Porn Star Ron Jeremy Cleared to Start Having Sex Again

We know folks were worried

PORN legend Ron Jeremy, 59, has been released from hospital after a near-death experience and he's already planning on getting back to business.

Doctors have told the prolific star that he's cleared to have sex after he left Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles around week ago.

Having survived the aneurysm near his heart that nearly killed him, he told TMZ: 'They said to me at the clinic, that if you can walk up two flights of stairs you're able to have sex… so I walked up two flights of stairs and 3 ADDITIONAL stairs.'

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[ThatSkepticGuy]

Our long national nightmare is finally over.

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Doctors have told the prolific star that he's cleared to have sex after he left Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles around week ago.

[Ted Levy]

" 'They said to me at the clinic, that if you can walk up two flights of stairs you're able to have sex... so I walked up two flights of stairs and 3 ADDITIONAL stairs.'"

Ron Jeremy's argument that he is cleared to engage in threesomes...

[Ted Levy]

The real medical challenge in Jeremy's case is that at certain times his heart is tenuous at baseline, having most blood being shunted elsewhere...

[neoteny]

In a command economy with single payer healthcare system they would castrated him as a preventative measure to lower future costs.