Real Man of Genius: Joe Biden

Nick Gillespie | 8.18.2012 3:00 PM

If Joe Biden has another week on the campaign trail like this one, we may have to update our Real Men of Genius commercial.

Here is the orginal text from the Feb. 24, 2009 video:

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Brutus 13 years ago

Run, Joe, run!! It's Joe-mentum!!

http://minx.cc/?post=332005
1. Anacreon 13 years ago
  
  This reminds me of Biden-
  
  "Whatta Dipshit"
  -- Wing-Ding
o3 13 years ago

bet joe would be a great [dRInKinG] buddy !
1. joshua corning 13 years ago
  
  He would have also made a better president then Obama.
  
  ...
  
  Plus the adds bonus that comedians and late night shows would actually have the balls to make jokes about him....you know cuz he is white.
joshua corning 13 years ago

OK WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!

Why are you guys recycling videos from years ago?
1. Jerry on the road 13 years ago
  
  I guess because they're still current.
  1. joshua corning 13 years ago
    
    No all their current vids are in HD. (Welch got some greys pocking out of the scruffy red beard.)
    
    This is so 2009.
    1. Jerry on the road 13 years ago
      
      But then again, Biden still has the same hairplugs....
    2. darius404 13 years ago
      
      2012 is the new 2009.
    3. Archduke PantsFan 13 years ago
      
      This is the most important election ever.
      EVER!
Eduard van Haalen 13 years ago

"we may have to update our Real Men of Genius commercial"

Then why don't you? You could make it a bit more substantive.

"Today we salute you, Mr. Republicans-will-enslave-us-all let's-not-kill-Bin-Laden guy..."
1. Ska 13 years ago
  
  "Where others might have seen a senator who was running for president, you pointed out that he was articulate and bright and clean and nice-looking guy - almost unheard of qualities amongst black men."
2. joshua corning 13 years ago
  
  You could make it a bit more substantive.
  
  IDK Nick's narration of the vid is damn good writing.
3. Ted S. 13 years ago
  
  "we may have to update our Real Men of Genius commercial"
  
  Another casualty of September 11: the original campaign was "Real American Heroes", but heaven forfend you use the word "hero" ironically after September 11.
wingnutx 13 years ago

Do it.
sage 13 years ago

Does not compute.
Dunphy (the real one) 13 years ago

it could be worse.

submitted for your consideration.

Lieutenant Joe Biden... SWAT TEAM COMMANDER!
1. Jerry on the road 13 years ago
  
  No more dog shootings!
  
  *ducks*
  1. Dunphy (the real one) 13 years ago
    
    yea, because he'd miss
    
    and shoot the CAT.
    
    and THAT is clearly uncalled for.
    
    waste of a good bullet
Archduke PantsFan 13 years ago

I can't believe I missed the 200th Anniversary of the fall of Detroit.
http://www.historyofwar.org/ar.....troit.html
1. Brutus 13 years ago
  
  And here it is, falling all over again, this time with nary a shot fired. Well, at least by a foreign soldier.
2. Brett L 13 years ago
  
  So we tried to give it away and the Canadians wouldn't keep it. Dang.
  1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
    
    Lets renew the offer while they are distracted with the upcoming NHL lockout or somesuch!
    1. Archduke PantsFan 13 years ago
      
      well we are paying for the new bridge.
3. Xenocles 13 years ago
  
  The fall of Detroit was like four years ago dude.
Dunphy (the real one) 13 years ago

"...sometimes it is very easy to imagine[Joe Biden]at the mental hospital, dressed in stained white PJs, standing on a card table and explaining how the shortage of lime Jell-O is "literally the greatest outrage to be visited on mankind" since the orderlies took away his fern." - Jonah Goldberg
1. Romulus Augustus 13 years ago
  
  LOL
shazhi 13 years ago

thank you http://www.louisvuittonen.com
Mike M. 13 years ago

Joe Biden: the best life insurance policy a sitting president has ever had in history.

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