driving would impair your ability to drive safely more so than inebriation. Dumbass should have pulled over, spun his captain's chair around and gotten out the popcorn.

[Fist of Etiquette]

He must have had a lot of free candy.

[Scruffy Nerfherder]

+1 Hannah Montana Ticket

[mr lizard]

I didn't know Bang Bus went international

[Agile Cyborg]

Bang Bus probably has nothing on what went on in that van, bro.

[Libertarian]

It was an Uber van. The sharing economy!

[userve32]

That jsut doesnt make a lot of sense dude.

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[Bean Counter]

Good God! Anonbot can't run its posts through a spell checker?

[straffinrun]

I'm guessing he meant "Jesuit".

[Libertarian]

If today's bots can't even spell, maybe I'll just wait for all the bugs to get worked out of tomorrow's sex-bots before I give em a try. Go ahead, early adopters -- what do you have to lose?

[Agile Cyborg]

Fuck the seat belts and your goddamn laws. Let's group fuck, bitches!

[jmomls]

Reason is so desperate for anti-cop stories they're going all the way to the Med?

Sad.

[dantheserene]

This is sarcasm? It's an amusing brickbat article with not particular police angle.

[Agile Cyborg]

Loosen up, ironplate.

[The Original Jason]

but since they all agreed to pay it on the spot, the fine was automatically cut in half

Isn't that called? bribing a police officer?